The oddest thing you have ever said

Started by Lord of Madness, 2012 Dec 23, 01:38:21

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Lord of Madness

would it be weird if whales dident need to live in the ocean and they just dragged themselves along the ground and we just had to deal with them meandering around everywhere?

^ my friend told me that maybe I need to get some sleep after I told him this.

The Silent Wolf

Hai your a unicorn now, because I call random people unicorns X3 AND IM AN ALACORN SO DEAL WITH BEING? A UNICORN X3

I said that to Snowflake on youtube when I called random people unicorns.
If The Silent Wolf is to long, just call me Kake

Skype if you happen to want to talk to me: Pokemonvskirby
I'm a little seal nerd, short and stout, here is my flipper, here is my snout~

ComputerDeathglare

I tend to say edittedededededed. lol I'll think of my fails later.
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Midnight Breeze

I often accidentally tell patients "Come on, time for me to take you to bed."

It often isn't received well.

Detective Woona

Once, when forced into a conversation with someone I didn't really want to be engaged in, I thought to myself....

What is the weirdest noise I could make right now to completely derail this?
I then stuck my tongue out and made a high pitched BLULULULUP at them.

They stopped mid-sentence and stared for a few seconds before saying, "Wha?"
I made the noise again, and walked off.
It is now my anti-conversation weapon.
Steam Name: The Bird Lion
MC Name: Stalwart_Shield

Mmmm, quite.

~Durpy

Sometimes when I talk, I begin to talk backwards or just stop making sense without realizing it.
My suitcase full of bees should put a stop to this!!

Lord of Madness

Anyone ever notice that when your knocking on someones door your basically punching their house until they let you in?

ComputerDeathglare

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Dec 23, 13:29:40
Anyone ever notice that when your knocking on someones door your basically punching their house until they let you in?


Then I headbutt the house.


THAT'S why I have brain damage!
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Dreadnaught 308

When I slipped on the floor my friend said this:

My Friend: "Hey, whats wrong?"

And I replied:

Me: "Oh nothing, I just felt a sudden attraction to the floor...would you like to join me?, its pretty comfy down here."
Hello, I'm The Doctor

ComputerDeathglare

When I first became a brony I was so sleep-deprived from staying up late watching episodes. My mom asked me why my cat put it's paw in it's water bowl. I slowly answered with, "Cats put their hooves in water bowls to make sure it's clean of floating... stuff... I said hooves, didn't I?"
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Chishio Kunrin

"I'm so glad I froze this pickle."

"(Ticktock, time is running out) What are you doing now?
I don't know where you are, don't even know your name.
They think I'm crazy, my heartbeat goes up..."

ComputerDeathglare

Mom: Did you do your math?

Me: Yes.

Mom: What's the answer?

Me: 3,480

Mom: What does that stand for? Money, children-

Me: Potatos.
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Book Smarts

Wasn't watching what I was saying and said that the French invaded Germany in World War 2  lol
FAIL

Lord of Madness

once I said that snakes are just tails with heads.

Doctor Light

While answering for Language I was like "Yes, mom?" DD:
Hey, I like Doctor Who, writing, playing and singing music, badminton, and MLP.

Chishio Kunrin

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Jan 03, 00:36:29
once I said that snakes are just tails with heads.

But that makes sense.

"(Ticktock, time is running out) What are you doing now?
I don't know where you are, don't even know your name.
They think I'm crazy, my heartbeat goes up..."

Pipkin

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2013 Jan 03, 03:17:25
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Jan 03, 00:36:29
once I said that snakes are just tails with heads.

But that makes sense.


I think this is the first time ever i've ever seen anypony use the word "sense" and a quote from madness in the same post!

Speaking of pony, although i haven't done it yet, i'm waiting for the day i accidentally say anypony, or everypony, instead of anybody/everybody irl....

Julius

Quote from: Pipkin on 2013 Jan 03, 20:38:17
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2013 Jan 03, 03:17:25
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Jan 03, 00:36:29
once I said that snakes are just tails with heads.

But that makes sense.


I think this is the first time ever i've ever seen anypony use the word "sense" and a quote from madness in the same post!

Speaking of pony, although i haven't done it yet, i'm waiting for the day i accidentally say anypony, or everypony, instead of anybody/everybody irl....


I do it on a regular basis! Lucky for me, no one's around when I do. And even if they were, they don't speak English, like I do. :]
Purr~

Flamestriker

Quote from: Julius on 2013 Jan 03, 22:46:08
Quote from: Pipkin on 2013 Jan 03, 20:38:17
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2013 Jan 03, 03:17:25
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Jan 03, 00:36:29
once I said that snakes are just tails with heads.

But that makes sense.


I think this is the first time ever i've ever seen anypony use the word "sense" and a quote from madness in the same post!

Speaking of pony, although i haven't done it yet, i'm waiting for the day i accidentally say anypony, or everypony, instead of anybody/everybody irl....


I do it on a regular basis! Lucky for me, no one's around when I do. And even if they were, they don't speak English, like I do. :]


I do that all the time, even when people are around, unconsciously. It's one of my "bad habits".

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ComputerDeathglare

Quote from: Pipkin on 2013 Jan 03, 20:38:17
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2013 Jan 03, 03:17:25
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Jan 03, 00:36:29
once I said that snakes are just tails with heads.

But that makes sense.


I think this is the first time ever i've ever seen anypony use the word "sense" and a quote from madness in the same post!



I... nooo, don't do it...


Buck it.


IT'S A NEW ACADEMY RECORD!


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