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Title: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: SapphirePony on 2012 Aug 31, 19:06:26
Now remember everypony, no wonder how funny it is, keep it family frandly  lol

So, yesterday *meant to post it yesterday* I was in my 3rd block math, second half, randomly after my teacher sung happy birthday for 2 girls in the class... the MLP theme song played through my head.... Also, yesterday during my 4th block when I had to read this is what I said "History is divided into blocks of time known as periods. For example, a period of 10 years is a decade. A period of 100 years is a century. A period of 1,000 years is a milleninnumnumunumunum." My teacher corrected me  :]
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lary on 2012 Aug 31, 23:50:34
I'll make it short and simple.

Study Hall.
Near Dismissal.
Very quiet all period.
5 minutes before the bell, kid in the back slams his desk shouting "I LOST THE GAME!"
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: LaptopCommandStation on 2012 Sep 01, 00:04:39
The funniest thing i can think of that went through my head was locking the secretary/principal out of the office in grade 6 after having to sit in the office

Wait a second...

I DID lock everyone out of the office!!

I was on anger management the next week, I still can't figure out why  ovO

Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 01, 00:06:55
Correcting idiot teachers.

Don't make waves, don't make waves.

Foal, I made tsunamis.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 01, 00:53:02
I randomly smacked my friend because he said the game  ovO
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Giggle Tail on 2012 Sep 01, 13:46:30
This one happened during my multicultural children's lit class.

Me: *end credits song from Ponyo stuck in my head as I'm randomly doodling*

Teacher: *giving a lecture on something to do with Asian children's literature* Bla bla bla bla bla panda bla bla bla

Me: *continues to have the same song, stuck in my head, but the word "Ponyo" automatically gets replaced with "Panda"* ..... *starts doodling what a panda fish might look like*
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Teal Turken on 2012 Sep 01, 13:51:56
I was sitting in 3rd grade class and one of the students randomly said "The letters are attacking me!"

lol
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: ShadowHeart on 2012 Sep 01, 13:54:08
I could have gotten into the geography B but I yelled out Quebec without thinking when I meant Canada so I lost XD
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: SapphirePony on 2012 Sep 01, 17:46:28
Quote from: ShadowHeart on 2012 Sep 01, 13:54:08
I could have gotten into the geography B but I yelled out Quebec without thinking when I meant Canada so I lost XD
  lol Geography, the class that can get the most fun. *had said the milleninumnumnumnum thing in geography*
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 01, 18:24:43
I sneezed in study hall and everyone was upset I woke them up...
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: I like lobsters on 2012 Sep 01, 18:27:58
In art class I leaned over to the person next to me and whispered in her ears, "...the babies..."
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 01, 18:36:37
My best friend was reading a book and she randomly said "(My name here), Anubis is really hot."
But I've never read the book so I was like o_O "(Her name here) what the pony-feathers are you on about?"

And I once used an Mlp refurence during class and had to cover it up.
Only just managed it.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: ChilledEagle on 2012 Sep 01, 18:50:28
English class
Teacher: "Do you know what's missing from this sentence?"

Me: "My attention span."
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 01, 20:45:59
Quote from: ChilledEagle on 2012 Sep 01, 18:50:28
English class
Teacher: "Do you know what's missing from this sentence?"

Me: "My attention span."


BWWWAAAAHAHAHAAAA
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 01, 21:48:59
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 01, 20:45:59
Quote from: ChilledEagle on 2012 Sep 01, 18:50:28
English class
Teacher: "Do you know what's missing from this sentence?"

Me: "My attention span."


BWWWAAAAHAHAHAAAA
Thats epicly funny.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 01, 23:32:23
I can't really remember anything funny I said or thought during any class.

Buuuut, one day in art class in middle school
girl: (other girl), why you so slow?
*A couple of minutes later*
other girl: I'm not slow.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Driftless Night on 2012 Sep 01, 23:34:21
I got in trouble in math class for using my calculator under my desk...the teacher thought I was texting..
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Firefly on 2012 Sep 02, 03:40:15
lol I didn't exactly do anything funny before, but I remember this once when a kid in my class fell asleep during science lesson and got awoken by the teacher. Turns out that he was only faking his sleep, because when the teacher told him to repeat everything she's just taught, he did so without fail  lol lol
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: SapphirePony on 2012 Sep 02, 08:33:36
Quote from: Firefly on 2012 Sep 02, 03:40:15
lol I didn't exactly do anything funny before, but I remember this once when a kid in my class fell asleep during science lesson and got awoken by the teacher. Turns out that he was only faking his sleep, because when the teacher told him to repeat everything she's just taught, he did so without fail  lol lol
You shure he just doesn't learn in his sleep?  ovO
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Book Smarts on 2012 Sep 02, 09:09:31
When I'm twirling my pen or pencil and it gets flung across the classroom by accident lol
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: SapphirePony on 2012 Sep 02, 09:13:37
Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Sep 02, 09:09:31
When I'm twirling my pen or pencil and it gets flung across the classroom by accident lol
That happened to me during math class  lol I was just playing with my mechanical pencil tapping it on my desk... it went flying onto the floor in front of me, the pencil had fallen 18 times that day  ovO
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 02, 09:27:28
OH! In Chemistry class in high school, I had a can of energy drink on my desk. My pen cap fell on the floor, and I decided to silently retrieve it without getting out of my chair, so I wouldn't distract from the teacher giving a lesson. I leaned over, stretched across, and picked up the cap, thinking "Like a ninja." And then I tossed the pen to my desk because I couldn't get back up while holding it... and it hit my drink can, making a loud ding noise. I thought "Or not."
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Little Judas on 2012 Sep 02, 09:43:21
Chemistry, one of the first lessons, reaction of different metals on different salt-solutions.
My partner and I see we still have a little piece of Calcium, at least I thought it was.
Somehow it "fell" into a sink, suddenly it's starting to fizz, a bit of water didn't help, it got hot and became steam.
Trying to hide a steaming sink from the teacher was hard.

An other time two others where drying Ethanol to create a 100% solution.
Apparently there was a crack in the Florence flask or the cooler, anyway the Ethanol escaped
and caught fire, there entire setup was on fire, the teacher picked up a powder extinguisher and nobody was harmed.
Funny thing was, those two who where still in shock where told to clean up the powder.

Quite fun actually
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 02, 09:47:14
Once in Chemistry, we did a lab where we learned about exothermic and endothermic reactions. At the end of class, some idiots decided to see what would happen if they put the two endothermic and one exothermic substances into the water or whatever it was. It produced some kind of smelly gas. The teacher was kind of upset with them.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Little Judas on 2012 Sep 02, 09:51:58
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 02, 09:47:14
Once in Chemistry, we did a lab where we learned about exothermic and endothermic reactions. At the end of class, some idiots decided to see what would happen if they put the two endothermic and one exothermic substances into the water or whatever it was. It produced some kind of smelly gas. The teacher was kind of upset with them.

Guessing what substances they could have used, the smelly gas could have been Ammonia that escaped when creating Ammonium hydroxide.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: SapphirePony on 2012 Sep 02, 09:54:48
*points at all the posts about chemistry* That's why I want to take chemistry in high school!
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 02, 10:20:00
Quote from: SapphirePony on 2012 Sep 02, 09:54:48
*points at all the posts about chemistry* That's why I want to take chemistry in high school!

