Three word story.

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a big red

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earth pony.  The

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earth pony was

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barfing uncontrollably! Plus

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he was derping

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and laughing at

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the tinyest ever

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before seen ant.

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So he decided

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to poach some

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eggs to eat

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with some salt

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and pepper, then

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exploded like gum.

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Said explosion caused

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kilotons of flavor

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to rain down,

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drenching the duck.

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Said ducks name

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has been forgotten