would it be weird if whales dident need to live in the ocean and they just dragged themselves along the ground and we just had to deal with them meandering around everywhere?
^ my friend told me that maybe I need to get some sleep after I told him this.
Hai your a unicorn now, because I call random people unicorns X3 AND IM AN ALACORN SO DEAL WITH BEING? A UNICORN X3
I said that to Snowflake on youtube when I called random people unicorns.
I tend to say edittedededededed. lol I'll think of my fails later.
I often accidentally tell patients "Come on, time for me to take you to bed."
It often isn't received well.
Once, when forced into a conversation with someone I didn't really want to be engaged in, I thought to myself....
What is the weirdest noise I could make right now to completely derail this?
I then stuck my tongue out and made a high pitched BLULULULUP at them.
They stopped mid-sentence and stared for a few seconds before saying, "Wha?"
I made the noise again, and walked off.
It is now my anti-conversation weapon.
Sometimes when I talk, I begin to talk backwards or just stop making sense without realizing it.
Anyone ever notice that when your knocking on someones door your basically punching their house until they let you in?
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Dec 23, 13:29:40
Anyone ever notice that when your knocking on someones door your basically punching their house until they let you in?
Then I headbutt the house.
THAT'S why I have brain damage!
When I slipped on the floor my friend said this:
My Friend: "Hey, whats wrong?"
And I replied:
Me: "Oh nothing, I just felt a sudden attraction to the floor...would you like to join me?, its pretty comfy down here."
When I first became a brony I was so sleep-deprived from staying up late watching episodes. My mom asked me why my cat put it's paw in it's water bowl. I slowly answered with, "Cats put their hooves in water bowls to make sure it's clean of floating... stuff... I said hooves, didn't I?"
"I'm so glad I froze this pickle."
Mom: Did you do your math?
Me: Yes.
Mom: What's the answer?
Me: 3,480
Mom: What does that stand for? Money, children-
Me: Potatos.
Wasn't watching what I was saying and said that the French invaded Germany in World War 2 lol
FAIL
once I said that snakes are just tails with heads.
While answering for Language I was like "Yes, mom?" DD:
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Jan 03, 00:36:29
once I said that snakes are just tails with heads.
But that makes sense.
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2013 Jan 03, 03:17:25
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Jan 03, 00:36:29
once I said that snakes are just tails with heads.
But that makes sense.
I think this is the first time ever i've ever seen anypony use the word "sense" and a quote from madness in the same post!
Speaking of pony, although i haven't done it yet, i'm waiting for the day i accidentally say anypony, or everypony, instead of anybody/everybody irl....
Quote from: Pipkin on 2013 Jan 03, 20:38:17
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2013 Jan 03, 03:17:25
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Jan 03, 00:36:29
once I said that snakes are just tails with heads.
But that makes sense.
I think this is the first time ever i've ever seen anypony use the word "sense" and a quote from madness in the same post!
Speaking of pony, although i haven't done it yet, i'm waiting for the day i accidentally say anypony, or everypony, instead of anybody/everybody irl....
I do it on a regular basis! Lucky for me, no one's around when I do. And even if they were, they don't speak English, like I do. :]
Quote from: Julius on 2013 Jan 03, 22:46:08
Quote from: Pipkin on 2013 Jan 03, 20:38:17
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2013 Jan 03, 03:17:25
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Jan 03, 00:36:29
once I said that snakes are just tails with heads.
But that makes sense.
I think this is the first time ever i've ever seen anypony use the word "sense" and a quote from madness in the same post!
Speaking of pony, although i haven't done it yet, i'm waiting for the day i accidentally say anypony, or everypony, instead of anybody/everybody irl....
I do it on a regular basis! Lucky for me, no one's around when I do. And even if they were, they don't speak English, like I do. :]
I do that all the time, even when people are around, unconsciously. It's one of my "bad habits".
Quote from: Pipkin on 2013 Jan 03, 20:38:17
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2013 Jan 03, 03:17:25
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Jan 03, 00:36:29
once I said that snakes are just tails with heads.
But that makes sense.
I think this is the first time ever i've ever seen anypony use the word "sense" and a quote from madness in the same post!
I... nooo, don't do it...
Buck it.
IT'S A NEW ACADEMY RECORD!