High school chemistry is toned down because of
1. Costs. Definitely.
2. Danger, and the fact that they don't trust teens not to do something stupid like in these stories.

College chemistry has more stuff in the labs, including stuff that's a little more dangerous than in high school because college students tend to be a lot more mature in class, believe it or not.

After all, I've heard a story about some guy in high school chemistry class who decided to take some of the alkali metal that they were doing a lab with, wrap it in a paper towel, and stuff it in his pocket. He was gonna mess around with it outside of school or something. His partner accidentally knocked over a beaker of water, which spilled onto his pants, and the moment the alkali got wet... FWOOSH! It lit on fire!

High schools in my area don't use alkali metals in Chemistry labs anymore. :\ Predictable, I guess. Reckless teens + Volatile elements = Trouble waiting to happen.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Little Judas on 2012 Sep 02, 10:28:26
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 02, 10:20:00
After all, I've heard a story about some guy in high school chemistry class who decided to take some of the alkali metal that they were doing a lab with, wrap it in a paper towel, and stuff it in his pocket. He was gonna mess around with it outside of school or something. His partner accidentally knocked over a beaker of water, which spilled onto his pants, and the moment the alkali got wet... FWOOSH! It lit on fire!

... And the Darwin-Award goes to...
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Book Smarts on 2012 Sep 02, 11:36:53
Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Sep 02, 10:28:26
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 02, 10:20:00
After all, I've heard a story about some guy in high school chemistry class who decided to take some of the alkali metal that they were doing a lab with, wrap it in a paper towel, and stuff it in his pocket. He was gonna mess around with it outside of school or something. His partner accidentally knocked over a beaker of water, which spilled onto his pants, and the moment the alkali got wet... FWOOSH! It lit on fire!

... And the Darwin-Award goes to...


I tried to find a song, but this works better
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Dreadnaught 308 on 2012 Sep 02, 12:07:24
in spanish

Teacher: ¿Qué es lo que usted compra en una biblioteca? (What do you buy at a library?)

Me: Un traductor español (A Spanish translator)
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Parasprite on 2012 Sep 02, 13:47:39
Me- "The Egyptians relied heavily on the nig*er  ri-I MEAN NIGER RIVER!"
Class-"..."
Me- :I
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Dreadnaught 308 on 2012 Sep 02, 13:59:20
Teacher: Whats your favorite food?
Me:......Butter
Class: o_O
Teacher: why?
Me: Because its butter :3
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Giggle Tail on 2012 Sep 02, 16:15:33
Teacher one day in recycled art class: Speak now, or forever hold your buns.

I'll leave it to you guys to imagine the context  :P


Oh, and one of the funniest examples I can think of from my first college, in game theory and mechanics class:


Teacher: *writes "FUN" in all caps on the board* So, what is fun?

Student: *singing to the tune it had in Spongebob Squarepants* F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and m--

Teacher: NO NO NO!  *walks over to the white board with his marker* F IS FOR FIRE!  *writes down the rest of the word "fire" under the F* U IS FOR URANIUM!  *writes* AND N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS! *writes again*

Made funnier when you realize we never did get a definition after that  lol
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 02, 17:31:26
Quote from: Dreadnaught 308 on 2012 Sep 02, 13:59:20
Teacher: Whats your favorite food?
Me:......Butter
Class: o_O
Teacher: why?
Me: Because its butter :3


well they asked dident they. lol ^__^
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: hyper drive [HD] on 2012 Sep 02, 17:42:24
my friend is stupid and in one class no drinks are alowed so he brought 20 12 packs of mt. dew. and when every one was reading he starts pulling out the dews from his bag my bag and 3 other friends bag and set them on our desk. teacher was reading and didnt see us till end of class then he looked at us and started laughing
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Flamestriker on 2012 Sep 03, 06:14:54
I once yelled out "I WANT COOKIES!" in the middle of maths.... the teacher gave me weird looks not because of what I said but I actually said something.... I'm not much of a talker.
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Post by: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 03, 10:04:28
I got so many if I can remember them. lol

OH! Now I remember!


I was in art class and my teacher was explaining how to shape strings of glass. We both yelled out "FIRE!" at the same time, thus earning me my nickname of "Pyro."
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Johannes on 2012 Sep 03, 15:38:12
My friend had forgot his password. After few times he managed to log in.
I asked what the password was. He almost said it.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 03, 15:49:55
You troll. :s
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Johannes on 2012 Sep 03, 16:15:23
Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 03, 15:49:55
You troll. :s

I accidently asked it X3
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Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 04, 08:52:36
One year, in a computer class, we had to make our own folders on the special H drive. Everyone could see these folders. We needed 'em because every time the computers were shut down, they were reset to how they were when they booted up, so the H drive.. ethernet or whatever, I dunno, was where all of our classwork files were safe.

When no one was looking, I made an extra folder and put a random name on it. The teacher was so confused and asked who it was, then deleted it. No one ever found out it was me.
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Post by: CoalThunder on 2012 Sep 04, 09:58:42
I was really tired, so I sort of started nodding off in the middle of physics, then my head slammed against the table and the entire class burst out laughing.  :D
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Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 04, 11:45:40
Quote from: CoalThunder on 2012 Sep 04, 09:58:42
I was really tired, so I sort of started nodding off in the middle of physics, then my head slammed against the table and the entire class burst out laughing.  :D


lol I pretend to sleep in class so the teacher calls on me than im all like *epic answer time.*
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Post by: Little Judas on 2012 Sep 04, 12:14:02
Teacher asks a question and my friend next to me has to answer it.
Thing is, he doesn't know it but I do. So as sweet as I'm I whisper: "The answer is herp"
I even have to convince him of my honesty, the lack of trust of someponies...

Teacher: Do you have the answer yet?
Friend: It's herp, m'am.
Teacher: No, that's not correct. Anyone else?
Me: *whispering to my friend* Silly filly, everyone knows the correct answer is derp, can't believe you fell for that.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: SapphirePony on 2012 Sep 04, 17:37:27
*sits in block four social studies geography*
*teachers computer puts bubbles on the screen, begins to think about Derpy Hooves*
*begins to try to ignore it*
*fails at ignoring and sings*
"derp derp derpity derp derp~ Derp derp depity derp~ Derp derp deeerp derp derp derp~" *loops that until the bubbles go away
*teacher walks over to me and jokes around a bit
"I was singing until the bubbles went away... it made me sad."
My teacher gave me a weird look o3o
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Kiruu on 2012 Sep 05, 06:05:21
religion class, teacher comes round and asks everyone their religions.
My friend 2 seats away from me answers pastafarian. Teacher asks him what it is. his response:
"It means I worship the flying spaghetti monster."  ovO
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 05, 09:33:06
Quote from: Kiruu on 2012 Sep 05, 06:05:21
religion class, teacher comes round and asks everyone their religions.
My friend 2 seats away from me answers pastafarian. Teacher asks him what it is. his response:
"It means I worship the flying spaghetti monster."  ovO


OMG your friend is awesome because I worship the flying spaghetti monster too!!! I love having things in common with others :3 my his noodley appendage touch you too someday.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: SapphirePony on 2012 Sep 05, 16:08:36
My Geography teacher said something funny today... I forgot it  ovO When I remember I'll edit  X3
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 05, 16:34:02
Quote from: SapphirePony on 2012 Sep 05, 16:08:36
My Geography teacher said something funny today... I forgot it  ovO When I remember I'll edit  X3


lol well ok than :3
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Kiruu on 2012 Sep 05, 21:08:23
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 05, 09:33:06
Quote from: Kiruu on 2012 Sep 05, 06:05:21
religion class, teacher comes round and asks everyone their religions.
My friend 2 seats away from me answers pastafarian. Teacher asks him what it is. his response:
"It means I worship the flying spaghetti monster."  ovO


OMG your friend is awesome because I worship the flying spaghetti monster too!!! I love having things in common with others :3 my his noodley appendage touch you too someday.


