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Brain: Crystal, it's past your bedtime.
Me: LOL brain, I can't sleep! I'm roleplaying with Madness.
Brain:*Some weird form of facehoof*

after about 5 days of none stop awakeness... that is not even a word... I tried to use my cereal bowl for a key pad for like.... two seconds

I read this thread and I go like... Whut....















lol

role playing drive people to ...  ovO

Quote from: Iron Girella on 2012 Jul 10, 09:57:17
role playing drive people to ...  ovO

I was already  ovO

similar to first time when i was watching MLP tbh.

brain: yo dude! aint something wrong here?
me: like what?
brain: you are watching ponies! it for kids and girls!
me: LOL! nope! go away!

Brain: ...
Me: I should go to bed.
Brain: ...
Me: *is going on six hours on Team Fortress 2*

Quote from: Lary on 2012 Jul 10, 14:51:02
Brain: ...
Me: I should go to bed.
Brain: ...
Me: *is going on six hours on Team Fortress 2*

and probably with like: "just five minutes more, just gotta do this stuff" as well? :]

Quote from: Crystal Chaos on 2012 Jul 10, 11:48:31

Quote from: Iron Girella on 2012 Jul 10, 09:57:17
role playing drive people to ...  ovO

I was already  ovO

that means ...  ovO ovO xD

Me I first got Skyrim.

Me:This game is so awesome!
Brain:Yeah BRO! Now be a dark elf.
Me:Nah. I'll be a Nord.
Brain:K bro. Your mistake.

._. I wished I chose Dark elf ever since..

Quote from: Sponk on 2012 Jul 10, 15:03:15
Me I first got Skyrim.

Me:This game is so awesome!
Brain:Yeah BRO! Now be a dark elf.
Me:Nah. I'll be a Nord.
Brain:K bro. Your mistake.

._. I wished I chose Dark elf ever since..

red guard ftw xD

Quote from: Iron Girella on 2012 Jul 10, 15:04:20

Quote from: Sponk on 2012 Jul 10, 15:03:15
Me I first got Skyrim.

Me:This game is so awesome!
Brain:Yeah BRO! Now be a dark elf.
Me:Nah. I'll be a Nord.
Brain:K bro. Your mistake.

._. I wished I chose Dark elf ever since..

red guard ftw xD

nords!
becuase i like the northen theme! becuase i am a nord.. in real life...-ish! DONT BLAME ME!

Me when I drank my first soda.

Brain:This is gonna be so awesome!
Me:*Drinks*
Brain:YEAH ENERGY!
Me:*Throws soda away*IT BURNS MY THROAT!!

Me:It's time to get some sleep.
Brain:Let's think stuff.
Me:No brain we have a test tomorrow.
Brain:You remember that song you were listening just now?Let's replay it a hundred times!

Me: *trying to fall asleep*
Brain: HEY, remember that really embarrassing thing you did once! Let me think of it for you!
Me:  D:

My brain can be real mean sometimes.
Me:Alright time for sleep brain
Brain: Hey man, shouldn't you be drawing some more?
Me:In the morning Brain
Brain: Ok sure, just remember that everyone is better than you at drawing and will always be if you just sleep.
Me: :')

Brain : Alright we need to sleep atleast at 4AM tonight, It's currently 10PM
Me : *starts up Game Maker or a MGS game.*
Brain : It's been 8 hours dude we need to sleep!
Me : *Continues on for 2 hours*
Brain : *Crashes at 8AM*
Me : *Crashes at 8AM*

That's usually how it goes I tell myself I need to sleep then end up staying awake for 2 hours or more past the time I wanted to sleep.   ovO

My brain is not helping me get any sleep at night these days.

Me: *gets into bed*
Brain: Hey, wait up a minute, there might be an interesting video on YouTube/the RPs you're in might have been updated.
Me: *grabs the laptop and goes Internet surfing for a few more hours*

And keep in mind that I usually go to bed at 9 pm, and when I go to sleep after said Internet surfing, it's around 2 am or so. But on the rare occasion, I'm sometimes able to resist the urge to Internet surf.

me: There are only 12 episodes of Deadman Wonderland? And the manga is ongoing? Are you serious? So, last Saturday was episode 7. That means 5 more weeks.
brain: That sucks, we should read the manga. It says the anime covers the first 21 chapters.
me: Larry might want this anime to be our thing.
brain: He seems to like it a lot less than he liked Durarara. It might not matter as much.
me: Maybe I should wait until after episode 12.
brain: No, it'll suck to see the ending without reading the manga!
me: I'll just read up to where we are now. *Reads up to that point, next page shows what the beginning of next episode will be* Oops.
brain: There's like nothing else to do. Keep going!
me: *Continues* ..... Yeeees. ovO *Gets all the way through chapter 30* Whoa. :I

>:(

Quote from: Sea Foam on 2012 Jul 10, 21:53:52

Spoiler: show

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Spoiler: show

(http://us14.memecdn.com/sometimes-i-just-hate-my-brain_o_381515.jpg)

>:(

haha, here have my thumbs!

Me: *In bed about to sleep*
Brain: HAY remember that show about ghosts we just watched that scream in your face when you open your eyes?
Me:  >A< NEVER OPEN EYES AGAIN!

My Life

Me: Yeah! Gonna get good at *insert activity here*
Brain: Alright. that's cool.

*next week*

Me: Better get practicing *insert same activity*
Brain: nah. that's boring. go play this instead.
Me: ugh...

repeat this process into infinity.

Quote from: snarfgsnor on 2012 Jul 10, 21:57:52

Quote from: Sea Foam on 2012 Jul 10, 21:53:52

Spoiler: show

(http://us6.memecdn.com/scumbag-brain_o_334135.jpg)

Spoiler: show

(http://us14.memecdn.com/sometimes-i-just-hate-my-brain_o_381515.jpg)

>:(

haha, here have my thumbs!

Brain: Take the thumbs.
Me: No, he might need them, it would be rude.
Brain: Do it now!
Me: I'm not listening.
Brain: I SAID NOW!
Me:  :'(  Don't yell.
Brain: FOOL!
Me:I'm sorry.

                        [move=6] And that's how Equestria was made.                                 I swear. ovO[/move]

Do you... *Holds up someone's pinky* Pinkie Swear? ovO

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Jul 10, 22:47:48
Do you... *Holds up someone's pinky* Pinkie Swear? ovO

If I did, bad things would most likely happen.  :I

All I know is that my mind likes to wander off thinking about something when I'm really trying to get a paper done or trying to read on a bus.

me: Hmm, what should I do? Isn't there a list of stuff for me to do whenever I'm bored?
brain: ____________
me: .... I'm drawing a blank.
brain: ovO

Me: Time to do something important! Yeah!
Brain: *dial up tone*
Me: um....
Brain: *Beep* *Beep*
Me: You ok?
Brain: [Installing update 1 of 12]
Me: My brain can update?
Brain: *windows error followed by shutdown*
Me: Whats going on up there...
Brain: *Bluescreen*
Me: MY EYES!!!!!!!!

Lately, when Saturday comes
me: Yay, it's anime night! New Bleach and new Deadman Wonderland!
brain: *Mental picture of Senji from Deadman Wonderland*
me: *Drooool*

*alarm wakes me up*
Me: Ugh... 6am already? Time to get up I guess...
Brain: No, I'm too sleepy! Go back to sleep!
Me: ... *goes back to sleep*

these trolling brains xD

Me: I'm gonna go draw some awesome stuff.
Brain: LOL NO. GO ON YOUTUBE AND WATCH MORE Therunawayguys EPISODES LOL.
Me: *Watches then I forget to draw*

*wakes up on a weekend*
Me: I wanna draw something today.
Brain: Hey, there should be a new chuggaaconroy episode out! And check the forums, too!
Me: *watches new episode and checks forums, forgets completely about drawing*
------
*end of the day...*
Me: Today was really nice, though I feel like I forgot something...
Brain: No you didn't, just go to bed ovO

Quote from: Tiger on 2012 Jul 11, 04:44:25
*wakes up on a weekend*
Me: I wanna draw something today.
Brain: Hey, there should be a new chuggaaconroy episode out! And check the forums, too!
Me: *watches new episode and checks forums, forgets completely about drawing*
------
*end of the day...*
Me: Today was really nice, though I feel like I forgot something...
Brain: No you didn't, just go to bed ovO

^
Exactly this. But the Therunawayguys are another one I watch too. Its Chuggaconroy, Nintendocaprisun, and Protonjon.
THE FUN HAS BEEN TRIPLED.

me: Hmm, I should watch the rest of Soul Eater and get started on the manga.
brain: Yep, but do other stuff first, save the best for last.
me: Oh, what about Legend of Korra?
brain: Yeah, but you should do other stuff first, like check on the forums and watch Youtube videos!
me: Ok.
*Later on, Toonami comes back*
me: *Sees Deadman Wonderland on the listing* Huh, I've actually been thinking about checking out Deadman Wonderland.
*Now*
me: Oh yeah. I'm still supposed to watch Legend of Korra and finish Soul Eater.
brain: NO. I'm too full of Deadman. ovO I'm happy this way.

When I'm in class...

Brain: Hey, remember that embarrassing moment 10 years ago?
Me: No
Brain: Now you do
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/avatar_6feb8634e3d0_128.png)
Me: (http://fuuu.us/46.png)

Quote from: Darkangel on 2012 Jul 11, 04:48:33

Quote from: Tiger on 2012 Jul 11, 04:44:25
*wakes up on a weekend*
Me: I wanna draw something today.
Brain: Hey, there should be a new chuggaaconroy episode out! And check the forums, too!
Me: *watches new episode and checks forums, forgets completely about drawing*
------
*end of the day...*
Me: Today was really nice, though I feel like I forgot something...
Brain: No you didn't, just go to bed ovO

^
Exactly this. But the Therunawayguys are another one I watch too. Its Chuggaconroy, Nintendocaprisun, and Protonjon.
THE FUN HAS BEEN TRIPLED.

Yeah, I also watch TRG, but I already watched all their videos up to date. Waiting for new video of Kirby's return to dreamland ovO

Quote from: Tiger on 2012 Jul 11, 08:35:43

Quote from: Darkangel on 2012 Jul 11, 04:48:33

Quote from: Tiger on 2012 Jul 11, 04:44:25
*wakes up on a weekend*
Me: I wanna draw something today.
Brain: Hey, there should be a new chuggaaconroy episode out! And check the forums, too!
Me: *watches new episode and checks forums, forgets completely about drawing*
------
*end of the day...*
Me: Today was really nice, though I feel like I forgot something...
Brain: No you didn't, just go to bed ovO

^
Exactly this. But the Therunawayguys are another one I watch too. Its Chuggaconroy, Nintendocaprisun, and Protonjon.
THE FUN HAS BEEN TRIPLED.

Yeah, I also watch TRG, but I already watched all their videos up to date. Waiting for new video of Kirby's return to dreamland ovO

...
You can read my mind.

Quote from: Darkangel on 2012 Jul 11, 08:37:31

Quote from: Tiger on 2012 Jul 11, 08:35:43

Quote from: Darkangel on 2012 Jul 11, 04:48:33

Quote from: Tiger on 2012 Jul 11, 04:44:25
*wakes up on a weekend*
Me: I wanna draw something today.
Brain: Hey, there should be a new chuggaaconroy episode out! And check the forums, too!
Me: *watches new episode and checks forums, forgets completely about drawing*
------
*end of the day...*
Me: Today was really nice, though I feel like I forgot something...
Brain: No you didn't, just go to bed ovO

^
Exactly this. But the Therunawayguys are another one I watch too. Its Chuggaconroy, Nintendocaprisun, and Protonjon.
THE FUN HAS BEEN TRIPLED.

Yeah, I also watch TRG, but I already watched all their videos up to date. Waiting for new video of Kirby's return to dreamland ovO

...
You can read my mind.

I'M A MIND READER ovO

Brain: Now you're mixing English words with Finnish words.
Me: *Something I can't remember anymore* neljäkymmentä-five
(Neljäkymmentä = 40)

Quote from: Tiger on 2012 Jul 11, 08:40:01

Quote from: Darkangel on 2012 Jul 11, 08:37:31

Quote from: Tiger on 2012 Jul 11, 08:35:43

Quote from: Darkangel on 2012 Jul 11, 04:48:33

Quote from: Tiger on 2012 Jul 11, 04:44:25
*wakes up on a weekend*
Me: I wanna draw something today.
Brain: Hey, there should be a new chuggaaconroy episode out! And check the forums, too!
Me: *watches new episode and checks forums, forgets completely about drawing*
------
*end of the day...*
Me: Today was really nice, though I feel like I forgot something...
Brain: No you didn't, just go to bed ovO

^
Exactly this. But the Therunawayguys are another one I watch too. Its Chuggaconroy, Nintendocaprisun, and Protonjon.
THE FUN HAS BEEN TRIPLED.