Quote from: Flamestriker on 2013 Jan 03, 23:45:43
Quote from: Julius on 2013 Jan 03, 22:46:08
Quote from: Pipkin on 2013 Jan 03, 20:38:17
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2013 Jan 03, 03:17:25
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Jan 03, 00:36:29
once I said that snakes are just tails with heads.
But that makes sense.
I think this is the first time ever i've ever seen anypony use the word "sense" and a quote from madness in the same post!
Speaking of pony, although i haven't done it yet, i'm waiting for the day i accidentally say anypony, or everypony, instead of anybody/everybody irl....
I do it on a regular basis! Lucky for me, no one's around when I do. And even if they were, they don't speak English, like I do. :]
I do that all the time, even when people are around, unconsciously. It's one of my "bad habits".
my evil plan is coming together... he... hehe...
"Are we more random on the Forums or in real life?"
Something I asked Enstramentall on the bus...
Earlier today I told my mom this.
*Laughing like a retard for several minutes straight* So... I saw an *laugh* ad for... for *laughs for a few more minutes* for... BROHOOVES! *Almost falls over laughing* On, like, We Love Fine. B-brohooves. You put them on your *laugh* hands and you have *laughs* HOOVES!
Me thinks there was more in that tea, it tasted odd anyway. :/
Quote from: ComputerDeathglare on 2013 Jan 04, 00:35:56
Earlier today I told my mom this.
*Laughing like a retard for several minutes straight* So... I saw an *laugh* ad for... for *laughs for a few more minutes* for... BROHOOVES! *Almost falls over laughing* On, like, We Love Fine. B-brohooves. You put them on your *laugh* hands and you have *laughs* HOOVES!
Me thinks there was more in that tea, it tasted odd anyway. :/
Link? lol
Quote from: Julius on 2013 Jan 04, 00:40:42
Quote from: ComputerDeathglare on 2013 Jan 04, 00:35:56
Earlier today I told my mom this.
*Laughing like a retard for several minutes straight* So... I saw an *laugh* ad for... for *laughs for a few more minutes* for... BROHOOVES! *Almost falls over laughing* On, like, We Love Fine. B-brohooves. You put them on your *laugh* hands and you have *laughs* HOOVES!
Me thinks there was more in that tea, it tasted odd anyway. :/
Link? lol
I'll see. I think people on the street worried about me, though.
EDIT: Sorry, can't find.
I asked my mother this once:
"What does what mean?"
And I kept going with little words until she rage quit. ovO
She thinks 2 x 3 = 5
2 × 3 does = 5. Just turn the × 45º.
Quote from: Jenzy on 2013 Jan 04, 01:51:24
2 × 3 does = 5. Just turn the × 45º.
Sweet Celestia, I just learned math. O:
I once was really upset on someone... I said "I'm going to kill you until you're dead"
I don't even...
Quote from: ComputerDeathglare on 2013 Jan 04, 01:55:13
Quote from: Jenzy on 2013 Jan 04, 01:51:24
2 × 3 does = 5. Just turn the × 45º.
Sweet Celestia, I just learned math. O:
No, she was trying to add up money, and she had 3 $2 coins. She thought it equaled $5
Quote from: Jenzy on 2013 Jan 04, 00:26:53
"Are we more random on the Forums or in real life?"
Something I asked Enstramentall on the bus...
This makes me curious about how many forum-ers know each other IRL ovO
Quote from: Tiger on 2013 Jan 04, 02:48:20
Quote from: Jenzy on 2013 Jan 04, 00:26:53
"Are we more random on the Forums or in real life?"
Something I asked Enstramentall on the bus...
This makes me curious about how many forum-ers know each other IRL ovO
I could've known my cousin... but I decided against it.
If poison goes past its expiration date does it get more toxic... or less? o.O
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Jan 04, 04:18:36
If poison goes past its expiration date does it get more toxic... or less? o.O
I... Hmm... :I
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Jan 04, 04:18:36
If poison goes past its expiration date does it get more toxic... or less? o.O
I'd say: Yes! ovO
Here are a few:
*I talk while screaming and say*: I'm going to kill you
I said once: But it wants to die
I think i once said: I'm going to kill you until your dead
I'm sure there are thousands more but i can't think of any
what if fruits and vegetables could scream but it was so low that it could not be registered by the human ear?
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Jan 04, 23:14:16
what if fruits and vegetables could scream but it was so low that it could not be registered by the human ear?
It'd most likely be such an awesome language people will be screaming and laughing everytime they hear it.
