The oddest thing you have ever said

[Book Smarts]

what if fruits and vegetables could scream but it was so low that it could not be registered by the human ear?

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[Lord of Madness]

what if fruits and vegetables could scream but it was so low that it could not be registered by the human ear?

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Now you knoooooow O -O

[super_chris85]

I feel forever alone i don't know any of y'all irl
The oddest thing i have said ummmmm  I love to eat bacon on french toast

[ComputerDeathglare]

Me: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK MY ROOT BEER!

Mom: Calm down, eat a taco.


It was an ice cream taco, btw. My mom and I have the weirdest conversations.

[Berry.Punch]

"Will you marry me?"

Yeah, that didn't end well.

[Chishio Kunrin]

"That funny Derpy has a really long range of amusement."
^

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I made a "funny DerpyHooves" in Scribblenauts Unlimited for a character that wanted something to entertain him.

[Lord of Madness]

what if everytime we put our shirts down our belly buttons screamed. Because they were afraid of the dark...

[Julius]

"If you really were a girl, you'd be ADORABLE man!"

As a reply to Durpy not a minute ago.

[Detective Woona]

I had a really intense full body twitch/shiver and shouted "JABBERSPASM" when it struck.
I don't think anyone heard me, but if they did, they probably ran away terrified.

[Lary]

Like I'm just glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's the sheriff and we're frozen out here and we're in there and I just remembered we're out here - but what I wanna know is: Where's the caveman?
-Me on the topic of shut up.

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Hey this is cool. I found a community with lots and lots of awesome people.
-Me when finding LoE for the first time.

[ComputerDeathglare]

Like I'm just glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's the sheriff and we're frozen out here and we're in there and I just remembered we're out here - but what I wanna know is: Where's the caveman?
-Me on the topic of shut up.

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Hey this is cool. I found a community with lots and lots of awesome people.
-Me when finding LoE for the first time.

... Lary? *Pokes*

[Midnight Breeze]

Me and the nurse I work with were talking about dieting when he mentioned that celery is a 'negative calorie food' because your body burns more calories digesting it than it contains.

So I asked "If celery is negative calories, does that mean you can starve yourself to death by eating too much celery?"

[Lord of Madness]

Me and the nurse I work with were talking about dieting when he mentioned that celery is a 'negative calorie food' because your body burns more calories digesting it than it contains.

So I asked "If celery is negative calories, does that mean you can starve yourself to death by eating too much celery?"

yes... yes it does.

[Jenzy]

"It's interesting. I can't think of anything odd to say unless I'm still with that bizarre conversation with a friend."

"How do we work. You know something you're not supposed to do, yet you want to..."

[ComputerDeathglare]

"Brony find. Brony want. Brony money. Brony get."


- Me explaining why I needed the Derpy toy and mlp comics I saw at Hot Topic today.

[NightlyMoon]

(Facehoof*  A...A...Admitting my crush

[Lord of Madness]

(Facehoof*  A...A...Admitting my crush

hope you dident suddenly yell it out at school

[Chishio Kunrin]

"The VCR hurt my Mulan."

"Hopefully nothing goes horribly wrong, and the DVD player doesn't murder these DVDs."

[ComputerDeathglare]

No! Bad couch! My Dashie headsets, miiine.

[alexandas]

this is my all time excuse for losing anything and it's pretty true: "I don't know where it is, it was sitting right there [yesterday/an hour ago/any period of time] and now it's not"