Yeah, I also watch TRG, but I already watched all their videos up to date. Waiting for new video of Kirby's return to dreamland ovO

...
You can read my mind.

I'M A MIND READER ovO

TEACH ME THE WAYS OF THE MIND READER! ovO

To not get TOO off-topic:
Me:*Has a password for some game*
Brain: LOL TOO MUCH MEMORY. DELETE PASSWORD. LOL
Me: Hey... what's the password again...

me: *Types in a password*
brain: Password.
me: Mindreaders can't steal my passwords. B)

Me: K, it's 4:00 AM, what about goint to sleep?
Brain: uMad? It's early.
Me: okay  :(
*1 hour later*
Me: OMFG! It's 5 am and there is the dawn out there!
Brain: *Already sleeping*
*ext day*
Me: oh Gosh, i'm worse than a zombie...  DD:
Brain: ...  ovO ovO ovO

Brain: ok go get some cerial
Me: ok
Brain: now for no reason put the cerial in the fridge and walk away
Me ok
*few seconds later after doing it*
Me: wait...

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Jul 11, 22:30:05
Brain: ok go get some cerial
Me: ok
Brain: now for no reason put the cerial in the fridge and walk away
Me ok
*few seconds later after doing it*
Me: wait...

me: I need a spoon.
brain: It's in the fridge.
me: Ok. *Opens the fridge* Wait. What?

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Jul 11, 22:39:37

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Jul 11, 22:30:05
Brain: ok go get some cerial
Me: ok
Brain: now for no reason put the cerial in the fridge and walk away
Me ok
*few seconds later after doing it*
Me: wait...

me: I need a spoon.
brain: It's in the fridge.
me: Ok. *Opens the fridge* Wait. What?

That happens a lot.

Brain: Put the trash bags in the fridge.
Me: Ok... wait.

Quote from: Crystal Chaos on 2012 Jul 11, 22:41:04

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Jul 11, 22:39:37

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Jul 11, 22:30:05
Brain: ok go get some cerial
Me: ok
Brain: now for no reason put the cerial in the fridge and walk away
Me ok
*few seconds later after doing it*
Me: wait...

me: I need a spoon.
brain: It's in the fridge.
me: Ok. *Opens the fridge* Wait. What?

That happens a lot.

Brain: Put the trash bags in the fridge.
Me: Ok... wait.

Why is everything supposedly in the fridge?! >:O

me: Yay, I have chocolate!
brain: Nah, you don't want chocolate right now.

brain: Oh man, chocolate would be so awesome right now.
me: But I don't have any. :'(

Me: I'm hungry.
Brain: Check the fridge.
Me: Okay. *Checks fridge*  Nope, nothing.
Brain: Check the closet.
Me: Okay. *Checks closet* Nope, nothing.
Brain: Check the fridge.
Me: Okay. *Checks fridge again* Nope, nothing.
Brain: Check the closet.
Me: Oka- WAIT!
Brain: Problem?

Quote from: Sea Foam on 2012 Jul 11, 22:52:04
Me: I'm hungry.
Brain: Check the fridge.
Me: Okay. *Checks fridge*  Nope, nothing.
Brain: Check the closet.
Me: Okay. *Checks closet* Nope, nothing.
Brain: Check the fridge.
Me: Okay. *Checks fridge again* Nope, nothing.
Brain: Check the closet.
Me: Oka- WAIT!
Brain: Problem?

This. Except I walk around the whole kitchen, looking through the cabinets too, etc etc.

Me: what is today
BRAIN: monday
Me: gets to school, no one is there
Brain: WAIT I REMEMBER ITS SATURDAY
Me: oh... thanks for remembering...
Brain: no problem

Brain: ERMEGERD YOU MISSED THE NEWEST MLP EPISODE!!!
Me: Noooo! *Checks MLP wikia*
Brain: We're in-between seasons, silly filly!

Me: My crush is right there. It's the perfect chance to talk to her.
Brain: Yeah, you should strike up a conversation.
Me: Okay *Walks up to crush*
Brain: LOLnope, wuss out last second
Me: Okay  :c *Awkwardly turns around mid-walk and walks away*

Me: I think I just heard a noise.
Brain: Bug. eeyup, definitely a bug.
Me: But it didn't sound like a-
Brain: I SAID BUG, NOW PANIC!
Me: >A<

Quote from: Sea Foam on 2012 Jul 11, 23:19:47
Me: I think I just heard a noise.
Brain: Bug. eeyup, definitely a bug.
Me: But it didn't sound like a-
Brain: I SAID BUG, NOW PANIC!
Me: >A<

same with me... but then i find out its my tarantula on ma face and im like ^3^

Brain: What if there are people who can read your mind?
Me: That's impossible.
Brain: Bet they are listening to this conversation now.
Me: No, no, no...
... Dear god, they know what I'm thinking, they're laughing with me.
Brain: That's just silly, mind readers do not exist.
Me: but there is a chance there might be, they know everything...
Brain: Now you are just being paranoid.
Me: Oh no, now they will think I am paranoid...
[Insert some song] They can't read it now, La la la...

Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Jul 12, 17:27:52
Brain: What if there are people who can read your mind?
Me: That's impossible.
Brain: Bet they are listening to this conversation now.
Me: No, no, no...
... Dear god, they know what I'm thinking, they're laughing with me.
Brain: That's just silly, mind readers do not exist.
Me: but there is a chance there might be, they know everything...
Brain: Now you are just being paranoid.
Me: Oh no, now they will think I am paranoid...
[Insert some song] They can't read it now, La la la...

OMG YOU THINK JUST LIKE ME!

Me: Hi brain
Brain: shut up I am thinking
Me: If your thinking should I hear what your thinking?
Brain: No
Me: But you are a part of me
Brain: I don't care
Me: Okay
Brain: ...I just realized something
Me: What?
Brain: You are schizophrenic
Me: Really?
Brain: yes
Me: how can you tell?
Brain: you are talking to me
Me: But-
Brain: DON'T QUESTION ME!!!

*Wind blows through my window and hits my air*
Brain:ITS A BUG SWAT IT!!
*Hits self in the ear
Me: OW REALLY?!
Brain:Trolled!

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Jul 12, 18:00:26

Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Jul 12, 17:27:52
Brain: What if there are people who can read your mind?
Me: That's impossible.
Brain: Bet they are listening to this conversation now.
Me: No, no, no...
... Dear god, they know what I'm thinking, they're laughing with me.
Brain: That's just silly, mind readers do not exist.
Me: but there is a chance there might be, they know everything...
Brain: Now you are just being paranoid.
Me: Oh no, now they will think I am paranoid...
[Insert some song] They can't read it now, La la la...

OMG YOU THINK JUST LIKE ME!

Whenever I type my password for something, I think "Password" instead of what I'm typing. That way, if there are mind readers, they'll never know my password! ovO

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Jul 12, 22:33:11

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Jul 12, 18:00:26

Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Jul 12, 17:27:52
Brain: What if there are people who can read your mind?
Me: That's impossible.
Brain: Bet they are listening to this conversation now.
Me: No, no, no...
... Dear god, they know what I'm thinking, they're laughing with me.
Brain: That's just silly, mind readers do not exist.
Me: but there is a chance there might be, they know everything...
Brain: Now you are just being paranoid.
Me: Oh no, now they will think I am paranoid...
[Insert some song] They can't read it now, La la la...

OMG YOU THINK JUST LIKE ME!

Whenever I type my password for something, I think "Password" instead of what I'm typing. That way, if there are mind readers, they'll never know my password! ovO

I'm shocked that I'm not the only one who thinks this.  :I

Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Jul 12, 17:27:52
Brain: What if there are people who can read your mind?
Me: That's impossible.
Brain: Bet they are listening to this conversation now.
Me: No, no, no...
... Dear god, they know what I'm thinking, they're laughing with me.
Brain: That's just silly, mind readers do not exist.
Me: but there is a chance there might be, they know everything...
Brain: Now you are just being paranoid.
Me: Oh no, now they will think I am paranoid...
[Insert some song] They can't read it now, La la la...

This.

Me: Randomly scrolling through the interwebs
Brain: OH LOOK! Something scary, click it. NOW.
Me: *Click* *reads* *shivers*
Brain: OH LOOK! Suggestions and related articles
*several clicks later*
Me: *on creepypasta.com* Wait.. what was I looking up before?
brain: I dunno. OH! One more thing!
Me: What?
Brain: Don't turn around.
Me:  o_o

Brain: Check the news!
Me: *Checks the news* "Nothing..."
Brain: Scroll down. There might be something
Me: *Scrolls down and stares nothing*

Ten minutes later
Brain: Check the news!

Brain: ok everytime you try to put brain put bring then correct it and get really irritated
Me: ok... :(

me: *Reading this thread*
brain: Haha, that said brian.
me: *Checks* No, it says brain.
brain: You just typed brian when you meant to type brain.
me: *Checks* No, I typed brain.
brain: My name isn't Brian, y'know.
me: I KNOW! I typed brain!

[Edit]
*Title of a Youtube ad is "Brian Kingrey: Perfection"*
brain: Brain Kidney: Perfection.
me: Wh... what? *Checks it* Oh. What the hay, brain? :\

Brain: your hot turn on that fan
Me: *turns on fan*
Brain: DANG thats cold turn it off again
Me: *turns it off*
Brain: repeat steps 1-2 for the next hour

Brain:Hehehe..That looks dirty..
Me:Not it doesn't brain..
Brain:YES. YES IT DOES!
Me:..I hate you.
Brain:Here's an embarassing moment when you were 7! ovO
Me:OH GOD!*Falls over chair*

I HATE my brain so much. >:(

Me: *Trying to have a nice, tranquil sleep*
Brain: LOL, REMEMBER WHEN YOU ALMOST DROWNED!!11!one
Me: *twitch* 
Brain: Here, let me recall every moment of your near death experience!
Me: D:
Brain: No need to thank me.

*sleeping in the middle of the night*
Brain: Get up!
me: no...its 3 in the morning
Brain: GET UP OR I WILL PUNCH YOU!!!
me: ...you can't punch me your my brain
*punches in the face*
Me: OW!
brain: now get in that kitchen and make me a sandwich!
me: ...okay :c

me: remember it's just text, don't get upset over it, they're just doing their job...
brain: HEY, LET'S GO MAKE A RAGE THREAD!
me: no, brain, that's a bad idea, have to stay cool and logi-
brain: RAGE THREAD! RAGE THREAD!
me: brain, PLEASE shut up
brain: NO~
me: -.-

Apparently my post had a few, well lets just say ponies, who thought the same.


I wonder, if moderation would be a bit less based on morals would this thread be darker, disturbing even.
Well, if everypony thought the same it would not be disturbing, except when other read it of course...

me: follow directions, practice hard, and surely I will-
brain: PLAY TIME! PLAY TIME!
me: no, no, no! It's STUDY time, not-
brain: PLAAAAYYYYYYY~
me:  ono

Me: brain...
Brain: what do you want now?
Me: Do you ever get the feeling people are watching us?
Brain: no...why do you ask?
Me: It just feels like it
Brain: your paranoid
Me: No
Brain: Dude...you play Amnesia in the middle of the night with the lights off
Me: no...
Brain: now finish what your doing on the computer and go to bed
Me: Okay
Brain: wait...what are you writing?
Me: nothing
Brain: ARE YOU TYPING OUR WHOLE CONVERSATION
Me: ...no
Brain: YES YOU ARE! YOU JUST WROTE WHAT I JUST SAID!
Me: You have no proof
Brain: ...I guess your right :c
Me: ovO

Quote from: Dreadnaught 308 on 2012 Jul 14, 00:30:37
Me: brain...
Brain: what do you want now?
Me: Do you ever get the feeling people are watching us?
Brain: no...why do you ask?
Me: It just feels like it
Brain: your paranoid
Me: No
Brain: Dude...you play Amnesia in the middle of the night with the lights off
Me: no...
Brain: now finish what your doing on the computer and go to bed
Me: Okay
Brain: wait...what are you writing?
Me: nothing
Brain: ARE YOU TYPING OUR WHOLE CONVERSATION
Me: ...no
Brain: YES YOU ARE! YOU JUST WROTE WHAT I JUST SAID!
Me: You have no proof
Brain: ...I guess your right :c
Me: ovO

WIN!