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Jan 04, 23:14:16
what if fruits and vegetables could scream but it was so low that it could not be registered by the human ear?
Well, if they have voices, they certainly aren't too high for the human ear to hear. Else I'd probably barely hear them, depending on the pitch. I can somewhat hear ultrasound, as I discovered while having an ultrasound done on my thyroid gland one day.
One time I was alone in my room, talking to myself, and then I said, "I have this thing where I gotta explain things to myself." Isn't that funny? I explained to myself that I have to explain things to myself.
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Jan 04, 23:14:16
what if fruits and vegetables could scream but it was so low that it could not be registered by the human ear?
:I
Quote from: Book Smarts on 2013 Jan 05, 12:19:33
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Jan 04, 23:14:16
what if fruits and vegetables could scream but it was so low that it could not be registered by the human ear?
:I
Now you knoooooow O -O
I feel forever alone i don't know any of y'all irl
The oddest thing i have said ummmmm I love to eat bacon on french toast
Me: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK MY ROOT BEER!
Mom: Calm down, eat a taco.
It was an ice cream taco, btw. My mom and I have the weirdest conversations.
"Will you marry me?"
Yeah, that didn't end well.
"That funny Derpy has a really long range of amusement."
^
I made a "funny DerpyHooves" in Scribblenauts Unlimited for a character that wanted something to entertain him.
what if everytime we put our shirts down our belly buttons screamed. Because they were afraid of the dark...
"If you really were a girl, you'd be ADORABLE man!"
As a reply to Durpy not a minute ago. lol
I had a really intense full body twitch/shiver and shouted "JABBERSPASM" when it struck.
I don't think anyone heard me, but if they did, they probably ran away terrified.
Like I'm just glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's the sheriff and we're frozen out here and we're in there and I just remembered we're out here - but what I wanna know is: Where's the caveman?-Me on the topic of shut up.
Hey this is cool. I found a community with lots and lots of awesome people.
-Me when finding LoE for the first time.
Quote from: Lary on 2013 Jan 08, 11:49:06
Like I'm just glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's the sheriff and we're frozen out here and we're in there and I just remembered we're out here - but what I wanna know is: Where's the caveman?
-Me on the topic of shut up.
Hey this is cool. I found a community with lots and lots of awesome people.
-Me when finding LoE for the first time.
... Lary? *Pokes*
Me and the nurse I work with were talking about dieting when he mentioned that celery is a 'negative calorie food' because your body burns more calories digesting it than it contains.
So I asked "If celery is negative calories, does that mean you can starve yourself to death by eating too much celery?"
Quote from: Midnight Breeze on 2013 Jan 09, 03:06:42
Me and the nurse I work with were talking about dieting when he mentioned that celery is a 'negative calorie food' because your body burns more calories digesting it than it contains.
So I asked "If celery is negative calories, does that mean you can starve yourself to death by eating too much celery?"
yes... yes it does.
"It's interesting. I can't think of anything odd to say unless I'm still with that bizarre conversation with a friend."
"How do we work. You know something you're not supposed to do, yet you want to..."
"Brony find. Brony want. Brony money. Brony get."
- Me explaining why I needed the Derpy toy and mlp comics I saw at Hot Topic today.
(Facehoof* A...A...Admitting my crush X3
Quote from: NightlyMoon on 2013 Jan 09, 19:55:54
(Facehoof* A...A...Admitting my crush X3
hope you dident suddenly yell it out at school :P
"The VCR hurt my Mulan."
"Hopefully nothing goes horribly wrong, and the DVD player doesn't murder these DVDs."
No! Bad couch! My Dashie headsets, miiine.
this is my all time excuse for losing anything and it's pretty true: "I don't know where it is, it was sitting right there [yesterday/an hour ago/any period of time] and now it's not"
"Why does my leather vest smell like carrots?" o_O
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2013 Jan 11, 01:16:02
"Why does my leather vest smell like carrots?" o_O
Oh my gosh, Chi, I just noticed you're a public relations. O: Yay you! :D
She can now nag SweBow and not be sent to the moon. :ajshifty:
Hah, perfect! The iPhone's dictionary has already added the code for that emotipony to the dictionary, along with pony words. ovO
Quote from: Julius on 2013 Jan 11, 01:52:29
She can now nag SweBow and not be sent to the moon. :ajshifty:
Hah, perfect! The iPhone's dictionary has already added the code for that emotipony to the dictionary, along with pony words. ovO
My tablet has the web address saved. ovO
Quote from: ComputerDeathglare on 2013 Jan 11, 01:44:53
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2013 Jan 11, 01:16:02
"Why does my leather vest smell like carrots?" o_O
Oh my gosh, Chi, I just noticed you're a public relations. O: Yay you! :D
Yeah. X3 And my badge is a nice ruby color.