I'm wiccan and proud of it, but xD
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Post by: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 05, 21:26:11
Quote from: Kiruu on 2012 Sep 05, 06:05:21
religion class, teacher comes round and asks everyone their religions.
My friend 2 seats away from me answers pastafarian. Teacher asks him what it is. his response:
"It means I worship the flying spaghetti monster."  ovO


If anyone ever asked me my religion , I'd say Flutterlicious.
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Post by: SapphirePony on 2012 Sep 05, 21:28:49
Oh yeah, this may have not been in class o3o But I was walking through the hall resisting to sing, and I heard someone say "Rainbowlicious" o3o Or something like that All I heard was "-owlicious" It was an eighth grader witch is the best part about that  lol


There may be more bronies among us at school.....
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 05, 21:32:20
I knows a couple bronies. :3

Teacher: Who knows some things about native Americans we can write down!

Me: *Arm straight up*

Teacher: [My name]

Me: *States everything the teacher was just about to teach us*

Teacher: Mother of god...
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 05, 21:36:20
I like to yell things out in the middle of gym... he... hehe....
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: SapphirePony on 2012 Sep 05, 21:37:17
Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 05, 21:32:20
I knows a couple bronies. :3
Lucky you :( Us bronies at my school get made fun of because we know every word of the theme song.

Every day I do this to my rival:
*me sits down in my seat for math class*
*rival sits next to me because he is forced to o3o*
*is putting books under her desk*
*rival is doing same*
*gets to my sketch pad*
Rival: Don't you even dare
Me: Silly boy, don't you understand, I love to creep you out!
*opens to the page with the sketch of FlameCloud and Kake and shows him*
*rival freaks out*
*I giggle o3o*
*gets back to class with the sketch pad on that page through all of class under my desk*
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Giggle Tail on 2012 Sep 05, 21:58:22
My boss is a brony/pegasister (not sure which term she uses) :P
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Post by: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 05, 22:01:01
Dude, that is awesome.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: SapphirePony on 2012 Sep 05, 22:10:33
Not sure if this is funny but it was to me
So today during first block, me and my very special somepony both felt so sick  lol But we got over the pain of being sick (he went to the nurse I put up with suffocating o3o) So I had 2 people on each side like this 'girl I don't know' 'best friend' 'me' 'very special somepony' 'enemy'
So like my very special somepony kept talking to my best friend by pretending to be using finger phones, I went: *facepalm* I had done that 50 times that block  lol They also kept making me go forward... then talking, then I'd smush their arms o3o  But it was bad enough I had to say this:"Hey erm i-if you wouldn't mind... could you please get out of my space.. I'm kinda smushed." a bunch because I was smushed aginst the wall and 2 people, a binder, and two books. But it's funny enough to post o3o
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 06, 02:38:41
For some reason in math class today I imagined my teacher with a frogs head.
I told my friend, who was right next to me, and she laughed out loud and she got in trouble but I didn't coz the maths teacher likes me.

Then I imagined her with RD's head.
I will never do that to a pony ever again... :I
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Darkangel on 2012 Sep 06, 05:15:38
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 05, 09:33:06
Quote from: Kiruu on 2012 Sep 05, 06:05:21
religion class, teacher comes round and asks everyone their religions.
My friend 2 seats away from me answers pastafarian. Teacher asks him what it is. his response:
"It means I worship the flying spaghetti monster."  ovO


OMG your friend is awesome because I worship the flying spaghetti monster too!!! I love having things in common with others :3 my his noodley appendage touch you too someday.


It just HAD to be done.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Kiruu on 2012 Sep 06, 21:50:34
Quote from: Darkangel on 2012 Sep 06, 05:15:38
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 05, 09:33:06
Quote from: Kiruu on 2012 Sep 05, 06:05:21
religion class, teacher comes round and asks everyone their religions.
My friend 2 seats away from me answers pastafarian. Teacher asks him what it is. his response:
"It means I worship the flying spaghetti monster."  ovO


OMG your friend is awesome because I worship the flying spaghetti monster too!!! I love having things in common with others :3 my his noodley appendage touch you too someday.


It just HAD to be done.


Catchy  ovO

I remember one other moment in class. One student started talking about "The Rugrats Theory" (warning, if you get scared easily or want your childhood ruined, don't google it!  D:)
And in a matter of 5 minutes it had escalated to a full blown discussion. By the time the period was over the teacher was in the fetal position rocking back and forth on her chair and the whole grade knew about it  ovO
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Dreadnaught 308 on 2012 Sep 06, 21:55:46
Teacher: you know that old saying, "When life gives you lemons--"

Me: Don't make lemonade!

Teacher:....yeah that works too
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 06, 21:56:36
Quote from: Dreadnaught 308 on 2012 Sep 06, 21:55:46
Teacher: you know that old saying, "When life gives you lemons--"

Me: Make grape juice and laugh while they try to figure out why.

Teacher:....yeah that works too


Fixed it.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Kiruu on 2012 Sep 06, 21:57:57
Quote from: Dreadnaught 308 on 2012 Sep 06, 21:55:46
Teacher: you know that old saying, "When life gives you lemons--"

Me: Eat them!  ovO

Teacher:....yeah that works too


much better c:
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 06, 22:00:40
Guys, you're getting it all wrong. You really don't make lemonade. You make life TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! You don't want life's lemons! What're you supposed to do with lemons?! Use them to burn down life's house!
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Giggle Tail on 2012 Sep 06, 23:03:08
I thought it was "you squeeze them back in life's eyes"?
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Rissian on 2012 Sep 07, 00:01:03
Cave Johnson : "I'm the guy who's going to burn your house down with the lemons!"  >:O

Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 07, 00:13:46
all these lemons O_o
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Kiruu on 2012 Sep 07, 03:57:56
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 07, 00:13:46
all these lemons O_o


yum. lemons. goshdarnit now i'm hungry!  >:O
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 07, 13:40:22
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 07, 00:13:46
all these lemons O_o

Every
Villain
Is
Lemons
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 07, 13:42:59
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 07, 13:40:22
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 07, 00:13:46
all these lemons O_o

Every
Villain
Is
Lemons


LOLOLOL I Cant believe I remember that.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Rissian on 2012 Sep 07, 15:54:39
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 07, 13:42:59
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 07, 13:40:22
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 07, 00:13:46
all these lemons O_o

Every
Villain
Is
Lemons


LOLOLOL I Cant believe I remember that.