Brain: Remember chocolate pie?
Me: YES its my favorite food ever!
Brain: not anymore : D
Me: NOOOOO

Me: I wanna post on this thread again  :D
Brain: No.
Me: Why?
Brain: You JUST posted like a day ago.
Me: Yeah. A DAY ago...
Brain: Wait for someone else to post
*several hours later*
Me: Whats new on the off topic thread?
Brain: Oh someone posted on that thread you wanted to post on earlier
Me: *click* Oh it was Madness.
Brain: Yes, it was... wait... press back.
Me: Why?
Brain: Press back now.
Me: No I wanna post
Brain: GO BACK
Me: No! I am GOING to post!
Brain: Make it quick, I think Madness might still be here... watching o_o
Me: Hay, thats not very nice.
Brain: HURRY UP AND POST
Me: Fine...

Brain: Remember that strawberry icecream?
Me: Yes?
Brain: The best icecream you've ever eaten. You remember that?
Me: Yes
Brain: The one you ate in Hungary? Remember?
Me: YES!
Brain: Well you can never eat it again.
Me: NOOO!!! D:

This has happened many times...

Quote from: Captain0Ron on 2012 Jul 14, 02:24:00
Me: I wanna post on this thread again  :D
Brain: No.
Me: Why?
Brain: You JUST posted like a day ago.
Me: Yeah. A DAY ago...
Brain: Wait for someone else to post
*several hours later*
Me: Whats new on the off topic thread?
Brain: Oh someone posted on that thread you wanted to post on earlier
Me: *click* Oh it was Madness.
Brain: Yes, it was... wait... press back.
Me: Why?
Brain: Press back now.
Me: No I wanna post
Brain: GO BACK
Me: No! I am GOING to post!
Brain: Make it quick, I think Madness might still be here... watching o_o
Me: Hay, thats not very nice.
Brain: HURRY UP AND POST
Me: Fine...

Me: Hay brain can you tell CaptainORon
Brain: ya
Me: be his brain for a second
Brain: he.... hehe....

brain: Man, you're reeeeallyyyy tiiiired.
me: Ok. *Goes to bed*
4 hours later
brain: Still awake. ovO
me: :l Guess I'll get back on the Internet.
brain: You're not gonna be awake at 11 tonight for Toonami.
me: :'( .... Wait. I have the willpower! And the coffee! B)
brain: What's Plan B?
me: Dubhappy.com. :c
brain: Ooh, speaking of which! Let's watch Legend of Korra!!
me: But I've been saying I'll read Pokemon Special manga--
brain: KORRA! >:O
me: >.< Ok. PokeSpe will be there later.

(By the way, it's like 4:30 AM here)

Brain: ok there is a ghost type enemy.... try grass moves
Me: what?
Brain: I MEAN Look Goku
Me: I think you need to be checked...

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Jul 14, 06:23:12
Brain: ok there is a ghost type enemy.... try grass moves
Me: what?
Brain: I MEAN Look Goku
Me: I think you need to be checked...

brain: *Pinkie's "Giggle at the Ghosties" song starts playing* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
me: o_O

my brain NEVER gives me good comebacks :P

I always have to be the shower before I can come up with the great ones.

 o_o
My... though process... I.. keep seeing things....
MAKE IT STOP D:

me: hungry, time to eat supp-
brain: FOOD IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR PONY!
me: food is necessary for proper physiologi-
brain: PONY! PONY! PONY!
me: but-
brain: POOOOONNNNNNYYYYYYY
me: :c

Me: God, I am bored.
Brain: Make an OC
Me: No. I have enough.
Brain: Do it, filly.
Me: No.
Brain: *Bunches of swears*
Me: OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!
Brain: Make an OC.
Me: No.
Brain: Here, have a DJ named DeadHor5
Me: Hmmm... mare or colt?
Brain: None. And it's a demon who hates itself.
Me: That's pretty much Skyler...
Brain: ALICORN!
Me: ERMEGERD! ALICORNS!
Brain: IT IS AN ALICORN!
Me: Yes! YES! NO! No alicorns!
Brain: Yes. It will look like a cookie.
Me: *Whimper* Fine...
Brain: Her cutiemark is a cookie that looks like a moon on a splash of milk.
Me:  :3
Brain: NO! I hate that.
Me:  Okay. :c
Brain: Her cm will be a half eaten cookie on a record on a splash of milk.
Me: I wub you.
Brain: But her parents abused her and tied up her wings, so she can't fly very well. She was going to be in a band with her best friend, but she dies.
Me:  D:
Brain:  ovO

written speech: Good afternoon, everybody.
brain: Good afternoon, everybodyPONY
spoken speech: Good afternoon, everypony! ....
me: oh goodness did i just say that out loud
brain: oh goodnesscelestia
spoken speech: Oh Celestia, did I just say that out loud?
brain: ovO

....

Class reaction:  o_o

me: >A<

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Jul 14, 23:31:54
written speech: Good afternoon, everybody.
brain: Good afternoon, everybodyPONY
spoken speech: Good afternoon, everypony! ....
me: oh goodness did i just say that out loud
brain: oh goodnesscelestia
spoken speech: Oh Celestia, did I just say that out loud?
brain: ovO

....

Class reaction:  o_o

me: >A<

*walks into school friends walks up to me*
Brain: Hi everablony
Me: Hi everpony!
Friends:  lol
Me:  o.O

me: sleep time, have to rest well for tomor-
brain: MOAR PONI
me: but tomorrow's-
brain: PONY!!!
me: >A<

Brain:I'm so depressed..take a break from that LoE site for a week.
Me:Yeah...
*Next day*
Brain:Hey go check on LoE!
Me:YEAH!

..That's how my depression goes. =P

Brain: Hey, wasn't there something you were supposed to do?
Me: How should I know, you're supposed to keep track of that.
Brain: Uhhhh....
Me: Ugh, why do I even keep you around...  :l
Brain: Because you wouldn't be alive without me
Me: :c
Brain: Problem?

me: let's see, schedule requires X hours of homework and Y hours of study... that leaves me one hour of pon-
brain: ALL TEH PONIZ!
me: but I need to allocate time for-
brain:  :l
me:  :(
brain: PONY.
me: ....maybe five more minutes won't hurt...
brain: ovO

Me: *Reads sign*
Brain: "Ice cold beer sounds good right now." You do not want the beer.  ovO
Me: Precisely.
Brain: But you're supposed to fight me. (http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRY8smd06xHOLddSMhU2KT45pNBgK0ULEX3x9kyKOh95H9xPsNzw)
Me: I can't drink beer. I'm not old enough.
Brain: You're going to post this on LoE, aren't you?
Me: Eeyup.
Brain: (http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/a20384dd6a627be7f154c8c0c91802d9/102828%20-%20okay%20ponified_rageface%20reaction_face%20spike.jpg)

me: not sure if want....
brain: BUT IT FUNEH
me: doesn't mean it's...
brain:  :l
me: ...okay >.<
brain: ovO

Me: I should probably go to sleep.
Brain:  ovO
Me: Seriously, I need to-
Brain: ovO
Me: Come on I-
Brain:  ovO
Me: I-
Brain:  ovO
Me:  :l
Brain:  ovO
Me: ovO       

Me:WHY AM I SO DUMB?!?!!?
Brain:No you're not. You make A's when you actually TRY on your work.
Me:Shutup Brain!
Brain:I can't. ovO

me: let's see, it's nighttime, most ponies are asleep around here, and I'm watching a youtube vid about Lauren Faust....
brain: CHEER FOR HER!
me: but that will wake everypony-
brain: CHEER!!
me: but-
brain:  :l
me: ...woohoo >.<
brain:  ovO

Me: I'm too shy
Brain: LOL
Me: Stop laughing at me >.<
Brain: LOL
Me: Stop! >A<
Brain: LOL
Me: :'(
Brain: Aw your crying...
LOL
Me: D:

Brain: hay remember your best friend?
Me: ya
Brain: now you dont know his name right when they are walking right at you : D
Me:  DD:

Quote from: Crystal Chaos on 2012 Jul 14, 23:24:26

Spoiler: show

Me: God, I am bored.
Brain: Make an OC
Me: No. I have enough.
Brain: Do it, filly.
Me: No.
Brain: *Bunches of swears*
Me: OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!
Brain: Make an OC.
Me: No.
Brain: Here, have a DJ named DeadHor5
Me: Hmmm... mare or colt?
Brain: None. And it's a demon who hates itself.
Me: That's pretty much Skyler...
Brain: ALICORN!
Me: ERMEGERD! ALICORNS!
Brain: IT IS AN ALICORN!
Me: Yes! YES! NO! No alicorns!
Brain: Yes. It will look like a cookie.
Me: *Whimper* Fine...
Brain: Her cutiemark is a cookie that looks like a moon on a splash of milk.
Me: 
Brain: NO! I hate that.
Me:  Okay.
Brain: Her cm will be a half eaten cookie on a record on a splash of milk.
Me: I wub you.
Brain: But her parents abused her and tied up her wings, so she can't fly very well. She was going to be in a band with her best friend, but she dies.
Me: 
Brain: 

brain: Huh, here's a cool idea for an OC for our roleplay with Larry.
me: But I already have a lot of OCs. We both do.
brain: It could be a guy!
me: I have way too many guys. Need to make more girls to balance it out.
brain: And this could be his hair style. And here are some ideas for his personality!
me: Oooh. But. um. Girl.
brain: This wouldn't work well for a girl. The ability seems more like a guy's.
me: True... Alright, this time. But next time, I'll make a girl.
brain: Or we can make a girl counterpart.
me: TWINS! :3 Wait, what am I doing? Quit it.
brain: More personality, let's flesh 'em out. Add on to the ability.
me: But. But. ... Ok, it's too late. New OC. :')

me: analytical paper due, have to work on-
brain:  :l
me: ....fine, have it your way :c

Me: I should make a thread on how shy I am.

Brain: No, you're to shy

Me: But maybe other ponies could help me be less shy~

Brain: No, you're to shy.
Me: I guess your right :c

Brain: Haha, I win. Now go back to sitting in a corner.
Me: Okay :c

me: "According to the theory of Abraham Maslow, people behave according to-"
brain: PONIES
me: ...it's study time, not-
brain: WANT PONIES!
me: :'(

Me: *Glances at an unfinished drawing* I should finish that.
Brain: Hey look, a Retsupurae video you haven't seen yet!
Me: That's impossible, I've seen all of them.
Brain: Well I don't remember them.
Me: >:(  *clicks video*
Brain: That's right, relinquish your productivity.
Me: *watches video*    lol  Silly Mike Dawson, you can't win at ring toss!

Me: Brain...why can't I sleep?
Brain: you have insomnia
Me: How?
Brain: you keep playing Amnesia
Me:...so
Brain: that game causes insomnia
Me: but its fun
Brain: I don't care...stop playing it
Me: No
Brain: Fine don't cry to me if you see a brute
Me: Ha they aren't real
Brain: AHHHH A BRUTE!
Me: AHHHHHHHH
brain: ovO
Me: I hate you
Brain: =P

me: it's just a bunch of text on a piece of cardboard-
brain: COLLECTIBLE CARD OMC MUST BUY
me: but it's overpr-
brain: BUY! BUY!
me: >A<

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6prwh5iAb1rnb53yo1_400.gif)

Me: *on Neopets for 37 hours straight*
Brain:  :x
Me:  ovO *eye twitch*
Brain:  :l
Me:  ovO ovO ovO

me: a million updated topics...
brain: REPLY ALL
me: but that takes too much t-
brain: PONIES TAKE PRECEDENCE!
me: okay >.<

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Jul 15, 22:15:37
me: a million updated topics...
brain: REPLY ALL
me: but that takes too much t-
brain: PONIES TAKE PRECEDENCE!
me: okay >.<

Your brain is..mean.

Brain: .....Hey.
Me: AAAHHHHH I HAVE A TALKING BRAIN!!!!

Hehe, sorry, couldn't resist.

But seriously, here's the conversation that tends to go on between my brain and I a little too often for comfort lately:

Me: Alright!  Time to get to work on some writing!  I'm psyched, are you psyched, brain old buddy old pal?!
Brain: Yeah, I'm psyched!  I'm so psyched, I can't bring us to sit still long enough to write!
Me: ......Well crud.