Congratulations Chisio! I was rather surprised with your name color change. "Didn't you used to be Notable Pony? Whoah!"
Awkward for me. You're notable, but I still barely know you, now you're SweBow Public Relations.
:\ I need to talk way more in more stuff...
"You know bananas? And milk right? Bananas have Potassium, and Milk has Calcium. K and Ca, which are metals. And salt. Sodium Chloride. Metal-Gas. Chewing Gum. Has Titanium! etc.
Basically, we're eating, chewing, and drinking METAL!"
Quote from: Jenzy on 2013 Jan 11, 04:11:53
Congratulations Chisio! I was rather surprised with your name color change. "Didn't you used to be Notable Pony? Whoah!"
Awkward for me. You're notable, but I still barely know you, now you're SweBow Public Relations.
:\ I need to talk way more in more stuff...
"You know bananas? And milk right? Bananas have Potassium, and Milk has Calcium. K and Ca, which are metals. And salt. Sodium Chloride. Metal-Gas. Chewing Gum. Has Titanium! etc.
Basically, we're eating, chewing, and drinking METAL!"
lul, she posts in almost every board I see
I personally saw this coming :)
"So first of all I need you to shoot your bow at the guy riding the snake none-stop. I'l use my cane to summon an ocean of cards to attack him. In the mean time you should use your magic to heal us when he stuns us using volcano attacks."
Yeah I kind of played maplestory with my friends.
"I told her the box loves her and not to cheat on the box, but then she tried to cheat on it with the wires under the desk. I don't think the box is mad."
Talking about trying to get my cat Callie to focus on snuggling things other than wires while she's in heat.
I said something else weird about her earlier, but I can't remember what it was, as I am tired.
"But it wants to die"
I'm in the meat cooler grinding hamburger and half-flanked singing the "Equestrian National Anthem" as I can't remember any of the words, except for "Doing right and shining wrong" and "Unite our herd as one group strong"
The door slides open and the Front End manager is standing there
Her:"The cooler isn't soundproof you know"
Me:"uh...you like my singing?"
Her:"Depends on what the hay you were trying to sing"
Me:"That's My Little Secret"
I don't think she got it.....
Quote from: Pipkin on 2013 Jan 11, 21:54:31
I'm in the meat cooler grinding hamburger and half-flanked singing the "Equestrian National Anthem" as I can't remember any of the words, except for "Doing right and shining wrong" and "Unite our herd as one group strong"
The door slides open and the Front End manager is standing there
Her:"The cooler isn't soundproof you know"
Me:"uh...you like my singing?"
Her:"Depends on what the hay you were trying to sing"
Me:"That's My Little Secret"
I don't think she got it.....
Epic win! lol
In the "Not SweBow's Bacon" Thread, I said...
"I need to make fish more interesting."
And I don't know why I said that lol
Hey look, Chishio's badge changed again! :P
Quote from: Julius on 2013 Jan 12, 06:19:46
Hey look, Chishio's badge changed again! :P
And it is now strawberry colored. :P
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2013 Jan 12, 07:04:06
Quote from: Julius on 2013 Jan 12, 06:19:46
Hey look, Chishio's badge changed again! :P
And it is now strawberry colored. :P
*Eats it* Eh, doesn't taste like strawberries.
Sometimes a talk in my sleep and my friend recorded it. I said
"I am the wize Zecora. Ask me ponies."
SO my friend goes
"Who am I?"
"You are my llama lady.....OF ladybugs."
And I basically said a whole bunch of random crap in my sleep. O.o and at camp I talked in my sleep
"Imma tell you a story...." In a grandpa voice, then I said "Four score and seven years ago...." Another time.
Then I started yelling at a fan when I was awake.
"I will know you over, mister! I know you know that I know that we both know you just want me blow me away!!"
So yeah.... StarSong has mental problems....
Quote from: StarSong on 2013 Jan 12, 11:35:02
Sometimes a talk in my sleep and my friend recorded it. I said
"I am the wize Zecora. Ask me ponies."
SO my friend goes
"Who am I?"