I think that episode still comes on TV too It took me awhile to remember where it was from, ah memories.  ovO
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 07, 16:35:02
Quote from: Kiruu on 2012 Sep 06, 21:57:57
Quote from: Dreadnaught 308 on 2012 Sep 06, 21:55:46
Teacher: you know that old saying, "When life gives you lemons--"

Me: Eat them!  ovO

Teacher:....yeah that works too


much better c:
you do not eat them, you make orange juice and have fun while every one else tries to figure out how you did that.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 07, 19:50:48
I said something in class OUT OF NOWHERE

could you imagine if vehicles were animals? screaming metal death traps fueled by explosions and hatred, as they are thousands of pounds of sheer metal that can outrun the fastest animals on the planet like it's no big deal.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 08, 13:25:30
One year in middle school, in Language Arts class, there was this one guy who liked to be random during class. Just out of nowhere:

"Does anyone else here like cake?"
"A guy walks into a bar and says I'M THIRSTY!"
"A guy walks into a bar and says OW!"
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 08, 16:37:13
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 08, 13:25:30
One year in middle school, in Language Arts class, there was this one guy who liked to be random during class. Just out of nowhere:

"Does anyone else here like cake?"
"A guy walks into a bar and says I'M THIRSTY!"
"A guy walks into a bar and says OW!"


i like those jokes :3
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Flamestriker on 2012 Sep 08, 19:54:35
Oh, another time I was in class the teacher asked "What's up?"

I said, "The roof."
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: SapphirePony on 2012 Sep 08, 20:08:15
Quote from: Flamestriker on 2012 Sep 08, 19:54:35
Oh, another time I was in class the teacher asked "What's up?"

I said, "The roof."
  lol We usually say at my school when someone says what's up or sup, we say "The sky."
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 08, 20:33:38
Quote from: Flamestriker on 2012 Sep 08, 19:54:35
Oh, another time I was in class the teacher asked "What's up?"

I said, "The roof."
I say: "Narnia" and then thier like o.O , then I finish: "Narnia buisness."
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 08, 21:00:59
*in class*

...
...
...

THE GAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: SapphirePony on 2012 Sep 08, 21:43:27
You know what, I'm going to say what all of my old homeroom do now. We randomly yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!" in the halls, during homeroom, random times.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 08, 22:02:41
Quote from: SapphirePony on 2012 Sep 08, 21:43:27
You know what, I'm going to say what all of my old homeroom do now. We randomly yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!" in the halls, during homeroom, random times.


makes no sense but I would have laughed so very hard :3
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Flamestriker on 2012 Sep 10, 04:29:02
Heheheh... last year the class next door watched Narnia for English, they were yelling "FOR NARNIA!" for the rest of the year....
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 10, 10:24:32
Quote from: Flamestriker on 2012 Sep 10, 04:29:02
Heheheh... last year the class next door watched Narnia for English, they were yelling "FOR NARNIA!" for the rest of the year....


So any class that sees Narnia will yell Narnia... hmmmm....
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: SapphirePony on 2012 Sep 10, 15:59:28
Quote from: Flamestriker on 2012 Sep 10, 04:29:02
Heheheh... last year the class next door watched Narnia for English, they were yelling "FOR NARNIA!" for the rest of the year....
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!  ovO
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Vertigo on 2012 Sep 10, 22:10:30
There was a new student and someone randomly yelled out
I love you!

The teacher though I had gum she asked what I had in my mouth. I said my teeth and pretty much everything in your mouth but no gum I forgot if I got in trouble
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Vertigo on 2012 Sep 10, 22:13:45
Quote from: ChilledEagle on 2012 Sep 01, 18:50:28
English class
Teacher: "Do you know what's missing from this sentence?"

Me: "My attention span."


Must not laugh lol
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 10, 22:32:58
Vertigo, please no double posting. ^-^
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Nala Valor on 2012 Sep 10, 22:55:08
((before I say what happened, you need to know it was in French class. And that teacher really hates me!))

I was really tired that day. The teacher asked me to concentrate on the text I was supposed to write. I got up and said "NOPE! RAGE QUIT!" with a big smile. I left the class singing the TROLLOLOLLOLOL song. I left before she could punish me so I wasn't in trouble.  lol

One of those glorious days that makes you smile!
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 10, 22:57:11
Quote from: Nala Valor on 2012 Sep 10, 22:55:08
((before I say what happened, you need to know it was in French class. And that teacher really hates me!))

I was really tired that day. The teacher asked me to concentrate on the text I was supposed to write. I got up and said "NOPE! RAGE QUIT!" with a big smile. I left the class singing the TROLLOLOLLOLOL song. I left before she could punish me so I wasn't in trouble.  lol

One of those glorious days that makes you smile!


WIN!!! lol
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 11, 02:58:34
*friend at schools GF calls him saying she is bored in the class across the hall. He BURSTS THROUGH the door yelling* TROLL!!! IN THE DUNGON... thought you should know... *He then collapsed on the ground.*
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Rissian on 2012 Sep 11, 03:28:21
That would have been kind of amazing to see. ovO References for the win!
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 11, 08:42:43
That is pure awesome. lol
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Vertigo on 2012 Sep 11, 16:08:16
Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 10, 22:32:58
Vertigo, please no double posting. ^-^

this is the 2ed time I heard this  >:/
But its a work in progress so please stop telling me  DD:
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Flamestriker on 2012 Sep 12, 00:52:34
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 10, 10:24:32
Quote from: Flamestriker on 2012 Sep 10, 04:29:02
Heheheh... last year the class next door watched Narnia for English, they were yelling "FOR NARNIA!" for the rest of the year....


So any class that sees Narnia will yell Narnia... hmmmm....

I believe so.... hm....

Well, I was in science once, and we heard the next door teacher say, while it was silent, "Because I'm so awesome..."
Everyone laughed so hard!
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Zygrograxgra on 2012 Sep 12, 01:01:30
/activate highpitched voice

