Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[Lemon1b]

(Hulk said it's ok and that he likes pretty pretty pegasus)
Granted! You were about to hug Fluffle Puff when she suddenly transformed in to Queen Chrysalis, she hugged you anyway and then teleport herself back to Equestria.

I wish for a miracle.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. You now have the amazing power to turn lead into a different kind lead. WHOOHOO!                                                                                       


I wish i had a talking pony.

[ScarletInk]

Granted. You have a talking and singing pony, but he sings like Donkey and thinks to be Madonna.

I wish for pink, flowy hair!  :'(

[Spacecase101]

Granted. (gives Scarlet a mound of pink, flowy,hair.) 


I wish i had a new house.

[Lemon1b]

Granted!!! (Hope you don't sleepwalk.)


I wish for some soup.

[ScarletInk]

Granted! It's super spicyyyyyyyyyyy!

Here I'm practically asking for tragedy, but I want Discord at my house for a day!

[Lemon1b]

Granted! Discord stood still all day at your house. Also you could walk through him. And you were the only one who could see him. Then he disappeared.

I wish for a wish to know what I wish so I could have that wish uncorrupted.

[ScarletInk]

Granted! You found the right wish and got it granted uncorrupted,but then, since the point of this thread is to have your wishes corrupted, you get caught up in a paradox that leads to you elimination from the Earth to resolve the paradox.

I wish for (someone will shot me, I know) Fluttercord to be canon! 

[Spacecase101]

Granted. Unfortunately the only time of its showing was the day your tv broke.

I wish i had all the seasons already.

[ScarletInk]

Granted! You get arrested for piracy!

I wish I was there when it was raining chocolate!

[Spacecase101]

Granted.  To bad no one told you about the hail of ants following it.

I wish i had wings.

[Lemon1b]

Granted. A pair of Icarus wax wings appeared in your hands.

I wish for Fluttershy to sing me a song.

[ScarletInk]

Granted! Flutterguy will sing for you "Somebody to love"!

I wish for Luna to sing me a lullaby.

[Spacecase101]

Granted!  Yodeling counts as singing right?

I wish i had some answers.

[DarkSpectre]

Granted, but as is usually the case with answers, they lead to twice as many more questions in the end.

I wish I had more time in each day.

[Spacecase101]

Granted! You now move three times slower than everyone else. 


I wish i had a submarine.

[MarshyMellow]

Granted! But it's a shame that all the submarines that exist on earth have vanished from existence for some reason..


I wish that I had a Baymax lanyard..

[Redacted]

Granted, But the first day you have it you get a nosebleed and turn the lanyard completely red.


I wish my relationship was going more smoothly 

[Spacecase101]

Granted! Your relationship is going very smoothly. So smoothly with the spider that lives over your bed in fact, that she had just laid 50,000 eggs right above you.

I wish I was BATMAN! or BATMANE! whichever.

[Lemon1b]

Granted! Everyone called you BATMAN! And Penguin was curious! Unfortunately, you did not have any tricks up your sleeves. Later everyone knew you as BATMANE! You were a pretty darn looking cloak!

I wish for a pony!