This also applies to drawing, only with more self esteem issues thrown in a lot of the time  :'(

me: yes, my brain is-
brain: :l
me: ....very nice and kind and never says anything mean >.<

Oh yeah, here's a pretty weird one that happened recently.....

Me: *sitting in front of my laptop* Man I am bored.....
Brain: Open up the "JSPixely" Chrome app and draw a pixel art whale.
Me: Alright.  *does that* .....What the heck?!?

me: stay calm and proceed with caution-
brain: LEEERROOOYYYYY *jams finger on control* *wiped*
me: ....*sigh*

Friend: Hay whats up bro?
Brain: you know what to do...
Me: and so it begins...
Friend: O__O

Me: Yeah! Minecraft for teh Xbox! Yeah!

Brain: Survival is borrriiinnnngggggggg

Me: Shush, Im mining

Brain: Ughhhhhhh. When do I get my shotgun??
Me: Theres no shotguns in minecraft :l

Brain: Yes there is. You have a mod that adds guns.

Me: Thats on my PC and my friend wanted me to play the 360 version.

Brain: UGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me: Shush, Im in a cave, I need to be on full alert for m-

Brain: SHOOOTTTTGGUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

Creeper: Thatsssss some nice oressssss ya got there.

Me: Wha- Wait WAIT NO *boom*

Brain: This never would've happened if you had your shotgun...
Me: SHUTUP >:O

Brain: ovO
Me:Brain, I'm sane. Not insane. SO SHUTUP.
Brain: DD:
Me:Eenope
Brain:Sometimes I wish I wasn't your brain. :l
Me:LOL. Too bad. B)

Brain: and then... Pie...
Me: that... is not a good answer for this situation...
Brain: TELL THE COP NOW!

Other person: Bla bla bla cupcakes bla bla bla.
Me: Bla bla bla.
       Brain, what's wrong.
Brain: *Sniff*
Me: I know it's hard but you got to be stro-
Brain: SHE WAS INNOCENT!!! SHE DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE LIKE THAT!!!
Me: Please try to calm yourse-
Brain: NO, SHE WAS HER FRIEND!!!
Me: Don't you think I know that, I was there too, I read everything!
       But at least I try to move on, you're trapped in the past.
Brain: Ok, but it's hard.
Me: We will get through this, together.
Other Person: Dude, is something wrong, your just staring, it's creepy.
Me: No everything is fine... yes fine.
Brain: I still blame you.
Me: We were both interested.
Brain: Maybe, but who put Pleasure To Kill (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tppFlCD2Bqk) on...

Am I the only one who never read that evil, evil fanfic?!?!  :I

Quote from: Giggle Tail on 2012 Jul 17, 13:28:04
Am I the only one who never read that evil, evil fanfic?!?!  :I

I haven't.

brain: Look, something's moving on the desk.
me: *Looks*
brain: IT'S A SPIDER!
me: AHH!
brain: Wait, it's just a bug.
me: Just a bug. *Flicks the bug* Stupid bug.

Me: Must....stop.....wasting time....on LoE forum....and actually work.....on writing.....

Brain: Yeah, yeah, eventually.

Me: .....You've been saying that since we got up this mor--

Brain: SHUT UP AND KEEP FORUM BROWSING.

Brain: do you feel that on your leg
Me: O__O
Brain: OMG ITS THE GRUDGE!
Me: ADIOFJAOIEO;AKH;OIE
Brain: no wait thats Herbert your spider  :)
Me: X_X *heart attack from grudge*

*random pain in chest*
Brain: That's it. The end is here.
Me: >A<

Quote from: Johannes on 2012 Jul 17, 14:02:47
*random pain in chest*
Brain: That's it. The end is here.
Me: >A<

I've had that one.  It stinks  >.<

Quote from: Giggle Tail on 2012 Jul 17, 14:07:03

Quote from: Johannes on 2012 Jul 17, 14:02:47
*random pain in chest*
Brain: That's it. The end is here.
Me: >A<

I've had that one.  It stinks  >.<

me: *gets up to fast and everything starts going dark from lack of blood to the brain*
Brain: ab... lesa poda... ainhdg... durrrrrrrr....
Me:  DD:

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Jul 17, 14:01:09
Brain: do you feel that on your leg
Me: O__O
Brain: OMG ITS THE GRUDGE!
Me: ADIOFJAOIEO;AKH;OIE
Brain: no wait thats Herbert your spider  :)
Me: X_X *heart attack from grudge*

A friend and I watched the Grudge once. We laughed through the whole movie. We named him Smee and the main girl Saucy Susan.... It the funniest movie I've ever seen.
-----------------

Me: Brain, I think it's time we go to be-

Brain: WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT... WE CAN FIND!

Me: Brain, I'm serious.

Brain: WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME LITTLE GIRL!

Me: Please, I'm tired.

Brain: ON THE MAGIC CARPET RIDE!

Me: Please stop singing!

Brain: WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT... WE CAN SEE!

Me: Brain!

Brain: WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR DREAMS TO ME!

Me: *sigh*  Fantasy will set you free.....

Quote from: Sea Foam on 2012 Jul 17, 14:20:30
Me: Brain, I think it's time we go to be-

Brain: WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT... WE CAN FIND!

Me: Brain, I'm serious.

Brain: WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME LITTLE GIRL!

Me: Please, I'm tired.

Brain: ON THE MAGIC CARPET RIDE!

Me: Please stop singing!

Brain: WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT... WE CAN SEE!

Me: Brain!

Brain: WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR DREAMS TO ME!

Me: *sigh*  Fantasy will set you free.....

Brain & Me: CLOSE YOUR EYES GIRL!
                   LOOK INSIDE GIRL!
                   LET THE SOUND TAKE YOU AWAY!

Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Jul 17, 14:57:09

Quote from: Sea Foam on 2012 Jul 17, 14:20:30
Me: Brain, I think it's time we go to be-

Brain: WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT... WE CAN FIND!

Me: Brain, I'm serious.

Brain: WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME LITTLE GIRL!

Me: Please, I'm tired.

Brain: ON THE MAGIC CARPET RIDE!

Me: Please stop singing!

Brain: WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT... WE CAN SEE!

Me: Brain!

Brain: WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR DREAMS TO ME!

Me: *sigh*  Fantasy will set you free.....

Brain & Me: CLOSE YOUR EYES GIRL!
                   LOOK INSIDE GIRL!
                   LET THE SOUND TAKE YOU AWAY!

me: essay due in three hou-
brain: MUST. SURF. LOE
me: we don't have TIME for th-
brain: MAKE TIME!!
me:  :c

Brain: Booooooorrrreed......

Me: Hey, I'm not a fan of homework either, but--

Brain: JUST TAKE A BREAK TO WEB SURF

Me: We just took a break a few minutes ag--

Brain: But I'm BOOOOOORRRREEEEEDD!!!!!

Me: *grumble* FINE  >:O

me: walking to school takes half an hour, so I should start in-
brain: JUST. FIVE. MORE. MINUTES. OF. PONY!!
me: there's no time, I'll be la-
brain: THEN RUN TO CLASS IN FIVE MINUTES!!!
me: that's impossi-
brain: MAKE IT POSSIBLE ovO
me: ono

Brain: Cinnamon challenge...
Me: OK
*later*
Me: brain.... i hate you sometimes...

Me: Time to go to sleep!
Brain: Hey! Have this awesome idea! You must draw it!
Me: I'm too tired...
Brain: Draw it!
Me: Okay...

Used to -
brain: Hey, here's a pretty cool creature. You should draw it.
me: I'm trying to sleep. I'll draw it tomorrow.
brain: Fiiine. *Keeps developing more detail*
*Next morning*
me: What was that creature I was gonna draw again?
brain: I forgot. ^-^

non-pony:

me: excessive eating can cause me to gain weight, I should-
brain: EAT FOOD!
me: but I don't want to be-
brain: GOOD FOOD! EAT MUCH!
me: no!
brain: YES
me: >.<

Brain: you think the pan is still hot?
Me:isnt that what your for?
Brain: maaaaybe...
Me:  :l

brain: hey, go touch the stove!
me: why would I ever do that?
brain: BECAUSE ovO
me: *touch* "YEEEOOOUCH!"
brain: *whistling* 0:)
me: >A<

Brain:  *Imagines drawing something*  There, do what I did just there
Me:  Okay!
Brain:  Um...
Me: ...
Brain: ...
Me: ...
Brain:  *Imagines drawing stickman* There, try that

Quote from: Cryoid on 2012 Jul 18, 23:38:43
Brain:  *Imagines drawing something*  There, do what I did just there
Me:  Okay!
Brain:  Um...
Me: ...
Brain: ...
Me: ...
Brain:  *Imagines drawing stickman* There, try that

Lol. :3 The brain actually has to learn through trial and error how to move every single little muscle in your hand to make what you want happen. That's why children start out with terrible handwriting that develops and gets better as they practice. Their brain doesn't know how to move each muscle in the hand to accurately make the shapes of the letters yet.

The more you knowww!

hmm... so if I wanted to... I could try writing with my feet? ovO

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Jul 18, 23:41:45

Quote from: Cryoid on 2012 Jul 18, 23:38:43
Brain:  *Imagines drawing something*  There, do what I did just there
Me:  Okay!
Brain:  Um...
Me: ...
Brain: ...
Me: ...
Brain:  *Imagines drawing stickman* There, try that

Lol. :3 The brain actually has to learn through trial and error how to move every single little muscle in your hand to make what you want happen. That's why children start out with terrible handwriting that develops and gets better as they practice. Their brain doesn't know how to move each muscle in the hand to accurately make the shapes of the letters yet.

The more you knowww!

Brain:  I told you you were wrong  ^-^
Me: ...

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Jul 18, 23:15:03
non-pony:

me: excessive eating can cause me to gain weight, I should-
brain: EAT FOOD!
me: but I don't want to be-
brain: GOOD FOOD! EAT MUCH!
me: no!
brain: YES
me: >.<

I might be a little late here, but I love the way your brain talks. I wish mine used awesome wording like that too...  :')

Brain: Imagine Astor in anthro style
Me: Um, okay.
Brain: *Human Astor but doing creepy stuff*
Me: Why must YOU be my brain?!  DD:

Quote from: lurk852 on 2012 Jul 19, 00:31:06

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Jul 18, 23:15:03
non-pony:

me: excessive eating can cause me to gain weight, I should-
brain: EAT FOOD!
me: but I don't want to be-
brain: GOOD FOOD! EAT MUCH!
me: no!
brain: YES
me: >.<

I might be a little late here, but I love the way your brain talks. I wish mine used awesome wording like that too...  :')

x3 thanks?

Brain:  ovO
Me: (http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u426/Ydjm/YdjmSmileys/LoM.png)

Quote from: Crystal Chaos on 2012 Jul 19, 00:34:25
Brain: Imagine Astor in anthro style
Me: Um, okay.
Brain: *Human Astor but doing creepy stuff*
Me: Why must YOU be my brain?!  DD:

Brain:Imagine human Mheetu!
Me:Er..okay?
Brain:*Human Mheetu but dancing and albino*''LIKE A BOSS.''
Me:*Thumbs up* lol

Brain: Quickly! Do thi-
Me: NO!
Brain: I...
Me: No.
Brain: But-
Me: No and stbu before I hit you.
Brain:  :c
Me:  ovO

me: I wish I had Crystal's br-
brain: ME GOOD
me: uh..
brain: YES?
me: >.<

Brain:All these brains are kinda abusive huh?
Me:Yep..
Brain:Wanna draw something?
Me:Nah tired.
Brain:Yeah. Me too..*Goes to sleep*
Me:*Still awake*Wut. o_o

me: my brain is like-
brain: AN ANGEL
me: ...actually, Angel would describe you-
brain: ovO
me: ...perfectly >.<

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Jul 19, 01:19:18
me: my brain is like-
brain: AN ANGEL
me: ...actually, Angel would describe you-
brain: ovO
me: ...perfectly >.<

If you were talking about Angel bunny, however...   ovO

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Jul 19, 01:01:17
me: I wish I had Crystal's br-
brain: ME GOOD
me: uh..
brain: YES?
me: >.<

YES. IS GOOD BRAIN

Brain: Cheep!
Me: Huh?
Brain:  Cheep Cheep!
Me: Huh????
Brain: You must be hearing things
Me:  o_o

Me: Okay brain, time to do some homework
Brain: But I'm not done imagining!  ono  :'(
Me: Fine, a few more mintutes.
*Five hours later*
Brain: Oh geez, we need to do our homework
Me: LATER.  ovO

Quote from: Flamestriker on 2012 Jul 19, 05:46:36
Me: Okay brain, time to do some homework
Brain: But I'm not done imagining!  ono  :'(
Me: Fine, a few more mintutes.
*Five hours later*
Brain: Oh geez, we need to do our homework
Me: LATER.  ovO

Me: we need to get some work done brai-
Brain: OMG ITS ATTACKING
Me: WHAT!?!?!
Brain: IT
Me: AAAAAAHHHH
Brain: that should hold him off for a bit  ovO now into my imagination world

As you notice, my brain is like a 5 year old girl in that phase of life that it wants to do whatever it wants.

