Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[Super sayian pony]

// I know What it is ;3

Granted, everyone in the place Islam is from knows what it is.

I wish for a chicken named Steven

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  It's a very angry hen.

I wish people could be nicer.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted. Everyone is required, by law, under penalty of death, to act nicely towards others.

I wish for a single potato.

[Spacecase101]

Granted . Here's a good one I found near a nuclear site. Looks tasty  . Ignore the fact that its slightly glowing and is trying to crawl off the plate I'm sure it will be great.

I wish for a pet

[ScarletInk]

Granted! Here, take this hellhound, it bites and burns and is a bit aggressive, but he's a dog, so, enjoy your pet! 

I wish for the end of the world!

(I'm not crazy, I just want to see how this wish can be corrupted.)

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  Take your pick as to how.  Have fun!
(Just know that there will always be survivors.)

I kinda wish I could eat something right now.  Or drink something, that would be nice too.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. But since you cant its a moot point. If it will make you feel better you can watch me eat and drink right now.
MMmmmm this cake and juice is sssoooo good but I'm soooo full so I better just throw it away. *tosses into trash can."

I wish for a bike.

[moonbeam16]

You are truly evil, Spacecase.
Granted.  I disassemble it and take important parts.  I use said parts when building my angry laser robot.
RUN.

I wish Spacecase wasn't so mean.

[frío]

Granted! *pants* But hes still super duper funny *stops running*

I wish for 60000 cats

[Spacecase101]

Granted. *Hangs up Have you seen @Mogeko signs* Its been a few weeks since we seen her. tried going to her house but it disappeared under a mountain of cats.

I wish for a clam

[moonbeam16]

Granted.

Spoiler: Your clam, Spacecase • show

I wish to not be allergic to cats.  Mogeko's house is a death trap for me.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. Your now allergic to everything else. Time to put you in da ole hamster ball for protection 

I wish for spam.
<,<
>.>
I'm waiting.

[frío]

Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted.

Spoiler: show

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I wish for no The FitnessGram Pacer Test.

[FeverishPegasus]

The FitnessGram Pacer Test has now been made illegal. In fact, it is so illegal that running itself can be seen as an attempt to complete this test. People are no longer allowed to run under penalty of death, even if it was an accident.

I would like to feel happiness.

[frío]

Granted. But the Happiness you brought made other people happy instead of you. you gave others happiness.

I wish for Love

[Spacecase101]

Granted. I'm loving the way I'm raiding your fridge, love using your toothbrush, and using all the hot water. (If that's not enough love tell me I can always give more.  )

I wish for a rice crispy treat bar.

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  But only if my allergies get fixed.

I wish for my allergies to get fixed.

[FeverishPegasus]

Everything you are allergic to suddenly disappears. This could either cause an apocalypse, the extinction of certain pets or plants, or the disappearance of ingredients like honey, eggs, or milk.

I wish to become what society calls normal.

[Spacecase101]

Granted! You are now socially normal...On the planet Kar13 about 13 million light-years from earth. Which consists of wearing clown suits and smearing butter all over your body. If you need some help I got a few sticks I can loan you.

I wish I was an otter.

[FeverishPegasus]

You are now an otter, but not on earth. On Kar13 there are no otters, and you will feel lonely for the rest of your life.

I want to understand life, the universe, and everything.