"You are my llama lady.....OF ladybugs."
And I basically said a whole bunch of random crap in my sleep. O.o and at camp I talked in my sleep
"Imma tell you a story...." In a grandpa voice, then I said "Four score and seven years ago...." Another time.
Then I started yelling at a fan when I was awake.
"I will know you over, mister! I know you know that I know that we both know you just want me blow me away!!
So yeah.... StarSong has mental problems....
o -o
Quote from: StarSong on 2013 Jan 12, 11:35:02
Sometimes a talk in my sleep and my friend recorded it. I said
"I am the wize Zecora. Ask me ponies."
SO my friend goes
"Who am I?"
"You are my llama lady.....OF ladybugs."
And I basically said a whole bunch of random crap in my sleep. O.o and at camp I talked in my sleep
"Imma tell you a story...." In a grandpa voice, then I said "Four score and seven years ago...." Another time.
Then I started yelling at a fan when I was awake.
"I will know you over, mister! I know you know that I know that we both know you just want me blow me away!!"
So yeah.... StarSong has mental problems....
That is, FUNNY! Oh and i need to vector you starsong i need a picture of you with EXACT coloring and the right hair style and stuff. Also i need to find a pose for starsong to be in.
I expected "Mini-Moderator" lol
A "Mushroom Pony" badge now sounds less and less interesting.
Cousin: Curse you.
Me: Why?
Cousin: You got me addicted to My Little Pony.
Me: *Hug* Welcome to the Herd.
Cousin: You're the only one in the "Herd".
Me: *Creepy laugh* Just wait, little brony, just wait. ovO
That was like, in November.
Quote from: ComputerDeathglare on 2013 Jan 12, 18:49:34
Cousin: Curse you.
Me: Why?
Cousin: You got me addicted to My Little Pony.
Me: *Hug* Welcome to the Herd.
Cousin: You're the only one in the "Herd".
Me: *Creepy laugh* Just wait, little brony, just wait. ovO
That was like, in November.
You so awesome girl. :]
Quote from: Julius on 2013 Jan 12, 18:54:39
Quote from: ComputerDeathglare on 2013 Jan 12, 18:49:34
Cousin: Curse you.
Me: Why?
Cousin: You got me addicted to My Little Pony.
Me: *Hug* Welcome to the Herd.
Cousin: You're the only one in the "Herd".
Me: *Creepy laugh* Just wait, little brony, just wait. ovO
That was like, in November.
You so awesome girl. :]
That is awesome.
Her Skype pic is of an OC she made on Pony Creator, and she helped me write a couple fics. I am so proud. :3
We were discussing dinner.
me: *Picks up Callie* I has a cat. She's not edible.
mom: She's not a vegetable, either. Rose is the vegetable.
me: Is she a potato?
mom: "Does she have cable"??
me: Is she a potato?!
lol
(I was talking to some random guy and this is what I said to him)
Me: "I'm you"
Some Guy: no, I'm me
Me: Impossible, Me's over there, (Friend waves to man) I'm you
Some Guy: Then who are you?
Me: That's right, I'm you
Some Guy: Then I'm a shark
Me: ....Okay now one of us is lying, and its not me
Some Guy: ........
Me: that's what I thought...
Me: Meow
Sister: What are you doing?
Me: Watching ponies 24/7.
Sister: But you're not watching it.
Me: I can see ponies everywhere.
Sister: Can I join you?
Me: You have much to learn, young filly.
Sister: What?
Me: Whatever.
Teal. Eating a carrot. While wearing a mustache.
And a top hat.
Teal. with his squid wearing a monocole and mustache.
Teal with the carrot, hat, and mustache.
Then in the image says "Feel like a sir!"
The squid holding a wine glass.
Durpy. Having a carrot chew on his wings. Looking unamused while carrying a box
Idk if i already commented here and told u this buuut. I sleep talk sometimes and even sleep walk.
Once, when I used to share rooms with my sis, I would sleep talk alot but most of it was not audible.
Me: Sis!
Sis: What?
Me: Should I turn off the power or save first?
Sis: You should save first.
I've said many a strange thing in my time, but recently:
"I'm worried he's gonna take a flying leap into the pit one night, and I don't think the pianist is going to appreciate it." I swear this makes some kind of sense in context.
