Dumb things that annoy you

[Lord of Madness]

When my friend calls me then tells for over 3 hours about this person they don't like

[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]

When I finish texting my friend, say I go to bed, almost fall asleep and they send a reply saying:

"k"

[Chishio Kunrin]

When I finish texting my friend, say I go to bed, almost fall asleep and they send a reply saying:

"k"

Ugh, this.

When my body can't seem to make up its mind on how tired it is.
"I'm really tired."
"No, wait. I can't sleep."

[Night Pony]

Getting text messages on my phone.
It all started when everybody decides to send me messages when I'm sleeping and they wake me up.

[Chishio Kunrin]

Landlines/house phones. 99% of the calls we get on ours are just... crap. Companies trying to sell us stuff, scammers, the pharmacy reminding us at least two or three times a day to refill or pick up a prescription, etc. Come on, pharmacy, you only need to call once. We have your message on the answering machine, now stbu.

[Lord of Madness]

When I sneeze on my Ipod/phone and just that causes it to shatter into a million pieces...

[thegrandfunkasaurus]

I'm a sound tech, so poorly mixed/mastered songs make my ears bleed. This also applies to terrible quality uploads of songs to youtube.

[Weatherboy1]

arrow to the knee jokes. They are driving me insane 

[The Wandering Magus]

whenever the internet decides to be sadistic and crashes JUST as I'm trying to submit a LONG post...

[Zaner-Boy]

whenever the internet decides to be sadistic and crashes JUST as I'm trying to submit a LONG post...

Yes. This, plus when I'm playing an online game, about to achieve something I've been working for... connection lost, game crashes,  keyboard smashed.

[The Wandering Magus]

when the online homework submission webpage is broken, and the homework submission deadline is in three hours.

[Book Smarts]

When a girl wearing a wig runs off before you get a name

[Chishio Kunrin]

Our kittens. They're like 4 months old now, and I'm so sick of them. We have five left, and we can't find people to take them. It's all fine and dandy when you have one because its hyper fun play time is manageable. But five makes for a band of adorable troublemakers.

I managed to train most of them not to chew on wires, but one resisted training, and I don't know who! Our laptop chargers are bandaged up with electrical tape. I need to buy a new Wiimote censor because the wire that connects the censor to the Wii is completely severed in multiple places from being chewed on, and I didn't even notice.

We would just give them to the humane society, but it's expensive as buck. And we refuse to just throw them out into the neighborhood because that's horrible and irresponsible.
Besides, I think dumping pets is illegal, even if they're kittens or puppies. It adds to the stray problem.


[Edit]: Also, when I accidentally gleak. That's when spit squirts out of your mouth. I'll like... open my mouth to take a bite of food, and it'll happen. Or I'll swallow my food and open my mouth to talk, and it'll happen. It just happened, so.
I was eating a Slim Jim, and I said "Why the buck is everybody posting at 5 AM, and holy crap, I just gleaked."

[PrincessButton]

When I wear some absolutely awful shoes to work out in and I keep twisting my ankles. 

[Chishio Kunrin]

When I think of something that annoys me, but no one else has posted here yet, so I decide to wait. But then, when someone does post, I've already forgotten what I was even gonna post.

[Lord of Madness]

I dislike it when I do something nice for someone, and they suddenly act like a jerk to me because they only wanted that one thing I could give them :T

[Chishio Kunrin]

Spoiled brats who make a fuss over the dumbest, smallest things. For example, on Christmas "UGH, my mom got me a Kindle Fire instead of an iPad!" Hello, Kindle Fire is a tablet anyway, and it's at least $200-$300 cheaper than an iPad. Worse is "I hate my mom, she got me a black iPhone when I wanted a white one!" and "I hate my mother so much, she is just so terrible, what kind of stupid gift is $640?! Worst birthday ever!"

That last one made me wanna slap that person. Uh, hur durr, wut can u do wit $$? Buy whatever you want, derp.

[The Wandering Magus]

i get annoyed by those that refuse to put effort into anything and still expect to be rewarded for their laziness

[Blues-Music]

When people think they are better than who they actually are.
We have this nerd at school hes a complete jerk ,and hes stupid yet he thinks hes the best guy in school even though everyone hates him.
They annoy me way more when they use ways to make them selves look worse when saying that they are better.Example:
"Haha i'm a pro hacker i'l hack you're games in a second.Why?Because i'm way better than you at everything i'm a pro at the internet hahahahah *snort*hahahah."

[The Wandering Magus]

when somepony calls themselves a "pro hacker" :|  if you were ACTUALLY a hacker you wouldn't be telling anypony   and you'd probably get epically pwnd by white hats, not even talking about black hats.  Oh, and for the record, helping DDOS a place ain't hacking.  Neither is finding somepony's IP address, guessing their less-than-safe password or anything of the sort.  If you're going to be using terminology, use it CORRECTLY!  Otherwise you'll just end up looking foalish in the end.