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Title: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: Captain0Ron on 2012 Jul 02, 04:42:40
I always wondered why 2+2 didnt equal 5, but now I have PROOF! HAHA, AHA, HA, ha.. heh. ovO
Anyway. PROOF
Start with: -20 = -20
Which is the same as: 16-36 = 25-45
Which can also be expressed as: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) = 52) 9 X 5
Add 81/4 to both sides: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) + 81/4 = 52) 9 X 5 + 81/4
Rearrange the terms: ({2+2}) 9/2) 2 = (5-9/2) 2
Ergo: 2+2 - 9/2 = 5
Hence: 2 + 2 = 5


So simple, I can't believe I never though of it this way.
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: Deviant on 2012 Jul 02, 05:02:03
allow me to put this here...
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrylfROhS1qglk3d.jpg)
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: daswed on 2012 Jul 02, 05:11:06
1+1=1

Solve that.
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: Des Monty on 2012 Jul 02, 05:15:23
http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topic-forum/52565-proof-2-2-5-a.html

Seems like proper proof.

Long story short: No, no it doesn't.

Could work like this: (From same thread): 2 (lbs @ $1) + 2 (lbs @ $1.50) = $5 but we're not working with that.
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: Captain0Ron on 2012 Jul 02, 05:19:19
Quote from: Des Monty on 2012 Jul 02, 05:15:23
http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topic-forum/52565-proof-2-2-5-a.html

Seems like proper proof.

Long story short: No, no it doesn't.

Way to kill the fun. :'(
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: Des Monty on 2012 Jul 02, 05:20:14
Quote from: Captain0Ron on 2012 Jul 02, 05:19:19
Quote from: Des Monty on 2012 Jul 02, 05:15:23
http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topic-forum/52565-proof-2-2-5-a.html

Seems like proper proof.

Long story short: No, no it doesn't.

Way to kill the fun. :'(


Sorry about that.
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: Captain0Ron on 2012 Jul 02, 05:20:29
Quote from: daswed on 2012 Jul 02, 05:11:06
1+1=1

Solve that.

Okay.
a = 1
b = 1

a = b
a2 = b2
a2 - b2 = 0
(a-b)(a+b) = 0
(a-b)(a+b)/(a-b) = 0/(a-b)
1(a+b) = 0
(a+b) = 0
1 + 1 = 0
2 = 0
1 = 0
1 + 1 = 1
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: Des Monty on 2012 Jul 02, 05:22:17
Quote from: Captain0Ron on 2012 Jul 02, 05:20:29
Quote from: daswed on 2012 Jul 02, 05:11:06
1+1=1

Solve that.

Okay.
a = 1
b = 1

a = b
a2 = b2
a2 - b2 = 0
(a-b)(a+b) = 0
(a-b)(a+b)/(a-b) = 0/(a-b)
1(a+b) = 0
(a+b) = 0
1 + 1 = 0
2 = 0
1 = 0
1 + 1 = 1


With use of "false" proof
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: daswed on 2012 Jul 02, 05:33:24
I have a easier solution:
You have 1 pile of dirt, and you get another one, so you put them on top of eachother, now you have one big pile of dirt.
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: Captain0Ron on 2012 Jul 02, 05:58:18
Quote from: daswed on 2012 Jul 02, 05:33:24
I have a easier solution:
You have 1 pile of dirt, and you get another one, so you put them on top of eachother, now you have one big pile of dirt.

You sir, are a bloody genius.
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: Little Judas on 2012 Jul 02, 06:31:05
Quote from: Captain0Ron on 2012 Jul 02, 05:58:18
Quote from: daswed on 2012 Jul 02, 05:33:24
I have a easier solution:
You have 1 pile of dirt, and you get another one, so you put them on top of eachother, now you have one big pile of dirt.

You sir, are a bloody genius.

Technically, he's not.
A pile of dirt and a big pile of dirt are two different measurements, it's like saying: 1 apple + 1 apple = 1 melon.
It doesn't make sense because they are not the same thing.
Also a bloody genius would be an absolute mess. He wouldn't even be smart, he would need a doctor.

Also in your first one you suddenly forgot your minus-sign and your brackets weren't right...
"Which can also be expressed as: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) = 52) 9 X 5" --> that was one of many mistake: 288 = 2340

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090720220818/familyguy/images/3/33/Buzz_Killington.jpg)
Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: Tiger on 2012 Jul 02, 06:36:23
Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Jul 02, 06:31:05
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090720220818/familyguy/images/3/33/Buzz_Killington.jpg)
Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?

I'd like one! All this argument makes me bored ovO
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: daswed on 2012 Jul 02, 06:39:48
I don´t think that you´re the smart one if you say that dirt and dirt isn´t the same thing.
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: Little Judas on 2012 Jul 02, 06:47:28
Quote from: daswed on 2012 Jul 02, 06:39:48
I don´t think that you´re the smart one if you say that dirt and dirt isn´t the same thing.

I said:
Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Jul 02, 06:31:05
A pile of dirt and a big pile of dirt are two different measurements.

Pile < Big pile
But if you think it is the same...
Lets divide candy, you get a pile of it and I will get a big pile. Seems fair, doesn't it.
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: Darkangel on 2012 Jul 02, 06:49:27
Quote from: Tiger on 2012 Jul 02, 06:36:23
Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Jul 02, 06:31:05
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090720220818/familyguy/images/3/33/Buzz_Killington.jpg)
Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?

I'd like one! All this argument makes me bored ovO

I second this! A story about a bridge sounds nice.
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: Book Smarts on 2012 Jul 02, 06:50:26
You forgot to add pi
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwddlaK7lo1qlzd04.jpg)
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: Darkangel on 2012 Jul 02, 06:53:03
Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Jul 02, 06:50:26
You forgot to add pi
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwddlaK7lo1qlzd04.jpg)

Yes, pi, who could forget about it?
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: Zaner-Boy on 2012 Jul 02, 07:27:21
This thread is blowing my mind!
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: PandaleiSilva on 2012 Jul 02, 09:08:42
I fell asleep halfway through the OP
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: ChilledEagle on 2012 Jul 02, 09:27:04
I now know everything in the world forever just from reading this thread.
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: Ozzy on 2012 Jul 02, 09:36:02
Hmmmm..  >:/

.... :/

>:/.....

Nothing to do here.
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: Zygrograxgra on 2012 Jul 02, 10:00:28
Quote from: Ozzy on 2012 Jul 02, 09:36:02
Hmmmm..  >:/

.... :/

>:/.....

Nothing to do here.

And nothing to nom here other than that pi...
Eh.
Title: Re: 2+2=5! Proof!! I knew it!!!!!
Post by: Remedy on 2012 Jul 03, 00:51:47
Quote from: Captain0Ron on 2012 Jul 02, 04:42:40
Ergo: 2+2 - 9/2 = 5

Two plus two is four.
Nine divided by two is four and a half.
Four minus four and a half is minus one half (-0.5).
This is called a rounding error.

Quote from: Captain0Ron on 2012 Jul 02, 05:20:29
(a-b)(a+b)/(a-b) = 0/(a-b)

1-1 = 0.
0/0 is still dividing something by zero, which does not result in a tangible number.

Pretty much every part of your workings here is wrong.
Did you use a calculator? If not, I suggest you use one to double check your logic.
If so... Then you need to look into the subject more. And perhaps find a new calculator.

I'm going to lock this thread as it's straying off topic. Next time I see a mathematics thread, I'd like to see it more on topic, and with less wild guesses at what the answers are.