Me: I need sleep...
Brain: But.... ponies....  D:
Me: I know.... okay, I have a little more time....
*One day later*
Me: *Passed out on keyboard*
Brain:  ovO

I was surfing forums before bed last night.
All I dreamed about was surfing forums.
me: o.O That was the most boring dream ever.
brain: ovO Forums forums forums forums forums.

Me: Hey, hey brain. What are you thinking about.
Brain: No, not again. It is friday and you are sitting at home, again.
Me: But the bars are to far, how will I get safely home...
Brain: You know that's not a problem, you are just being lazy.
          You could be meeting friends, talk to the person you love...
Me: But I want a intelligent conversation, I need you for that.
Brain: No buts, give me one good reason you are still here.
Me: I you don't behave, I will lobotomise myself.
      If I can't have you no one can.
...
Brain: So what are you thinking about.

Me:Time to go to bed *hops on bed*
Brain:This bed is a rock its not relaxing at all you can't sleep on it!
Me:*After hours trying to sleep I finally sleep then  wake up*Time to get up.
Brain:Best.Bed.Ever I could sleep on it for the rest of my life its a feather.

Me: I'm hungry...
Brain: CAAAAAAAAAAKE
Me: No, brain, you know what happens to you when I eat cake..
Brain: CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CA-
Me:  :l Cake it is..
*one cake later*
Me: Oi, I'm stuffed.  :x
Brain: *explooooooooooode*

The cake is a lie.
(I shall never stop using that.  lol )

Me:Need to finish this...
Brain:I am sleepy.Let's go to the bed and lie down.
Me:But it's only midnight!
Brain:I don't care I wanna sleep!
Me:Okay...  >.<

Quote from: Night Pony on 2012 Jul 19, 17:00:03
The cake is a lie.
(I shall never stop using that.  lol )

Me:Need to finish this...
Brain:I am sleepy.Let's go to the bed and lie down.
Me:But it's only midnight!
Brain:I don't care I wanna sleep!
Me;Okay...  >.<

Neither shall I.....

And only midnight?!?!  In the rare cases I stay up that late, I'm always ready to go to bed  o_o

Quote from: Giggle Tail on 2012 Jul 19, 17:01:33

Quote from: Night Pony on 2012 Jul 19, 17:00:03
The cake is a lie.
(I shall never stop using that.  lol )

Me:Need to finish this...
Brain:I am sleepy.Let's go to the bed and lie down.
Me:But it's only midnight!
Brain:I don't care I wanna sleep!
Me;Okay...  >.<

Neither shall I.....

And only midnight?!?!  In the rare cases I stay up that late, I'm always ready to go to bed  o_o

During school i go to sleep at midnight.When i don't have school i stay up as much as i like(though often it ranges from 1:00 to 2:00 AM)

me: yay~ calculus class done-
brain: PONY TIME FOREVER!!!
me: >.<

Me: -types about my brain-
Brain: AAA13! You were typing about me on LoE! >:O
Me: No I wasn't! :/
Brain: Yes you were! You still are! Your typing this conversation!
Me: No I'm not! -continues to type conversation on LoE-
Brain: Hah! Caught you red handed! Now type how stupid you are and how lost you'd be without me.
Me: NEVAR BRIAN!
Brain: HEY YOU TYPED BRIAN!
Me: TOO BAD I HATE YOU!
Brain: :'(
Me: Its not gonna work Brian! ovO
Brain: o.O
Me: I have defeated Brian at last! ovO ovO ovO -dances- -continues typing on LoE-
Brain: >.< Why did I have to be her brain?!?

me: must be more assert-
brain: ovO
me: ...yes brain >.<

Quote from: Night Pony on 2012 Jul 19, 17:03:19

Quote from: Giggle Tail on 2012 Jul 19, 17:01:33

Quote from: Night Pony on 2012 Jul 19, 17:00:03
The cake is a lie.
(I shall never stop using that.  lol )

Me:Need to finish this...
Brain:I am sleepy.Let's go to the bed and lie down.
Me:But it's only midnight!
Brain:I don't care I wanna sleep!
Me;Okay...  >.<

Neither shall I.....

And only midnight?!?!  In the rare cases I stay up that late, I'm always ready to go to bed  o_o

During school i go to sleep at midnight.When i don't have school i stay up as much as i like(though often it ranges from 1:00 to 2:00 AM)

I've stayed up to 4 AM and even 5 AM before. I try not to stay up to 6 or 7 because it seems harder to fall asleep when the sun starts rising.

*Me with a person I don't want to tell i'm a brony yet.*
Person:Hahahah.
Brain:He laughs like pinkie pie TELL HIM.
Me:Um....Nice laugh pie.
Person:What?
Me:Um....I said Nice laugh.I like pie?
Person:Umm...Okaaay.
Brain:REMINDS ME OF FLUTTERSHY MUST COMMENT ABOUT IT!
And so on.

Quote from: Blues-Music on 2012 Jul 19, 20:30:36
*Me with a person I don't want to tell i'm a brony yet.*
Person:Hahahah.
Brain:He laughs like pinkie pie TELL HIM.
Me:Um....Nice laugh pie.
Person:What?
Me:Um....I said Nice laugh.I like pie?
Person:Umm...Okaaay.
Brain:REMINDS ME OF FLUTTERSHY MUST COMMENT ABOUT IT!
And so on.

lol lol

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Jul 19, 18:03:39
me: yay~ calculus class done-
brain: PONY TIME FOREVER!!!
me: >.<

My reply to that is: Your brain is cooler than mine even if its crazy-er. :)
Brain: HEY I HEARD THAT! ovO
Me: SHUT UP BRIAN! ovO ovO ovO
Brain: o_O Ok then...
-backing away slowly then realises its my brain and can never escape-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :I

Brain: and then... pie...
Me: sometimes... I dream about... cheese..
Brain: what is WRONG with you?!?!

*Talking to the one girl I've got a crush on*

Brain: Quick, say somthing smart!
Me: What?  I don't know!
Brain: Tell her about your plans for world domination!
Me: What plans?
Brain: THE plans!
Friend:  "Something on your mind?"
Me:  "Um... Narf!"

Why does everypony listen to their brains so often, you need to regain control of your own life.
It is you who taught your brain to be smart, so you must be smarter than it.
Talk to it and be assertive. Do what you want to do or have to do and use your brain instead of letting it use you.
And if that doesn't work threaten it, take a small hammer and every time your brain acts crazy again give your brain a pedagogic tap.
It will not like it and it will get fussy, but when it does that, tell him it hurts you more than it hurts him.

Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Jul 20, 02:14:22
Why does everypony listen to their brains so often, you need to regain control of your own life.
It is you who taught your brain to be smart, so you must be smarter than it.
Talk to it and be assertive. Do what you want to do or have to do and use your brain instead of letting it use you.
And if that doesn't work threaten it, take a small hammer and every time your brain acts crazy again give your brain a pedagogic tap.
It will not like it and it will get fussy, but when it does that, tell him it hurts you more than it hurts him.

I cant be assertive. :'(

i listen to my brain because-
brain: ovO
um, brain is very nice and kind >.<

Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Jul 20, 02:14:22
Why does everypony listen to their brains so often, you need to regain control of your own life.
It is you who taught your brain to be smart, so you must be smarter than it.
Talk to it and be assertive. Do what you want to do or have to do and use your brain instead of letting it use you.
And if that doesn't work threaten it, take a small hammer and every time your brain acts crazy again give your brain a pedagogic tap.
It will not like it and it will get fussy, but when it does that, tell him it hurts you more than it hurts him.

Brain: He is an obstacle to our plans.  Destroy him now!

Me: Shut up, brain.

Brain: Okay  >.<

me: assertiveness is a-
brain: LIE
me: it is?
brain: YES, PONIES.
me: ...whatever you say >.<

me: I have no idea what's going on.
brain: ...
me: Brain?
brain: Huh? Sorry. We just woke up. I'm groggy.
me: There there. =P

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Jul 20, 12:04:33
me: I have no idea what's going on.
brain: ...
me: Brain?
brain: Huh? Sorry. We just woke up. I'm groggy.
me: There there. =P

^Relatable.  x3

Me: Wait... where are we going?
Brain: I dont know
Me:WHAT do you mean you dont know!?!
Brain: I thought you did...

brain: *Contemplating*
me: *Gets to class*
brain: Wait. What the hay? When did we get here?
me: ... I don't know.
brain: I don't even remember the walk here. o_o

And that's one reason I'm afraid to drive. I zone out sometimes, and I imagine it's harder to autopilot in a car than walking.

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Jul 20, 12:51:08
brain: *Contemplating*
me: *Gets to class*
brain: Wait. What the hay? When did we get here?
me: ... I don't know.
brain: I don't even remember the walk here. o_o

And that's one reason I'm afraid to drive. I zone out sometimes, and I imagine it's harder to autopilot in a car than walking.

Again....relatable.

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Jul 20, 12:49:07
Me: Wait... where are we going?
Brain: I dont know
Me:WHAT do you mean you dont know!?!
Brain: I thought you did...

Your brain really needs to step up and start thinking for himself... HAHA!  I laugh at my own puns :3

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Jul 20, 12:51:08
brain: *Contemplating*
me: *Gets to class*
brain: Wait. What the hay? When did we get here?
me: ... I don't know.
brain: I don't even remember the walk here. o_o

And that's one reason I'm afraid to drive. I zone out sometimes, and I imagine it's harder to autopilot in a car than walking.

As someone who's 21 and still learning to drive, I can tell you that it's not quite as bad as you might think.  Between the higher stakes and the instructor constantly telling you what to do, it's surprisingly easy to avoid screwing up just out of instinct.  I've actually done a lot of my best work when I haven't been completely focused (though I never tell my instructor that, of course  :P)

Quote from: Giggle Tail on 2012 Jul 20, 13:26:06

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Jul 20, 12:51:08
brain: *Contemplating*
me: *Gets to class*
brain: Wait. What the hay? When did we get here?
me: ... I don't know.
brain: I don't even remember the walk here. o_o

And that's one reason I'm afraid to drive. I zone out sometimes, and I imagine it's harder to autopilot in a car than walking.

As someone who's 21 and still learning to drive, I can tell you that it's not quite as bad as you might think.  Between the higher stakes and the instructor constantly telling you what to do, it's surprisingly easy to avoid screwing up just out of instinct.  I've actually done a lot of my best work when I haven't been completely focused (though I never tell my instructor that, of course  :P)

And besides if you are going to crash the instructor will stop you.One time I was going to crash because I didn't reacted to a car at all but I knew that my instructor will hit the brakes.And when the lessons are to their end you will want to get your license and drive alone.  :)

All true, though in the case of that "when the lessons are to their end" part I can only assume it is  :P

Quote from: Giggle Tail on 2012 Jul 20, 13:35:14
All true, though in the case of that "when the lessons are to their end" part I can only assume it is  :P

Unless you fail the test because a pedestrian is looking around on the sidewalk and hasn't even stepped on the road and then you have to take more lessons because they are mandatory.  >:O

Anyway, point is zoning out while walking doesn't mean you have anything to be afraid of while driving.  Your mindset while driving is going to be completely different from when you're walking.  Trust me.

Back on topic, here's basically the conversation between my brain and I now every time I hear a mention of cupcakes in MLP:

Me: *shudder* How is it I never even read that evil fanfic, and I still am slightly disturbed every time I hear mention of cupcakes now?!?!

Brain: Because somepony insisted on at least learning the plot of it, and then kept hearing subtle references to it from other bronies, remember?

Me: .....Oh yeah.  Darn my active social life on brony sites.