"Hmm a forum for a game, well Ill make an account but I'll probably never use it " ovO
Ok a serious one though cheating scince it wasn't me who said the stupid thing
((Scenario explanation this was when I was back in collage I offered a friend a lift home with my car, nether of us had eaten and KFC was on the way back anyway so we went to the drive through where upon this happened))
Drive through person "hello how can I take your order"
Me "yes I would like [Insert thing here] and you [Friend A]
Friend: Yea can I get a Big Mac
Me: [Friend] "Where do you think we are?"
Freind: "Oh yea then ummmm do they do burgers at all"
Me "Your an idiot"[does order for him]
I've said many strange things but they are so strange that I can't translate them into English keeping their meaning. X3
Quote from: Ryo_D_Disk on 2013 Feb 06, 12:15:32
"Hmm a forum for a game, well Ill make an account but I'll probably never use it " ovO
Ok a serious one though cheating scince it wasn't me who said the stupid thing
((Scenario explanation this was when I was back in collage I offered a friend a lift home with my car, nether of us had eaten and KFC was on the way back anyway so we went to the drive through where upon this happened))
Drive through person "hello how can I take your order"
Me "yes I would like [Insert thing here] and you [Friend A]
Friend: Yea can I get a Big Mac
Me: [Friend] "Where do you think we are?"
Freind: "Oh yea then ummmm do they do burgers at all"
Me "Your an idiot"[does order for him]
Dude, I can only imagine how hilarious that must have been! lol
lets just say im glad the staff member couldnt hear him on the voice box :l
So many things, too much cussing. X3
Quote from: Ryo_D_Disk on 2013 Feb 06, 12:15:32
"Hmm a forum for a game, well Ill make an account but I'll probably never use it " ovO
Ok a serious one though cheating scince it wasn't me who said the stupid thing
((Scenario explanation this was when I was back in collage I offered a friend a lift home with my car, nether of us had eaten and KFC was on the way back anyway so we went to the drive through where upon this happened))
Drive through person "hello how can I take your order"
Me "yes I would like [Insert thing here] and you [Friend A]
Friend: Yea can I get a Big Mac
Me: [Friend] "Where do you think we are?"
Freind: "Oh yea then ummmm do they do burgers at all"
Me "Your an idiot"[does order for him]
My friend wanted to order a burger at IHOP. Sure, IHOP does serve burgers, but... I, and everyone else at the table, was like "Lol no, you're getting breakfast food, not a burger."
When I went to guitar practice my friends who were girls charged in while I was practicing and I was like "Hi." then I said "LIKE A SAMBOOOTEEEEEEEEEEY" A lot of whats were given that day.
I will be your muffin.
"I can hold my pencil with my belly! I am holding it with my belly muscles! I have strong belly muscles!!"
Uhhhhh.....
"Turn left at the Batman symbol. Oh, my bad, that's an arrow." - While riding in the car with my mom last Saturday
"Good sir, it seems that you are a floating hat." - While playing Second Life with Trege
"No one like you, box! Just-just go die!"
I told a box to die. A cardboard box to die.
Pyro logic, do not question.
Yelled at my lil' bro saying "BOY! GO GET ME MY PRINGLE!" (I really wanted Pringles..)
"I'm Community Relations. I spell dead 'daed'. DAYYYD!"
apparently i have a bacon fetish
[glow=darkgreen,2,300]Went a bit much into creative torture explanations, maked the people hearing twitch on mental pain
All started speaking of ponies what deserve punishment and pain[/glow]
Probably this:
"You want to see me put my foot in my mouth?"
Or maybe this:
"*insert name of little brother here*, meet Steve! He's my best friend. What do you mean you can't see him? Hes that wall, hes standing right there!"
That first one was said totally normal and the Steve thing happened when I was on a sugar high... and later that day I crashed...
Watch me put my legs over my head
"No, it's alright. I know how to hide the body."
"Bunnyloaf!" :3
Every single post here is pure gold. Just wanted you all to know that ^-^
Dad: How about this car? It even has plenty of space so you can fit all the groceries in there.
Mom:That's not how you measure space.
Me: Yeah, you measure it by how many bodies you can stash in the trunk.
Mom: Exactly!
When I got my license, me and my parents went car shopping. Found a car that looked really small but was huge on the inside.
Most of the discussions that I have with my friends could be added here, but as I said earlier I can't translate them well enough.
"Nicolaus Copernicus's four hundre-- Five hundred fif-- ff ff... Five. hundred. fourtieth. birthday. I can math."