You hurt Kobold!
Now you drown in sea of Kobold!
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Shadowabliss on 2012 Sep 15, 23:12:19
This was not really in class, but on a field trip. we were playing some sort of survival game in the woods, where there was Carnivores, Omnivores and Herbivores. i was a Omnivore and i was with some other Omnivores hiding from the Carnivores and Hunters (Hunters were teachers) Then we began hiding in grass. When we saw a teacher. Then i whispered "Get down and cover yourself!" We were practically trying to hold back laughing xD. Anyway, one of us was not hidden well enough, and the teacher began coming towards us (Btw, hunters use dodgeballs xD) Then i yelled "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!" We all burst out of the grass and began running away like idiots xD. Then, we ran into the trees and i began hugging a tree "Save me tree! Come to life like in Narnia!" my friend was laughing up a storm when i let go of the tree and turned to the teacher and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!!" and i began running at the teacher. He threw the dodgeball and i dodged it (Im a toothpic in rl and i am thebest dodger in my class xD) then i screamed "Missed me!" and i started laughing at him, (He is a awesome teacher, he did not care) then he pulled out another ball from behind his back and i turned around screaming, swinging my arms in the air as i ran. xD then, i ran past my little group swinging my arms and screaming. they could not see the teacher chasing me. Then he turned the corner and everyone else started running like me. Then i yelled again "Save ussss! We are being chased by Voldemort!" then everyone in my group started laughing, and suddenly a ball came flying by us and we all yelled "HALP!" as we ran into the trees. We actually survived! At least, until all the teachers cornered me as the others in my group ran. and then as i was corner against something i started sliding down to my knees "What happened to no man left behind!?" Then my group came and started going "Nah nah na boo boo!" and the teachers turned to them as i snuck away (Im such a ninja) and then we survived to the end! that was the most derpeh time ever xD
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: SapphirePony on 2012 Sep 15, 23:15:23
Quote from: Shadowabliss on 2012 Sep 15, 23:12:19
This was not really in class, but on a field trip. we were playing some sort of survival game in the woods, where there was Carnivores, Omnivores and Herbivores. i was a Omnivore and i was with some other Omnivores hiding from the Carnivores and Hunters (Hunters were teachers) Then we began hiding in grass. When we saw a teacher. Then i whispered "Get down and cover yourself!" We were practically trying to hold back laughing xD. Anyway, one of us was not hidden well enough, and the teacher began coming towards us (Btw, hunters use dodgeballs xD) Then i yelled "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!" We all burst out of the grass and began running away like idiots xD. Then, we ran into the trees and i began hugging a tree "Save me tree! Come to life like in Narnia!" my friend was laughing up a storm when i let go of the tree and turned to the teacher and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!!" and i began running at the teacher. He threw the dodgeball and i dodged it (Im a toothpic in rl and i am thebest dodger in my class xD) then i screamed "Missed me!" and i started laughing at him, (He is a awesome teacher, he did not care) then he pulled out another ball from behind his back and i turned around screaming, swinging my arms in the air as i ran. xD then, i ran past my little group swinging my arms and screaming. they could not see the teacher chasing me. Then he turned the corner and everyone else started running like me. Then i yelled again "Save ussss! We are being chased by Voldemort!" then everyone in my group started laughing, and suddenly a ball came flying by us and we all yelled "HALP!" as we ran into the trees. We actually survived! At least, until all the teachers cornered me as the others in my group ran. and then as i was corner against something i started sliding down to my knees "What happened to no man left behind!?" Then my group came and started going "Nah nah na boo boo!" and the teachers turned to them as i snuck away (Im such a ninja) and then we survived to the end! that was the most derpeh time ever xD
You my friend, are the best Narnian Bandanna Ninja ever.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Zygrograxgra on 2012 Sep 16, 00:05:47
Teacher: We don't have fun in here, it's all serious.
Student: Nope she's lying.
Me with my demonic voice: IT'S ALL A LIE.

Scared the teacher and made everyone laugh.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: ShadowHeart on 2012 Sep 16, 15:47:13
I did something like that once ShadowaBliss but we had to hide on a slope in the woods and the person that was it had to start searching from the bottom. I always had the best hiding places XD. At the same camp, I had to do climb this rock wall and I hate rock walls and I got pretty high up and I decided to go down but just then, a lady bug landed on my shoulder (They stuck to you like gum at that camp  DD:) and I said still facing the wall 'can I come down' and the adults were like, 'is this your goal? Do you feel accomplished?' and I'm like 'YES!' but I was really thinking HECK YES I'M SO HIGH UP THERE IS A SCARY LADY BUG ON ME GET ME DOWN!!! On the way down, my rope turned and my back hit the wall and I saw all the way down. My friends were tiny specs and I hear them yell 'You can do it' and in response I screamed like a wuss cuz I am one lol. When I finally came down, I almost landed on this one guy's head but I yelled at him to move  =P
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 16, 16:01:47
I fell on someone once. Does Saturday school count as class? I was in Satuday school (can't remember for what. Too many absences, I think), and at 10, when we took break to go get food, I followed my friend Becca and her guy friend. Across the street from my high school is a shopping center, and there's a fence between it and the sidewalk, but you can go around it at the front.

Dopey Becca was like naw we'll just shortcut and climb over the fence! Bad day to wear my Tripp pants. My pants got snagged on the top of the fence, and Becca's friend was helping me try to get down. Two holes ripped in the leg of my pants, I was suddenly free, and then... he and I fell onto the ground. X3 Oops.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 16, 19:31:53
while my friend was asleep everyone in class taking turns one at a time drew on him in permanent marker as the teacher looked away.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Silver Snake on 2012 Sep 17, 20:03:35
I was trying to answer a question in Chemistry about energy levels in an atom, and I said 'energon' insteead of 'energy'. My teacher thought I said the right thing and was mildly confused when I stopped mid-sentence.

Transformers fans will understand my embarrassment. No seriously. I was mortified when 'energon' slipped out. As if people didn't think I was a geek already.  :c
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 17, 21:24:13
Quote from: Silver Snake on 2012 Sep 17, 20:03:35
I was trying to answer a question in Chemistry about energy levels in an atom, and I said 'energon' insteead of 'energy'. My teacher thought I said the right thing and was mildly confused when I stopped mid-sentence.

Transformers fans will understand my embarrassment. No seriously. I was mortified when 'energon' slipped out. As if people didn't think I was a geek already.  :c


LOLOL
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Post by: Silver Snake on 2012 Sep 17, 22:53:26
It wasn't that funny, was it?  DD:

On that note, I was at the MoA while at an anime convention, and my friends and I had just had lunch. We were pretty bored and just sitting at the table when I started singing "Don't Stop Believin'". My friend (Friend 2) to the right joined in and we sang a few bars, then we stopped. Friend 3, sitting across the table pointed out that we had "literally had a Journey Moment". Friend 2 and I hadn't even noticed. Then we lol'd.

Wasn't a tale from the schoolhouse, but it was funny at the time.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 17, 23:30:28
I just got out of sewing lessons, and I'm being allowed to make a MLP plushie. Seriously. Anyways, one woman stated that a kid in China was probably making the exact same thing. I pointed at my Dashie plush (which I brought for a ref) and said, "Eenope! The tag says Vietnam!" lol ovO
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Night Pony on 2012 Sep 18, 05:12:41
Quote from: Silver Snake on 2012 Sep 17, 20:03:35
I was trying to answer a question in Chemistry about energy levels in an atom, and I said 'energon' insteead of 'energy'. My teacher thought I said the right thing and was mildly confused when I stopped mid-sentence.


Quote from: MegatronWhat a waste of energon!
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Little Star on 2012 Sep 18, 06:39:47
Well I have this weird thing about me that I will be thinking then the teacher will say 'Sophie read paragraph 8'
I will say something like this 'Chicken...What...Oh...'*begins to read*
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 19, 04:21:56
Quote from: StarSong on 2012 Sep 18, 06:39:47
Well I have this weird thing about me that I will be thinking then the teacher will say 'Sophie read paragraph 8'
I will say something like this 'Chicken...What...Oh...'*begins to read*


yes :3 love this lol
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Flamestriker on 2012 Sep 19, 04:59:54
My teacher says, "Why aren't you paying attention."
I say, "Because I'm not paying for anything useful here!"
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 19, 06:49:13
Quote from: Flamestriker on 2012 Sep 19, 04:59:54
My teacher says, "Why aren't you paying attention."
I say, "Because I'm not paying for anything useful here!"