Brain: lets learn to drive!!!
Me: OK
*we learn how to actually drive at 14*
Brain: ok now we wait!
Me: till what?
Brain: you get a license at 18  ovO
Me: oh thanks for getting my hopes up...  :l

Me: Wow, these peoples brains are crazy, right Brian? ovO
Brain: Whatever you say, CRAZY GIRL!
Me: Hey, Brian, LETS GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND TRY TO FLY!
Brain: :I NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Me: -secretly brings a parachute- -jumps off cliff and laughs crazy-like-
Brain: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! D:
Me: -pulls parachute cord- WE'RE FLYING BRIAN!!!! ovO
Brain: WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN MADNESS'S BRAIN?!?  :') At least were alive.

me on msn: I woke up at like 10 AM.
friend: Well, I woke up at 6:30 AM, so.
me on msn: Oh.
brain: Tell him you're eating a beef hot dog.
me on msn: I'm eating a beef hot dog.
brain: "How're you?" *Top hat*
me on msn: How're you?
me: lol I'm feeling random tonight.
brain: ovO

Me: Wow, these people need to have better control over thier brains, right Brian?
Brain: Just dont respond, she'll go away...
Me: I SAID, RIGHT BRIAN???
Brain: >.< Yes AAA13
Me: Hmm... -drinks a slushy really fast-
Brain: BRAIN FREAZE!!! >A< DD: D:
Me: ovO

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Jul 20, 22:48:16
Me: Wow, these people need to have better control over thier brains, right Brian?
Brain: Just dont respond, she'll go away...
Me: I SAID, RIGHT BRIAN???
Brain: >.< Yes AAA13
Me: Hmm... -drinks a slushy really fast-
Brain: BRAIN FREAZE!!! >A< DD: D:
Me: ovO

Hahaha! Brain freeze!

Quote from: Cryoid on 2012 Jul 20, 23:20:01

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Jul 20, 22:48:16
Me: Wow, these people need to have better control over thier brains, right Brian?
Brain: Just dont respond, she'll go away...
Me: I SAID, RIGHT BRIAN???
Brain: >.< Yes AAA13
Me: Hmm... -drinks a slushy really fast-
Brain: BRAIN FREAZE!!! >A< DD: D:
Me: ovO

Hahaha! Brain freeze!

Me: Yup.
Brain: DD: D: :'( >A<

Brain:Man, I hate sour stuff.
Me:Well I love it.
Brain:I HATE IT.
Me:Don't do this brain.. :l
Brain:NEVAR! ovO
Me:*Sigh*I hate my brain so much..
Brain:Well I hate you too! >:O
Me: :l

Quote from: Sponk on 2012 Jul 20, 23:36:29
Brain:Man, I hate sour stuff.
Me:Well I love it.
Brain:I HATE IT.
Me:Don't do this brain.. :l
Brain:NEVAR! ovO
Me:*Sigh*I hate my brain so much..
Brain:Well I hate you too! >:O
Me: :l

Me: -to sponk- Hi sponk! Need some help with your brain? Call it Brian over and over till it gives up. It worked on Brian! Right Brian?
Brain: Yes AAA13.
Me: Good Brian! ovO Now we will makes a samich out of sour gummy bears.
Brain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not sour gummy bears!
Me: SOUR GUMMY BEARS GOOD BRIAN!
Brain: >A<

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Jul 21, 00:06:25

Quote from: Sponk on 2012 Jul 20, 23:36:29
Brain:Man, I hate sour stuff.
Me:Well I love it.
Brain:I HATE IT.
Me:Don't do this brain.. :l
Brain:NEVAR! ovO
Me:*Sigh*I hate my brain so much..
Brain:Well I hate you too! >:O
Me: :l

Me: -to sponk- Hi sponk! Need some help with your brain? Call it Brian over and over till it gives up. It worked on Brian! Right Brian?
Brain: Yes AAA13.
Me: Good Brian! ovO Now we will makes a samich out of sour gummy bears.
Brain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not sour gummy bears!
Me: SOUR GUMMY BEARS GOOD BRIAN!
Brain: >A<

Whenever I call my brain Brain, I end up saying Narf by the end of the night

Brain:  ono
Me: ... D:

Me and my brain are on the same sad track right now.  :'(

Brain:YEAH! You're turning 13 soon dude!
Me:Yay! Finally I'll be a teenager! :3
Brain: ovO
Me:Do you think I'll grow a..moustache?! :D
Brain:You'll only be 13. That's kinda imposibble...
Me: ono

brain: I'm tired.
me: Just two more episodes.
brain: You haven't cleaned the litterboxes yet.
me: Yeah, yeah, I'll take care of those after these two episodes, then we'll go to bed.
brain: You still have two things recorded in the living room.
me: I'll watch those tomorrow. .... After chores. :c
brain: Stop thinking about stuff. I'm sleepy. Also, you're hungry.
me: NOOOOOO! I can't eat right before bed! I'll eat when I wake up!
brain: Get this over with. Sleeeeep. o_o
me: Ok. I understand.

Quote from: Pinkie Pie on 2012 Jul 21, 02:54:30
Brain:  ono
Me: ... D:

Me and my brain are on the same sad track right now.  :'(

Sorry to hear that, Pinkie  :'(

me: cousin is visiting, maybe I should play-
brain: MY LITTLE PONY
me: ...b-but-
brain: PONIFY EVERYTHING
me: okay >.<

cousin: I LOVE MLP FIM!!!
me: x3
brain: YA SEE?! ovO
me: >.<

Me: What should I buy...
Brain: PONIES.
Me: But-
Brain: PONIES.
Me: There's no ponies around-
Brain: I don't care! I want ponies!
Me:  :'(

Brain: Thats it! We're going to the psycyatrist. (or is that psycologist?)
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Psy-whatever: Hi AAA1-
Me: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS! -jumps out of 10 story window- ovO
Brain: AHHHHHHHH IM GONNA DIE WITH THIS FREAK! D:
Me: -somehow manages to survive unharmed but real cops come-
Brain:  o_O REAL COPS!
Me: -shoots cops with machinegun-
Brain: Where'd you get that from?!? :I
Me: ovO -squirts a random dudes eyes with spray cheese and runs away-
Random dude: ARRGH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T.V news guy: -to people watching news- A crazy girl killed all the cops in the world and sprayed a man with cheese today at the psy-whatever building. If you see her, run away, screaming like a little girl and waving your arms in the air.
Me: -bursts into T.V building- MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T.V news people: ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!! -run away-
Brain: I HATE MY LIFE!!! :'(

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Jul 21, 18:33:27
Brain: Thats it! We're going to the psycyatrist. (or is that psycologist?)
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Psy-whatever: Hi AAA1-
Me: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS! -jumps out of 10 story window- ovO
Brain: AHHHHHHHH IM GONNA DIE WITH THIS FREAK! D:
Me: -somehow manages to survive unharmed but real cops come-
Brain:  o_O REAL COPS!
Me: -shoots cops with machinegun-
Brain: Where'd you get that from?!? :I
Me: ovO -squirts a random dudes eyes with spray cheese and runs away-
Random dude: ARRGH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T.V news guy: -to people watching news- A crazy girl killed all the cops in the world and sprayed a man with cheese today at the psy-whatever building. If you see her, run away, screaming like a little girl and waving your arms in the air.
Me: -bursts into T.V building- MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T.V news people: ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!! -run away-
Brain: I HATE MY LIFE!!! :'(

And that's a chill day for you, right?  Mwahaha

Me: I should do my project.
Brain: PONIES!
Me: Haven't we had enough ponies today?
Brain: Okay... TF2!
Me: I really should do my project and homework and all that-
Brain: TF2 PONIES
Me: I don't even have that mod-
Brain: TEAM. FORTRESS. 2.
Me: ...Well, I suppose a few rounds wouldn't hurt much.
*2 hours later*
Brain: ovO
Me: ovO

Me: *Rping*
Pandora: *Plays perfect music*
Brain: You know that Pandora stalks you, right?
Me: You'd better stop before I trade you with AAA13's brain.
Brain: (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QM9C4MEQqrY/TnjcJSXNMNI/AAAAAAAAAJI/HAr5ZBCItEE/s1600/pinkie+do+not+want.png)

Me: ...
Brain: ...
Me: ...
Brain: Hey, why don't we-
Me: I'm not speaking to you.
Brain: okay.png

Quote from: Sea Foam on 2012 Jul 22, 01:28:17
Me: ...
Brain: ...
Me: ...
Brain: Hey, why don't we-
Me: I'm not speaking to you.
Brain: okay.png

Wish that was possible with me  :P

Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Jul 22, 01:31:00

Quote from: Sea Foam on 2012 Jul 22, 01:28:17
Me: ...
Brain: ...
Me: ...
Brain: Hey, why don't we-
Me: I'm not speaking to you.
Brain: okay.png

Wish that was possible with me  :P

Years of training and a wee bit of mental abuse.   ovO

Me: I should do my project now.
Brain: CHUGGA PIKMIN 2!
Me: I already watched that!
Brain: CHUGGA PIKMIN 2!!
Me: Fine, I'll off my laptop and do my paper homework!
Brain: THE CAT IS ASLEEP ON YOUR BAG THAT CONTAINS IT ovO
Me: ._.

Quote from: Bon Bon on 2012 Jul 21, 23:28:37
Me: *Rping*
Pandora: *Plays perfect music*
Brain: You know that Pandora stalks you, right?
Me: You'd better stop before I trade you with AAA13's brain.
Brain: (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QM9C4MEQqrY/TnjcJSXNMNI/AAAAAAAAAJI/HAr5ZBCItEE/s1600/pinkie+do+not+want.png)

Brain: YES PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS MANIAC! DD:
Me: -tries to spray your eyes with spray cheese-  ovO -sprays my besties eyes with spray cheese-
Friend:  >A< ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH MY EEEEEEYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -dies- 0:)
Brain:  :I
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ovO ovO ovO

me: Hmm.. Tired. I should probably go to sleep soon.
brain: Hungryyyyy.
me: Oh come on.
brain: Can't sleep while hungryyyy.
me: But I don't wanna go to bed right after eating.
brain: Then eat something and keep playing Skyrim 'til you pass out.
me: ... I. But.
brain: ovO
me: But...
brain: ovO
me: o_O
brain: ovO
me: ovO

Me: Ponies!
Brain: NO!  You spend all day of every day on that pony site, do something manly!
Me: Ponies....
Brain:  MANLY!
Me: Enough! Or I put you in a jar!
Brain: Ponies!  0:)

Brain: Do your homework.
Me: No.
Brain: There, we switched roles. Can we go back now?
Me: NO ovO

Brain: 4
Me: this is science...
Brain: OH YA.... Chuck Norris...
Me: OK!  ovO

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Jul 25, 15:02:32
Me:-walks into random shop brandishing machine gun- JOIN MY ARMY OR GIMMIE SOUR GUMMY BEARS AND YOU DONT DIE!!! ovO ovO ovO
Brain: SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: SHUT IT BRIAN!
Brain: >.< >A<
Me:-waits for either gummy bears or crazy peoples and still has machine gun-

Brain: Take the gun.
Me: Gladly. *Grabs gun and runs away with it*

Brain: Get your .22 rifle and END THIS!  >:O
Me: Oh yeah! *grabs mah .22 and runs at AAA13*

Brain: *Jumps out of head and walks towards AAA13, setting her brain free* LET'S DEFEAT THE TYRANT!!!!  >:O

Brain: *Jumps in, too*
Me: SURRENDER, TYRANT! *Assaults AAA13 with sour gummy bears*

Quote from: Bon Bon on 2012 Jul 26, 00:28:30
Brain: *Jumps in, too*
Me: SURRENDER, TYRANT! *Assaults AAA13 with sour gummy bears*

Me: -eats gummy bears-

Me: *Pets and feeds gummy bears*

me: b-but, gummy bears are-
brain: DELICIOUS
me: >.<
brain: YOU KNOW IT TRUE ovO
me: whatever you say... >.<

Brain: *Kicks AAA13's brain out and puts it in Magus' head*

me: nyan? >.<
brain: WAT DA-
AAA13's brain: ?
brain: OY DIS MAH SPOT
me: >.<
AAA13's brain: >.<
me: u-um, h-hi...
AAA13's brain: h-hello... :')
brain: OY, NO FRATERNIZING!!
me: okay~ >.<

AAA13, Bon Bon, The Wandering Magus, please keep on topic.

Also, AAA13 and Bon Bon, you should probably re-read Rule 7e.

