Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[moonbeam16]

Sorry, I can't grant nothing.  At the same time, though, I can't not grant nothing, either.

I wish Fu-shia had made a wish.

[Spacecase101]

Granted his wish was that I would be here TADAA!

I wish for a guitar.

[SandFire]

Granted but its a rubber band on a wooden board that plays one note.

I wish for a real instrument.

[Fu-shia Writer]

granted but you cant play it

i wish i lived in equestria

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful potato.  However, due to your wish, Equestria is now ruled by Tirek.  Thanks, buddy! 

I wish Tirek didn't rule Equestria.

[Fu-shia Writer]

granted, but now discord rules equestria
Post Merge
i wish for a car

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful potato.  It is, classically, broken.

I wish Fushia's car wasn't broken.

[Fu-shia Writer]

granted, but his car gets stolen

i wish to marry vinyl scratch

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful potato.  You propose to Vinyl and she accepts.  But, the day after your wedding, you both mysteriously go deaf.

I wish I was better at writing music.

(Also, you realize you got your own car stolen, right Fushia?)

[frío]

Granted. But your too stupid to play the notes

I wish I was Swag

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful potato.  You said you wanted to be swog, right?

I wish I was better at drawing.

[SandFire]

Granted you can draw circles with some squiggles around it.

I wish to eat an all powerful potato.

[moonbeam16]

Granted... but not me!

I wish to be safe from the hungry Sandfire.

[Spacecase101]

Granted you are protected by Spacecase da zombie (can you hold this bottle of mustard for me? kthx

I wish for world domination.

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful potato.  The world is dominated by Nightmare Moon.

I wish Nightmare Moon was Luna again.

[Fu-shia Writer]

granted, but luna only speaks in the royal voice

i wish i had a game to play

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful potato.  Here's a deck of cards and instructions on how to play solitaire.

I wish I was better at coding.

[Spacecase101]

Granted! You have mastered the coding...of grilled cheese sammiches. Now make us some lunch. (Yes I used this joke before. ITS STILL FUNNY! DONT JUDGE ME!  )

I wish for ice cream. *looks around* Yes just normal ice cream. (hit me with your best shot.)

[frío]

Granted. But im afraid.....   .....That there Is no ice cream. just the tub, For Asriel had ate it all.

I wish for me to nail this presentation

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  You got this!  We're here rooting for you.
What, can't I be nice?  It's Ramadan, after all.

I wish people understood what Islam is actually all about.  (It's about being peaceful and nice and good to others.)