Corrupt a wish

[ChibiGrrl]

Granted, you now express yourself very dramatically, like Pinkie Pie

I wish I could be flirty irl, I'm too shy. 

[Checkmate]

Granted!!  But now, whoever you want to flirt with is shy!!  ((Don't worry, I have the same issue.  And I live in a very conservative area, where if the guy doesn't ask out the girl, then they're a laughing-stock.  ))

I wish for a PB&J sandwich...I'm hungry...

[fireleaf52]

You shall have your PB&J sandwich, but the bread is moldy.

I wish for infinite cookies.

[Checkmate]

Granted, but they're stale and all of the same type, so they get boring.

I wish that I could become my OC.  I'd be a lot more confident...

[fireleaf52]

Granted, but now the government is hunting you.

I wish I could draw better than I can right now.

[Checkmate]

Granted, but you get overwhelmed with commissions and get burned out on drawing.

I wish that I could at least gain a bit of confidence...

[Greyscaleisme]

Granted, no corruption, cuz you're my friend 

I wish I was more beautiful.

[Checkmate]

Granted without corruption for the same reason.    

I wish for more yogurt...I'm out, and too lazy to go shopping.   

[Greyscaleisme]

Granted, but your fridge gets to full with it.

I wish my granddad wouldn't restrict my phone time

((Btw I won't be on but for two hours a day, I will be active at night though))

[Checkmate]

((Aww...I can understand, though.))

[fireleaf52]

Wish granted, but now you have more chores to do.

I wish for some coloring utensils. I need some...

[Peace Keeper]

granted, but they are used and ugly.

I wish my thread game got more attention. (I'd thought it would be fun for everyone. Oh well.)

[LunarDusk]

Granted but it dies out after 3 posts


I wish "for nothing"

[Checkmate]

Granted, but your nothing is the worst nothing ever.

I wish for somepony to talk to...

[Ludvic]

Granted, but that someone is me and all i want to talk about is boring stuff. (im also lonely  )

I wish I had the power to snap my finger and instantly clean my room/home.

[Checkmate]

Granted, but you don't know where anything is after it's cleaned.

I wish I just had someone to hang out with, realistically...I have no friends at my college, and being a recovering manic-depressive makes it hard to make friends... :'(

[Greyscaleisme]

Granted! You have me! ((I'm kinda weird, but so are you! Sooo *yay* for weirdness!))

I wish I was better at drawing

[ChibiGrrl]

Granted, but you forget to "watermark" your artwork, so other people steal it and take the credit 

I wish I had a 'coltfriend' irl, soneone that could tolerate/support my love for MLP: FiM 

[Greyscaleisme]

Granted, no corruption.

I wish people wouldn't steal my favorite artists art.

[Chromastone64]

Granted, no corrupting that.
I wish somepony made a wish we could bear to corrupt.