Quote from: Remedy on 2012 Jul 26, 01:07:52
AAA13, Bon Bon, The Wandering Magus, please keep on topic.

Technically, they are talking about a silly brain...
So they are on-topic.

Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Jul 26, 13:30:20

Quote from: Remedy on 2012 Jul 26, 01:07:52
AAA13, Bon Bon, The Wandering Magus, please keep on topic.

Technically, they are talking about a silly brain...
So they are on-topic.

It was turning more into roleplay, in my opinion. The mods insist that roleplay is to be kept in the roleplay board and nowhere else.

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Jul 26, 23:59:57

Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Jul 26, 13:30:20

Quote from: Remedy on 2012 Jul 26, 01:07:52
AAA13, Bon Bon, The Wandering Magus, please keep on topic.

Technically, they are talking about a silly brain...
So they are on-topic.

It was turning more into roleplay, in my opinion. The mods insist that roleplay is to be kept in the roleplay board and nowhere else.

Me: Ah, that was the reason
Brain: No, don't admit the fact that you didn't realize what was really going on.
Me: Why?
Brain: Others will think you are an idiot.
Me: She was replying to me, I was just trying to socialize.
Brain: Shouldn't this be the other way around, I am the social one, not you.
Me: Will you be quiet, I'm trying to have a conversation over here.
Brain: Yes master...

Brain:I read his thoughts
Me: gooood... He... Hehe..
Brain: he is thinking no one can read thoughts and it's all in their head
Me: peerrrfeeeeect

Me:...
Brain: I hate you.
Me:...
Brain: Your not talking to me? Is that it???
Me:...
Brain: WHY WONT YOU TALK?!?
Me: -vomits-
Brain: :I Ok, I'm your brain, how did I not see that coming?!?

brain: Mysterious hooded man watches.
me: *Whispers* From a distance.
brain: Take a second too look awesome, time to go.
me: Walk in slow motion so you still look awesome.
brain: Guard just saw you and he's gonna shoot you.
me: But don't mind him, just keep looking awesome! That shadow will take care of him!!
brain: WHITE.
me: Guard says "Stop" just kill him with your awesome! The other got hit by an arrow, so you're good.
brain: PART THE RED SEA!!!
me: Hopefully those guards have good armor!
brain: No they don't! Maybe they do.
me: THEYYYY DOOOOOOON'T! Now act like you didn't do it.
brain: They're not buying it...
me: Target comes out of his shelter-- what am I doing?
brain: He's distracted by a feather. ovO *Keeps going while I talk*
me: Shh. Now I have to go watch the literal trailer again.

Brain:  Ponies, Ponies, Ponies!
Me: Swag
Brain: Ponies, Ponies, Ponies!
Me: Swag!
Brain: Ponies, Ponies, Ponies!
Me: Swag!
Friend: Something up?

Quote from: Cryoid on 2012 Jul 28, 02:55:35
Brain:  Ponies, Ponies, Ponies!
Me: Swag
Brain: Ponies, Ponies, Ponies!
Me: Swag!
Brain: Ponies, Ponies, Ponies!
Me: Swag!
Friend: Something up?

me: Reaganomics.
brain: Too much "Ponies Are For Manly Men of Manliness" page for you.
me: Admins Dashie and Pinkie. :3

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Jul 28, 00:49:38
brain: Mysterious hooded man watches.
me: *Whispers* From a distance.
brain: Take a second too look awesome, time to go.
me: Walk in slow motion so you still look awesome.
brain: Guard just saw you and he's gonna shoot you.
me: But don't mind him, just keep looking awesome! That shadow will take care of him!!
brain: WHITE.
me: Guard says "Stop" just kill him with your awesome! The other got hit by an arrow, so you're good.
brain: PART THE RED SEA!!!
me: Hopefully those guards have good armor!
brain: No they don't! Maybe they do.
me: THEYYYY DOOOOOOON'T! Now act like you didn't do it.
brain: They're not buying it...
me: Target comes out of his shelter-- what am I doing?
brain: He's distracted by a feather. ovO *Keeps going while I talk*
me: Shh. Now I have to go watch the literal trailer again.

Brain:*Plays music*
Me:*starts singing the lyrics*

Me: *eats ice-cream* :)
Brain: Ok, your eating it too- O: BRAIN FREEZE!!! ARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! >A<
Me: o.O Something wrong brian?
Brain: D: DD:
Me: Ok, see you later brian! ^-^ *puts brain in jar and walks away*

Brain: Hay feel that on your leg?
Me: ya...
Brain: now ya don't he.. hehe... where did it go? ovO
Me: wait WHAT!??!! :I

Brain: It's national dance day...why u no dance?
Me: ....internet.

Brain: -sits in jar waiting for me to get back- Well, this in't so bad I guess... I'm not around her anymore... OMG WHAT IS THAT?!?  ITS A SPIDER!!! ARRGH ITS CRAWLING INTO THE JAR!!! ARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Me: -walks back in- Oh hai Brian! You made a friend ^-^ -walks out again-
Brain: What... just... happened...? -realises the spiders still there and freaks out again- DD: D:

Brain:  :I I love you so much.
Me: Remember that.

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Jul 28, 18:57:55
Brain: -sits in jar waiting for me to get back- Well, this in't so bad I guess... I'm not around her anymore... OMG WHAT IS THAT?!?  ITS A SPIDER!!! ARRGH ITS CRAWLING INTO THE JAR!!! ARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Me: -walks back in- Oh hai Brian! You made a friend ^-^ -walks out again-
Brain: What... just... happened...? -realises the spiders still there and freaks out again- DD: D:

(yup I'm quoting my own post)
Baby Spider: Hi. -pokes brain- Your squishy. -pokes again-
Brain: STOP THAT!!!
Baby Spider:  >.< >A< MOMMY!!!
Mommy Spider: GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Brain: AAA13 HEEELLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!! -thinks OMG Im calling the crazy girl :I- HELP!!!
Me: Oh Hai baby and mommy spider! You mind leaving brian alone?
Baby spider: HE YELLED AT ME!!! :'(
Me:O: BRUNO!
Bruno the wolf: -runs in-
Me: Get him!!!
Bruno the wolf: GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! -jumps on jar and pulls out brain-
Me: -puts brain in head the drinks a slushy way to fast-
Brain: BRAIN FREEEEEZEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Me: Ya its your punishment! -gives bruno a deer leg-
Bruno: :D
Brain: DD:
Me: ovO

Brain: this tastes like lemon
Me: but its... pumpkin pie...
Brain: ... I know... he... hehe...
Me: NOOOOOOO

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Jul 28, 17:40:17
Brain: Hay feel that on your leg?
Me: ya...
Brain: now ya don't he.. hehe... where did it go? ovO
Me: wait WHAT!??!! :I

me: *Has cell phone on vibrate in my pocket*
brain: Hey, feel that on your leg? You just got a text message!
me: *Checks phone. Nothing* .... Why did I feel that?
brain: I have no idea. :D

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Jul 28, 21:21:03
Brain: this tastes like lemon
Me: but its... pumpkin pie...
Brain: ... I know... he... hehe...
Me: NOOOOOOO

brain: Real fruit juice banana popsicle, huh?
me: Yep.
brain: It tastes like pineapple.
me:  :I

*A creeper appears*

Brain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Jul 29, 00:18:53
*A creeper appears*

Brain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

me: *Watching a Yogscast Minecraft video*
creeper: *Appears*
brain: CREEPER!
me: AHH!
Simon: OH GOD!
Lewis: AHH!
Simon: AHHHHHH!!!!

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Jul 29, 01:22:06

Spoiler: show

Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Jul 29, 00:18:53
*A creeper appears*

Brain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

me: *Watching a Yogscas

t Minecraft video*
creeper: *Appears*
brain: CREEPER!
me: AHH!
Simon: OH GOD!
Lewis: AHH!
Simon: AHHHHHH!!!!

Me:*playing mabinogi. suddenly random enemy runs up from OUT OF NOWHERE!*
Brain: GIHIAHOGIAEOI PANIC!! I hve no clue WHAT TO tell you to DO!!!
Me: AAAAAHHHHHH
Brain: great idea lets do that AAAAHHHHH!!!

Flying a helicopter in a game makes me sing Flight of the Valkyries in my head  X3

*Listening music. Only hears with with right ear because bad earphones*
(Also alone at home)

Brain: Your left ear is now deaf.
Me: What?! It can't be! *checks*
Brain: LOL!

Quote from: Crystal Chaos on 2012 Jul 10, 03:25:27
Brain:*Some weird form of facehoof*

did it poke itself XDD

Brain: -finally stops having brain freeze- Haaaaaaaa..... :) Shes finally gone! WOHOOO!!!!
Me: -in other room- So, bruno, think you Scared him? You know, due to the fact that your dead and all.
Bruno: Bark! -vanishes into nothing-
Brain: -sees him vanish through AAA13's eyes- :I

*Spider appears*

Me: Oh my god spider!
Brain: Squish it ! Squish it! Squish it!
Me: *Grabs shoe and slams down on the spider* BEGONE DEMON!!!!
Brain: This concludes our Spider invasion test for today.  Thanks for participating!

Me: Time to go to bed!
Brain: LOLNOPE *insert random thought here
Me: Stoopid brain.

Me: Oh boy, sleep time!
Brain: No, have a scary thought from years ago.
Me: STOOPID BRAIN

Me: Let's focus
Brain: Okay, I'll be nice a- FLY!
Me: STOOPID BRAIN FOCUS
Brain: FLY FLY FLY FLY FLY FLY oh look a cute kitten FLY FLY FLY FLY

Me: time to look at stories!
Brain: time to screw with you!
Me: You're not even trying.

Brain: SQUIRREL
Me: That's enough, stop.
Brain: No.

Quote from: Cryoid on 2012 Jul 31, 20:13:43
*Spider appears*

Me: Oh my god spider!
Brain: Squish it ! Squish it! Squish it!
Me: *Grabs shoe and slams down on the spider* BEGONE DEMON!!!!
Brain: This concludes our Spider invasion test for today.  Thanks for participating!

Brain: Wow AAA13, are you sure your not related to this guy? You said the same thing a few days ago to a spider who tried to bite you...
Me: Yeah but it wasn't one of my pet spiders, like mommy and baby spider are. ovO
Brain: Your scaring me...
Me: -puts a dead fly in brains jar-
Brain: AHHH GERMS!!!! DD:
Me: You want gremlins brain? Okey! -puts mini grems in jar too-
Brain: >.< >A< DD:

me: *Watching a Dead Space 2 video*
brain: Look over there, an ad for some kind of Italian food stuff.
me: Mhm. I don't really like most Italian food.
brain: But Italian desserts look yummy.
me: Yep-- OHGOD, necromorph! >.<
brain: You should look up a list of Italian desserts.
me: This is so creepy.
brain: Do it now. ovO
me: Fine. *Pauses video and goes to Wikipedia*

Me: *le walking along
Brain: *le walking other way

Me: Ow, don't hit me guys...
Brain: *le thinking up horrible and evil ways to get revenge

Me: Why is my heart pumping so fast I can see my ENTIRE torso pump in SYNC?
Brain: lolidunno

Me: Brain, why are you so stoopid?
Brain: You do realize I'm the one in control of your body, right?
Me: Wouldn't that make us the same, or am I somehow not me?
Brain: lolidunno

Brain: Maybe if we keep on wishing several dozen times a day out loud we'll go to Equestria!
Me: *reaction in spoiler below*

Brain: Oh hush, just do it.
Me: Fine...
(going strong for about three weeks I think? Still no Equestria.)

Brain: Unce unce unce unce
Me: Unce unce unce unce
Brain: Wub wub wub
Me: Wub wub wub
Brain: Unce unce unce unce
Me: Unce unce unce unce
Brain: Wub wub wub
Me: Wub wub wub

Brain: *le derping
Me: Focus stoopid brain!

