Corrupt a wish

[Greyscaleisme]

( I hate June bugs)

Granted, but now you never have the time to.

I wish life wasn't so boring right now.

[Chromastone64]

Granted, you're now the main character in a Michael Bay movie. EXPLOSIONS!
I wish I had more brony friends... :'(

[Dark Spectrum]

Granted, however they're the stereotypical overweight, gay type of brony friends.

I wish I had the inspiration to finish my projects. 

[Greyscaleisme]

Granted, but your head goes boom.

I wish I could eat without being called fat.

[Dark Spectrum]

Granted, but you start getting called "skinnybones" instead.

I wish that the LoE servers were up longer than two days.

[Naura]

Granted, but your computer only survives the first day and breaks for the rest of the OSW.
I wish more ponies could understand the magic of friendship.

[Dark Spectrum]

Granted, but by understanding so the universe becomes unstable and implodes due to there being a shift in the balance between friendship and hatred.
(I also want that myself, excluding the whole imploding bit.)

I wish that the way you corrupted my wish wasn't an actual possibility.

[LunarDusk]

Granted but instead of breaking it get infected with malware preventing your computer from even starting up


I wish I could travel back in time when "The incident at Honnoji" moment took place

[Dark Spectrum]

Granted, but everything is a butt, and you can't ask why. 

I wish that I had the same magical abilities as Twilight Sparkle. 

[Greyscaleisme]

Granted, but you become subject to experimental tests due to your abilities.

I wish I may, I wish I might, have a little sleep tonight.

[Ludvic]

Granted but you end up sleeping all summer.

I wish that I could afford some new camera equipment

[Grizzly]

Granted, you now can afford new cam stuff! BUT, all the shops selling those things are closed FOREVER!


I wish to be less of a burden

[Ludvic]

Granted, but I can corrupt something that isnt true.

I wish pink was yellow (tried to think of most random wish)

[Grizzly]

wish granted, you now have a pink earring

I wish i found the pony who drank all my coffee

[Greyscaleisme]

granted, it's me!

i wish that i had a nice piece of bacon right now, im hungry...

[Grizzly]

YOU DRANK ALL MY COFFEE?!?!

Granted, you have bacon, but it will do you no good as you are a pony and your body can't process it!

I wish for more coffee before i fall to sleep...

[Greyscaleisme]

granted, but it's really cold.

i will make no wish 

[Grizzly]

Your wish is granted, but you are not eligible to make wishes

I wish for something more potent than coffee, what can keep me awake, forEVER (i basically corrupted my own wish ))

[Dark Spectrum]

Granted, but it also highly addictive and stops you from dying of age.

I wish Google+ would make more sense. 

[Peace Keeper]

granted, but it is in another language

I wish to survive insanity today (the workout, not the mental disorder!)