OOOOOHHHHH!!!
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Nala Valor on 2012 Sep 19, 06:56:17
Once, in a class ((don't know in English... In French it's éthique... Maybe it's social class but I don't think it's that...))

In that class, we learn about kinds of dialogue, stuff that prevents a conversation and stuff like that. Someone wasn't working in that class and said to the teacher "why work? This isn't a real class!"
... Expelled from school for a few days.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Giggle Tail on 2012 Sep 19, 08:49:56
That would be suspended, actually.  Expelled would mean they were asked to never come back  :P

Oh, and according to google translate, that would be "ethics."
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 19, 16:20:51
I brought in a cake. They gave me bonus points on a test O3O
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Flamestriker on 2012 Sep 19, 16:31:08
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 19, 16:20:51
I brought in a cake. They gave me bonus points on a test O3O


Hm.... heheheh, now I know how to get better marks~

I promised to bring cake for meh birthday, and my friends thought I was joking. I brought it with me the next day and yelled, "THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE."
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Nala Valor on 2012 Sep 19, 16:56:28
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 19, 16:20:51
I brought in a cake. They gave me bonus points on a test O3O
I remember in English class, I had to do an oral presentation about a country. And if we brought some food that was originated from that place, we could get bonus points.
I brought a black forest cake! ovO and now, guess that country!
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 19, 19:29:33
Around the end of the year in Sociology class, we had a party, and we were asked to bring some foods of other cultures. Some people chose Mexico because that's just so easy. I brought bratwurst. :D I love bratwurst! I cut it into slices, of course, so it was easier to serve. Not many people took any... :l Buuuut that meant there was more for me.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: PrincessButton on 2012 Sep 19, 23:39:44
This thread should just be funniest things that happen to you/ friends at school, because that's what everypony is posting. :p
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 19, 23:41:01
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 19, 16:20:51
I brought in a cake. They gave me bonus points on a test O3O
Thank you Madness for this useful tip on how to up our grades. ovO

On-topic-ness: During english, we were watching a movie about this dude who eats only Maccers for 30 days.
The teacher stopped the movie and I started thinking about ponies...
Then the teacher asked asked a question (which I didn't hear right) and I was like "Derpy has the... Oh umm...... What was the question?" 0:)
Strangly, nobody noticed the pony refurence.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 19, 23:48:30
Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 19, 23:41:01
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 19, 16:20:51
I brought in a cake. They gave me bonus points on a test O3O
Thank you Madness for this useful tip on how to up our grades. ovO

On-topic-ness: During english, we were watching a movie about this dude who eats only Maccers for 30 days.
The teacher stopped the movie and I started thinking about ponies...
Then the teacher asked asked a question (which I didn't hear right) and I was like "Derpy has the... Oh umm...... What was the question?" 0:)
Strangly, nobody noticed the pony refurence.

SUPERSIZE ME! O: I saw that in Health class. The teacher had it do the version with the pop-up info bubbles because one of those bubbles appears when he pukes up a supersized meal. It appears over the vomit saying "Conveniently placed bubble"
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 19, 23:50:48
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 19, 23:48:30
Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 19, 23:41:01
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 19, 16:20:51
I brought in a cake. They gave me bonus points on a test O3O
Thank you Madness for this useful tip on how to up our grades. ovO

On-topic-ness: During english, we were watching a movie about this dude who eats only Maccers for 30 days.
The teacher stopped the movie and I started thinking about ponies...
Then the teacher asked asked a question (which I didn't hear right) and I was like "Derpy has the... Oh umm...... What was the question?" 0:)
Strangly, nobody noticed the pony refurence.

SUPERSIZE ME! O: I saw that in Health class. The teacher had it do the version with the pop-up info bubbles because one of those bubbles appears when he pukes up a supersized meal. It appears over the vomit saying "Conveniently placed bubble"
We don't have that version *grimaces at thought of vomit*
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Rissian on 2012 Sep 20, 00:03:25
Ugh they had supersize me on DirectTV. I didn't watch all of it but I did watch some of it and it makes me glad I rarely ever eat at McDonald's like maybe once every few months and when I do eat it's usually Chicken Nuggets French fries and sweet and sour sauce.

(I've heard about some of the stuff they used to put in their food recently though. :x )

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/01/31/10282876-mcdonalds-drops-use-of-gooey-ammonia-based-pink-slime-in-hamburger-meat?lite
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 20, 02:25:12
just so you know I found supersize me awesome and i found it funny in class to watch everyones reactions.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 20, 11:29:15
Never watched Supersize Me... is that good?

I hate Mcdonald's. Last time we went there, I had a chicken sandwich and nearly puked. :x
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 20, 11:54:54
Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 20, 11:29:15
Never watched Supersize Me... is that good?

I hate Mcdonald's. Last time we went there, I had a chicken sandwich and nearly puked. :x


If you dont like McDonalds... and THEN you watch supersize me... you will never go back there again o3o
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Giggle Tail on 2012 Sep 20, 13:55:33
Amazingly, despite how disgusting it was, I was still able to keep eating at McDonalds after seeing Super Size Me in health class.

Years later, when I saw photo examples of the kinds of farms McDonalds worked with, I completely boycotted them.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 20, 14:04:42
Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 20, 11:29:15
Never watched Supersize Me... is that good?

I hate Mcdonald's. Last time we went there, I had a chicken sandwich and nearly puked. :x

The experiment that the documentary follows is the reason McDonald's stopped doing supersize meals. The guy's health declined so badly from eating only McDonald's for his meals three times a day for 30 days that he went vegan for a while afterwards to detox his body and get back to health. At one point during the experiment, he woke up having trouble breathing.

Keep in mind that he had his health completely checked out by doctors before and after. If I remember correctly, in the checkup afterward, they found that he had gotten scarring in his liver. Before that, doctors thought alcohol was the only way to get that. :I
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 20, 16:27:26
I keep trying to find more facts on the internet about it :3
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Ryo_D_Disk on 2012 Sep 20, 17:08:17
Hmm I've got a relatively amusing story back from when I was doing GCSE's but it requires a bit of back-story to make since I'm afraid so minor rant

In a media studies lesson the teacher was away and we had a sub in class, he didn't have a set out lesson plan and he was quite frankly a horrible person the way he taught , the task set was to sell Random object A in this case a pen to the teacher giving arguments why and advertising it.
Unfortunately I got stuck in the group that just did not care and he went, "Right I need to go see someone when I return your group will present first", so why my team was ranting, I took the pens from the teachers desk and I mean all of them, on his return he sat down and said "Right why should I buy a pen from you lot" I just leant on the desk a pen in one hand and said "Well you should want this pen because I have one you don't"  
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 20, 17:36:19
Quote from: Ryo_D_Disk on 2012 Sep 20, 17:08:17
Hmm I've got a relatively amusing story back from when I was doing GCSE's but it requires a bit of back-story to make since I'm afraid so minor rant

