Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

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Spacecase101

Granted 42.  :D

I wish I knew what the question is to the answer.

LIFE AS STRANGE AS IT SEEMS.
IT LIES ON ITS SIDE AND SCREAMS!!
We are many...We are one...HOMELINGS!! Mucho of de Wooting!!

FeverishPegasus

Granted. The question is 'What do you get when you multiply six by nine?'

I wish to know the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.
What is this 'happiness' others speak of

dashie77

Helloo. its mee Im Bacck
Granted, But everyone you ask dont know eitherrrr

I wish to know whats going on in people's minds ;o

Spacecase101

Granted. You are surprised to learn its not much.

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I wish to know the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.
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I wish to know if it was an African or European swallow. Also its just a flesh wound. :P

LIFE AS STRANGE AS IT SEEMS.
IT LIES ON ITS SIDE AND SCREAMS!!
We are many...We are one...HOMELINGS!! Mucho of de Wooting!!

moonbeam16

Granted.  It's actually neither.

I wish to watch that movie (I haven't yet).

Spacecase101

Granted! But now you have to deal with me and Feverish quoting from Monty Python and the Holy Grail all da time. 0:)

I wish for otters.

LIFE AS STRANGE AS IT SEEMS.
IT LIES ON ITS SIDE AND SCREAMS!!
We are many...We are one...HOMELINGS!! Mucho of de Wooting!!

moonbeam16

Granted. Here is a website with pictures of otters.

I wish the otters came out of the picture for Spacecase.

FeverishPegasus

Granted. The otters leave the picture to hang out with Spacecase. However, the otters remain 2-D, and Spacecase finds that they cannot be touched, because they are lacking the third dimension. They will forever yearn for hugs, and no one will be able to help them.

I wish to have the dedication the Black Knight had during his fight with King Arthur.
What is this 'happiness' others speak of

moonbeam16

Granted.
...whoops, haha... looks like I added a little too much dedication.  Well, I'm sure you won't mind being excessively dedicated to everything you do.

I wish FeverishPegasus was dedicated to me.

FeverishPegasus

Granted, but I became so dedicated to you that I decided to turn myself into a statue, so I could be dedicated to you for the rest of my life.

I wish to become the best author on FimFiction.
What is this 'happiness' others speak of

moonbeam16

Granted.  Now your fans can admire you in all of your glory by visiting your statue.  By the way, I am charging a fee. 0:)

I wish more people visited the FeverishPegasus statue.

Spacecase101

Granted! *Takes off Dedicated to FeverishPegasus sign and attaches Dedicated to Spacecase101 plaque instead.* their now I guarantee more people will see it. :D

I wish for a giant robot suit.

LIFE AS STRANGE AS IT SEEMS.
IT LIES ON ITS SIDE AND SCREAMS!!
We are many...We are one...HOMELINGS!! Mucho of de Wooting!!

moonbeam16

Granted.  Extreme assembly required.  I mean mine your own ores level assembly required.

I wish Spacecase had help with the construction of the mecha suit.
(Joke's on you, the statue was never dedicated to FeverishPegasus, it was dedicated to me. :P)

FeverishPegasus

Granted. I give my best thoughts and wishes from within the statue.

I wish to break out of the statue like Discord did.

(moonbeam16 is correct, I was dedicated to him :P)
What is this 'happiness' others speak of

Spacecase101

Granted you break right out of that statue...and find yourself in an even bigger statue. (I got it remade.)

I wish for a Klondike bar.

LIFE AS STRANGE AS IT SEEMS.
IT LIES ON ITS SIDE AND SCREAMS!!
We are many...We are one...HOMELINGS!! Mucho of de Wooting!!

moonbeam16

Granted.  It's melted.

I wish non-Muslims would try fasting.

Spacecase101

Granted. I will fast as soon as I finish this burger and right before I start on my next burger.  :D

I wish I had a shark with laser beams.

LIFE AS STRANGE AS IT SEEMS.
IT LIES ON ITS SIDE AND SCREAMS!!
We are many...We are one...HOMELINGS!! Mucho of de Wooting!!

moonbeam16

Granted.  You now have a laser-wielding shark.  As a nemesis.

I wish the laser shark's lasers stopped working.

Spacecase101

Granted. Now they have light sabers.

I wish I had a train.

LIFE AS STRANGE AS IT SEEMS.
IT LIES ON ITS SIDE AND SCREAMS!!
We are many...We are one...HOMELINGS!! Mucho of de Wooting!!

moonbeam16

Granted.  Here's a toy train.

I wish the toy train actually ran.

(You realize, Spacecase, that the shark is your nemesis, right?  And now it has lightsabers.)

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