In a media studies lesson the teacher was away and we had a sub in class, he didn't have a set out lesson plan and he was quite frankly a horrible person the way he taught , the task set was to sell Random object A in this case a pen to the teacher giving arguments why and advertising it.
Unfortunately I got stuck in the group that just did not care and he went, "Right I need to go see someone when I return your group will present first", so why my team was ranting, I took the pens from the teachers desk and I mean all of them, on his return he sat down and said "Right why should I buy a pen from you lot" I just leant on the desk a pen in one hand and said "Well you should want this pen because I have one you don't"


WIN!
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Ryo_D_Disk on 2012 Sep 20, 17:46:29
the end result of that was not so good, he threw me out the class room, personaly i thought it was a good idea 
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 20, 18:18:22
Quote from: Ryo_D_Disk on 2012 Sep 20, 17:46:29
the end result of that was not so good, he threw me out the class room, personaly i thought it was a good idea

You were running a mafia. DD: "I stoled your stuffs, gimme money to have it back."
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 20, 18:52:19
Quote from: Ryo_D_Disk on 2012 Sep 20, 17:08:17
Hmm I've got a relatively amusing story back from when I was doing GCSE's but it requires a bit of back-story to make since I'm afraid so minor rant

In a media studies lesson the teacher was away and we had a sub in class, he didn't have a set out lesson plan and he was quite frankly a horrible person the way he taught , the task set was to sell Random object A in this case a pen to the teacher giving arguments why and advertising it.
Unfortunately I got stuck in the group that just did not care and he went, "Right I need to go see someone when I return your group will present first", so why my team was ranting, I took the pens from the teachers desk and I mean all of them, on his return he sat down and said "Right why should I buy a pen from you lot" I just leant on the desk a pen in one hand and said "Well you should want this pen because I have one you don't"  


That... is... WIN!!
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 21, 17:02:20
Quote from: Ryo_D_Disk on 2012 Sep 20, 17:08:17
Hmm I've got a relatively amusing story back from when I was doing GCSE's but it requires a bit of back-story to make since I'm afraid so minor rant

In a media studies lesson the teacher was away and we had a sub in class, he didn't have a set out lesson plan and he was quite frankly a horrible person the way he taught , the task set was to sell Random object A in this case a pen to the teacher giving arguments why and advertising it.
Unfortunately I got stuck in the group that just did not care and he went, "Right I need to go see someone when I return your group will present first", so why my team was ranting, I took the pens from the teachers desk and I mean all of them, on his return he sat down and said "Right why should I buy a pen from you lot" I just leant on the desk a pen in one hand and said "Well you should want this pen because I have one you don't"
Quote from: Ryo_D_Disk on 2012 Sep 20, 17:46:29
the end result of that was not so good, he threw me out the class room, personaly i thought it was a good idea 
What?!? That should have been epic win!
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Ryo_D_Disk on 2012 Sep 21, 17:16:22
Well there is a part 2 to this story but its kinda off topic so  :s I may not post it unless I can think of another amusing thing to go with it
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 25, 01:47:51
I wondered if any gum that I have ever stuck under a desk was ever picked up by someone else and then chewed on....
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 25, 16:00:42
I used to think school was awesome...

... now I realise that its just a brain-washing program to get you used to a life of mindless conformaty, and the learning is so you never suspect a thing.

(I posted this here coz I thought of it during maths yesterday)
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 25, 16:52:49
Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 25, 16:00:42
I used to think school was awesome...

... now I realise that its just a brain-washing program to get you used to a life of mindless conformaty, and the learning is so you never suspect a thing.

(I posted this here coz I thought of it during maths yesterday)


bu-but... school is going to help me make $63 an hour ;3;
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 25, 16:54:19
Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 25, 16:00:42
I used to think school was awesome...

... now I realise that its just a brain-washing program to get you used to a life of mindless conformaty, and the learning is so you never suspect a thing.

(I posted this here coz I thought of it during maths yesterday)


I learned that a loooooong time ago. It's actually very true, too.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 25, 17:00:23
Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 25, 16:00:42
I used to think school was awesome...

... now I realise that its just a brain-washing program to get you used to a life of mindless conformaty, and the learning is so you never suspect a thing.

(I posted this here coz I thought of it during maths yesterday)

The more I think about it, the more you sound... correct. :I You really are also there to learn, though.

This is kinda similar to the realization that I got:
Throughout your entire life, you have multiple number codes attached to your name.
- Social Security number
- Your ID number in your school district. Seriously, from elementary school all the way through until graduation, I had the same exact ID number attached to me from the school district. I had to memorize that code.
- License, I think?
- You usually get an employee code when you get a job in certain places too, right?
- If you go to prison, you forever have a prison number on you.

Also, at schools where you have to wear a student ID card on a lanyard around your neck, it prepares you for a career where you have to do pretty much the same thing. So, through all the complaining that "We look so stupid with these", I thought "I dunno about you, but I look like an executive."
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 25, 17:04:11
Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 25, 16:54:19
Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 25, 16:00:42
I used to think school was awesome...

... now I realise that its just a brain-washing program to get you used to a life of mindless conformaty, and the learning is so you never suspect a thing.

(I posted this here coz I thought of it during maths yesterday)


I learned that a loooooong time ago. It's actually very true, too.
I will never mindlessly comform, I will beat the school system!
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 25, 17:09:00
Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 25, 17:04:11
Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 25, 16:54:19
Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 25, 16:00:42
I used to think school was awesome...

... now I realise that its just a brain-washing program to get you used to a life of mindless conformaty, and the learning is so you never suspect a thing.

(I posted this here coz I thought of it during maths yesterday)


I learned that a loooooong time ago. It's actually very true, too.
I will never mindlessly comform, I will beat the school system!


That's my girl!
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Giggle Tail on 2012 Sep 25, 17:43:39
Even at an age of almost 22, I still hate school, conformity, and growing up.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 25, 21:29:06
Quote from: Giggle Tail on 2012 Sep 25, 17:43:39
Even at an age of almost 22, I still hate school, conformity, and growing up.
Well I'm 13, so I still need to beat the school system and make it out as myself and not a comformaty robot.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Giggle Tail on 2012 Sep 25, 21:32:08
I'm still in college, so I'm not out of the woods yet myself.  Thankfully after so many years of practice (plus some lessons learned from watching so much of ponies  ovO) I've gotten really good at not conforming :P
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: LaptopCommandStation on 2012 Sep 27, 01:02:23
Well this wasn't in a class, it was on a server, but i've effectively compromised my cover as an undercover brony..
Player1-"Lol, Pinky and the brain"
player2-(aliased as LeftBrain)"Lol, that wasn't planned"
Me-(aliased as Pinkie!)"Lol, that's not what my name means, but I love how people keep saying that"
Player1-"Wut's it mean then"
Me-"My little secret"
Me thinks to myself-"Uh oh"
Player1-"Oh my"
Friend in teamspeak who's also in the server-"haha, that sounded kinda bad"
Me in TS3-"Why's that?"
Friend-"That sounded like a My Little Ponies Reference, with you aliased as Pinkie, you know, Pinkie Pie"(He said that over gunfire, but i'm darn sure that's what he said"
Me-"What was that?"(sounding like I have no idea what he's talking about)
Friend-"nothing dude"

This was the same friend who connected this alias with my standard name, and that's why I use it all the time.  My clan will know i'm a brony within the week, the question is how will they react o.O
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 27, 01:05:38
well I hate how boring school is... but I find it extremely useful sense Ill be making $63.00 and hour in a few months.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: LaptopCommandStation on 2012 Sep 27, 01:10:17
And I thought I made alot of money.....
well...actually I dont..but
wow!
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 27, 01:34:00
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 27, 01:05:38
well I hate how boring school is... but I find it extremely useful sense Ill be making $63.00 and hour in a few months.

How? o.O
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 27, 16:05:33
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 27, 01:34:00
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 27, 01:05:38
well I hate how boring school is... but I find it extremely useful sense Ill be making $63.00 and hour in a few months.

How? o.O
I think its a trick to make madness forget not to conform.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Chautauquan on 2012 Sep 27, 18:05:55
There's a secret to not hating school.... It's called going to college.  Then, you study what you enjoy studying.  Yeah, there are still GE's, but it's so worthwhile to have the classes that you never got to focus on earlier... Like Russian literature, or Colonial American history, or underwater basketweaving..... (Okay, so that last one might be a stretch, but I'm sure you could find it somewhere.)  Shoot, in Cambridge and Oxford there are classes on Quenya (Tolkien's Elvish).  You can really just go crazy studying what you enjoy... depending on the school, naturally.  Smaller campuses often mean less variety... but also a happier wallet.

Anyway, back on topic:
Once upon a time, my Colonial American history prof. decided to help us understand "conceptually" what Cortez meeting the Aztecs must have been like... So he told us he would play a movie which best explained first contact: "Mars Attacks!" He then frankly admitted to us that actually, he just liked being weird, and had some free-ish time in the lesson plan, so we watched clips of aliens attacking the earth, and called it good. 

(This might not be the funniest, in my opinion, but most of the others are very... department specific, making for great fun with people who understand the period, and blank stares from everyone else...)
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 27, 19:45:21
Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Sep 27, 16:05:33
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 27, 01:34:00
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 27, 01:05:38
well I hate how boring school is... but I find it extremely useful sense Ill be making $63.00 and hour in a few months.

How? o.O
I think its a trick to make madness forget not to conform.

There's a study that says that if you pay kids to go to school and pay them for good grades, they're more likely to get good grades and less likely to skip classes and drop out. I swear, if that's starting to be used just now, I'm gonna be so jealous. :l
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: LaptopCommandStation on 2012 Sep 27, 19:51:07
It's actually law in Ontario that high school dropouts can't get their drivers license until they turn 18.

Otherwise you can drive(With drivers ed training, at 16 years old, like I did)
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 27, 19:53:07
Quote from: LaptopCommandStation on 2012 Sep 27, 19:51:07
It's actually law in Ontario that high school dropouts can't get their drivers license until they turn 18.

I feel like money's a better motivator. Not the prospect of getting money someday, but getting money now. I spent 13 years going to school (including kindergarten). I would've loved to have gotten paid to do so. I would've taken sick days less. I would've been happier about going.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 28, 01:13:25
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 27, 01:34:00
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 27, 01:05:38
well I hate how boring school is... but I find it extremely useful sense Ill be making $63.00 and hour in a few months.

How? o.O


Master Technition <--- what Ill be right out of collage.
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Giggle Tail on 2012 Sep 28, 08:51:58
Quote from: Chautauquan on 2012 Sep 27, 18:05:55
There's a secret to not hating school.... It's called going to college.  Then, you study what you enjoy studying.  Yeah, there are still GE's, but it's so worthwhile to have the classes that you never got to focus on earlier... Like Russian literature, or Colonial American history, or underwater basketweaving..... (Okay, so that last one might be a stretch, but I'm sure you could find it somewhere.)  Shoot, in Cambridge and Oxford there are classes on Quenya (Tolkien's Elvish).  You can really just go crazy studying what you enjoy... depending on the school, naturally.  Smaller campuses often mean less variety... but also a happier wallet.

Anyway, back on topic:
Once upon a time, my Colonial American history prof. decided to help us understand "conceptually" what Cortez meeting the Aztecs must have been like... So he told us he would play a movie which best explained first contact: "Mars Attacks!" He then frankly admitted to us that actually, he just liked being weird, and had some free-ish time in the lesson plan, so we watched clips of aliens attacking the earth, and called it good. 

(This might not be the funniest, in my opinion, but most of the others are very... department specific, making for great fun with people who understand the period, and blank stares from everyone else...)



In response to the first part: I still hate school, and I'm in college (as I said before).  Though there is generally some truth to that.  It's just that my major is children's literature, which is more designed to make you critical than to help you be a better writer  :l


In response to the second part:  lol sounds kind of like my highschool science teacher.  Half the time we just watched episodes of Myth Busters in his classes because he didn't have any lesson ideas :P
Title: Re: Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 28, 11:05:54
Quote from: Chautauquan on 2012 Sep 27, 18:05:55
There's a secret to not hating school.... It's called going to college.  Then, you study what you enjoy studying.  Yeah, there are still GE's, but it's so worthwhile to have the classes that you never got to focus on earlier... Like Russian literature, or Colonial American history, or underwater basketweaving..... (Okay, so that last one might be a stretch, but I'm sure you could find it somewhere.)  Shoot, in Cambridge and Oxford there are classes on Quenya (Tolkien's Elvish).  You can really just go crazy studying what you enjoy... depending on the school, naturally.  Smaller campuses often mean less variety... but also a happier wallet.

Anyway, back on topic:
Once upon a time, my Colonial American history prof. decided to help us understand "conceptually" what Cortez meeting the Aztecs must have been like... So he told us he would play a movie which best explained first contact: "Mars Attacks!" He then frankly admitted to us that actually, he just liked being weird, and had some free-ish time in the lesson plan, so we watched clips of aliens attacking the earth, and called it good. 

(This might not be the funniest, in my opinion, but most of the others are very... department specific, making for great fun with people who understand the period, and blank stares from everyone else...)

That first part: I started college, and I'm not enjoying it yet. My core classes that I'm required to take are evil. I hate Algebra, US History, and Speech. But guess what. I have to take one or two courses of Algebra, two courses of US History, and a course of Speech. Chemistry's kicking me in the butt with the memorization crap.

I'm just not happy with any of it, but I can't move on to learning what I want to (veterinary stuff) until I pass all that junk.

That second part makes me miss my World History teacher from high school. He was cool. We got to watch some pretty cool stuff in his class. Like, when we were studying some of Russia's history, we watched a movie about the last czar (Nicholas, I think?).

On-topic: This brings up a funny memory. When he mentioned Anastasia, my first thought was "LIKE THE MOVIE?!!! O:" I never understood the Disney movie Anastasia until I took World History and learned what the hay all that stuff about her past was about.