Me: Let us see how this wiring in this mod works...
Brain: Is that a nuke?
Me: Yes...
Brain: LET'S BLOW IT UP!
Me: Fine...
*le set four down and a lever, activate lever, run and turn
Brain: ...
Me: ...
Brain: ...
Me: ...
Brain: y it no go off?
Me: Because it still needs time to explode for safety reasons.
Brain: can we get closer?
Me: Fine...
*le getting closer
Brain: Closer! Closer! CLO-
*le massive booms

Me: ok now to read the agreement form
Brain: Nope  ovO
Me: *just hits agree*

(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/internet-memes-untitled11.jpg)

That is all.

me: *Watching Youtube. An ad appears* What is this? *Hovers mouse over, it says "Silent Hill 3D"* Oh. Ehh.. I guess I'll watch it. But the Skip Ad button is right there if you freak me out too much.
brain: So, Silent Hill is coming to 3DS?
me: I guess so. Wait. This looks live action.
brain: Live action cutscenes?
me: Probably. ... Wait a minute... This...
brain: is a movie.
me: :I

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 01, 17:04:03
me: *Watching Youtube. An ad appears* What is this? *Hovers mouse over, it says "Silent Hill 3D"* Oh. Ehh.. I guess I'll watch it. But the Skip Ad button is right there if you freak me out too much.
brain: So, Silent Hill is coming to 3DS?
me: I guess so. Wait. This looks live action.
brain: Live action cutscenes?
me: Probably. ... Wait a minute... This...
brain: is a movie.
me: :I

I'm sorry buy LOL

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 01, 17:04:03
me: *Watching Youtube. An ad appears* What is this? *Hovers mouse over, it says "Silent Hill 3D"* Oh. Ehh.. I guess I'll watch it. But the Skip Ad button is right there if you freak me out too much.
brain: So, Silent Hill is coming to 3DS?
me: I guess so. Wait. This looks live action.
brain: Live action cutscenes?
me: Probably. ... Wait a minute... This...
brain: is a movie.
me: :I

Brain: -takes a break from panicing- Wait whuuuuuut? o.O
Me: Shut up Brian and stop eavsdropping! -turns on T.V-
T.V: *we are taking a break from our ususal subliminal messaging from the government for this special news bullitin*  
Brain:  :I
Me: SHHHHHH BRIAN!!! -turns back to T.V-
T.V: *AAA13, the nutcase extrodinare, has still not been captured. Anybody who: sees her, hears about her, or even thinks they smell her must report to the police imidiatly to be arrested just in case they are her.
Oh, wait, she killed all the police.
Ok, now you can all panic and run around screaming, we have to wait for her demands so she wont kill us all.
Have a good day ^-^* -end transmission-
Peopleoftheworld: -running around in a blind panic-
Brain:... :I
Me: -evil smile- My time to shine! -walks outside-
Peopleoftheworld: -stop panicing and wait for the demands-
Me: I want... PONIES!!! AND GUMMY-BEARS!!! SOUR ONES!!!
And I want the world to be mine and everyone to be a pony by midnight or you'll get SPACED!!!
^-^ Have fun with your new pony lives!!!
Peopleoftheworld: -get sour-gummy-bears and begin the pony-fying-
Me: Brian, you know what to do. ovO
Brain: -sighs- And so it begins...
(The color coding is coz I wanted you to know what was what and I got confused while writing this post X3)

Brain: *Reads AAA13's post* Stitch...
Me: Yes?
Brain: I hail you.
Me: You better.

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 02, 23:35:47
Brain: *Reads AAA13's post* Stitch...
Me: Yes?
Brain: I hail you.
Me: You better.

Me: -walks into Stitchin's house and eats all her (insert fav food here) then runs away-
Brain: O: >.< -braces for death-
Me: Brian, get back to making people pony-fy themselves and thier stuff. -laugh- NOW!!!
Brain: >.< Ok AAA13.
Me: :D ovO

Stitchin' Time: AAA13 eat Stitchin' Time's muffins, Stitchin' Time eats AAA13. *Grabs AAA13 and starts noming her head*

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 02, 23:43:20
Stitchin' Time: AAA13 eat Stitchin' Time's muffins, Stitchin' Time eats AAA13. *Grabs AAA13 and starts noming her head*

Me: Meh. -walks away as her head is being nom-ed-
Brain: - :I's at AAA13's calmness-
Me: BRUNO!!!!
Bruno: -appears from nothingness-
Me: I think I founded you a person to be friends with besides me!
Bruno: -barks- ^-^ -bounds into Stitchin's house and licks Stitchen's face-

Stitchin' Time: *Rewires his brain to only obey Stitchin'*
Brain: And so it begins...

Bruno: -doesn't only obey Stitchin coz hes a dog ghost and is only loyal to AAA13-
Me: BRUNO!!!
Bruno: -vanishes then reappears by AAA13-
Me: -pats head- How was your play-date boy?
Bruno: -barks- ^-^
Me: -hugs ghost-dog- I'm glad. You can go now if you want Bru-bru.
Bruno: -barks then vanishes again-
Me: -sighs and reverts to crazy self-
Brain: So shes only crazy when the ghost dog ain't around?!? :I

me: Roleplaying is happening again.
brain: Should we hide?
me: No. Yes. Um.
brain: Wait, by posting this, we're not hiding.
me: Riiight.

Brain:...
Me: I'm bored :l
Brain: Me too. -thinks: Wow, I'm AGGREEING with HER?!? :I-
Me: I heard that Brian. -sticks brain back in head-
Brain: NOOOOOOOOO! DD:
Me: Shove it Brian, we're goin for a walk.
Brain: D:
Me: >:O
Brain: :o...

Me: *opens carton of soya bean milk to pour into cup and drink*
*pours and half closes carton*
Mom: "Can you help me lock the door?"
*goes to lock door*

Me: Now, what was I doing again?
Brain: You were going to open the carton and pour soya bean milk.
Me: Oh, right.
*opens and nearly pours in*
Me: Wait a minute, my cup is already half filled!
Brain: *trollface*

Me: Brain?
Brain: YES?
Me: Guess what I wanna do?
Brain: Watch ponies all day with a barrel full of popcorn, a plate of fruit and a glass of water?
Me: EXACTLY.
Brain: But what about your chores?
Me: Who cares? Ponies are top priority!
Brain: YES. THEY SURE ARE.

Brain: O:
Me: Wut?
Brain: Its my day to be in charge! MWAHAHAHAHAAHA ovO
Me: Oh yea! -puts brain in head again-
Brain: Hmm... Your going to eat floor gum.
Me: -eats floor gum- :D
Brain: :I -makes her eat a dead fly-
Me: :)
Brain: o_O Umm... Eat the mouldy bread?
Me: Okey! -eats-  :]
Brain:  o_o Ok, now your scaring me.




*1 day later*
Mom: AAA13! Time to eat your carrots and other gross veggies!
Me: NEVAR!!!!!!!!! >:( -lobs brain at parents and runs away while the brain juice goes every-where-
Brain: AHHHHHHHHHHH -hits wall- ono
Parents: o_o

Eh, I wake up at 9 in the morning, playing DayZ until 2 at night. No life at it's finest.

Brain: Go to bed.
Me: Nuuuu I must get find that gillie suit.
Brain: (http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Okay_guy.jpg)

Brain: I love you, now night-night time.
Me: Nuuu! Ponies!
Brain: It's not like anypony's messaging you.
Me: Right...
Brain: So...
Me: Draw!
Brain: *Sigh*

*while working on my comic for my college's newspaper*

Brain: Oooh, I know, do a joke about poniez!!!!

Me: No, Brain, we need to stick to jokes anyone can find funny.

Brain: Oh, yeah.  Hmmmmm.....OH!  How about we break the fourth wall?

Me: Our boss will kill us if we break the fourth wall since it "cheapens the comics page" or something.

Brain: Funny epic storyline?

Me: Nope, can't do epic storylines either since almost nobody reads the school paper regularly.

Brain: .....How much do we get payed for these again?

Me: ......About ten bucks per comic.

Brain: And the paper only runs twice a week?

Me: Yup.

Brain: .....Our job stinks.

Me: I know, Brain.  I know.

Brain: You should go to sleep bro...
Me    : LOLNO I just became part of the news team on starbound forums! lolno...
Brain: Fine.. you can have fun being crazy all day because of no sleep...

brain: *Remembers a tune from something*
me: *Hums it* .... What is that from?
brain: LolIdunno.
*20 minutes later*
me: *Has been humming it randomly* .... OH! Llama duck!

Brain : The time has come to welcome spring and all things warm and green.
Me : No brain this is the 5th time!
Brain : But it's also time to say goodbye it's winter we must clean.
Me : Not this again.  ovO
Brain : gwahahahahaah!
Me : Winter Wrap up! Winter Wrap up!

(This actually happened a lot after I watched winter wrap up, I finally no longer have it stuck in my head anymore.)

Brain: Look there you could post something in that topic.
Me: Why?
Brain: To contribute to the forum, of course.
Me: Why?
Brain: Others will find it funny.
Me: Lets say, hypothetically, that I post your brilliant funny remark. Can it be considered against the rules.
Brain: Well, hypothetically, yes.
Me: Right, so you realize why I'm not posting that. Do you have other comments that are useful?
Brain: How about this?
Me: Serious, that the best legal thing you can come up with.
Brain: So we are abandoning a thread without any contact.
Me: Are you new here? Yes, of course, that what I always do.
Brain: So, to sum this up. You are against useless posts?
Me: Yes, you catch up quick...
Brain: Then why, why did you post this conversation?
Me:...

Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Aug 10, 21:58:07
Brain: Look there you could post something in that topic.
Me: Why?
Brain: To contribute to the forum, of course.
Me: Why?
Brain: Others will find it funny.
Me: Lets say, hypothetically, that I post your brilliant funny remark. Can it be considered against the rules.
Brain: Well, hypothetically, yes.
Me: Right, so you realize why I'm not posting that. Do you have other comments that are useful?
Brain: How about this?
Me: Serious, that the best legal thing you can come up with.
Brain: So we are abandoning a thread without any contact.
Me: Are you new here? Yes, of course, that what I always do.
Brain: So, to sum this up. You are against useless posts?
Me: Yes, you catch up quick...
Brain: Then why, why did you post this conversation?
Me:...

Me: see this is why we should not read minds
Brain: Im... Im so sorry...

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Aug 10, 22:00:40

Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Aug 10, 21:58:07
Brain: Look there you could post something in that topic.
Me: Why?
Brain: To contribute to the forum, of course.
Me: Why?
Brain: Others will find it funny.
Me: Lets say, hypothetically, that I post your brilliant funny remark. Can it be considered against the rules.
Brain: Well, hypothetically, yes.
Me: Right, so you realize why I'm not posting that. Do you have other comments that are useful?
Brain: How about this?
Me: Serious, that the best legal thing you can come up with.
Brain: So we are abandoning a thread without any contact.
Me: Are you new here? Yes, of course, that what I always do.
Brain: So, to sum this up. You are against useless posts?
Me: Yes, you catch up quick...
Brain: Then why, why did you post this conversation?
Me:...

Me: see this is why we should not read minds
Brain: Im... Im so sorry...

Brain: No, don't leave. He needs human contact.
Me: You're to late he is gone.
      Mental not to myself: Block the entrance.
Brain: Do you want me to process that note for you, my master...?

Me: Brian, meet everybody from LoE! -shows Brain to Madness, Giggle Tail, Chishuo Kunrin, Stitchin' Time,etc...-
Brain: I... Don't... Believe it! Your the NORMAL ONE?!? o_o
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ovO
(Still) Me:Guys meet Brian! Hes my Brain! Hes not very crazy Or evil weird. So I keep him in this jar! -puts Brain in brain-jar-
Brain: Ehh... I'm used to it now.
Me: -puts Ben 10 ultimate alien on T.V with brain-jar in front of T.V-
Brain: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: DD:
EVERYONE: -laughs at Brain-

me: Wanna play LoL?
Brain: No
Me: Ponies?
Brain:  No
me:  Wanna do anything?
Brain: I don't know
Me: Wanna go get a bag of gummy worms?
Brain: OH babe!! You just read my mind!

Quote from: Cryoid on 2012 Aug 11, 01:17:27
me: Wanna play LoL?
Brain: No
Me: Ponies?
Brain:  No
me:  Wanna do anything?
Brain: I don't know
Me: Wanna go get a bag of gummy worms?
Brain: OH babe!! You just read my mind!

brain: Why don't we have any sour gummy worms?
me: We're going to the grocery store tomorrow. I can get some then.
brain: YES. :D
me: ovO

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 11, 01:20:21

Quote from: Cryoid on 2012 Aug 11, 01:17:27
me: Wanna play LoL?
Brain: No
Me: Ponies?
Brain:  No
me:  Wanna do anything?
Brain: I don't know
Me: Wanna go get a bag of gummy worms?
Brain: OH babe!! You just read my mind!

brain: Why don't we have any sour gummy worms?
me: We're going to the grocery store tomorrow. I can get some then.
brain: YES. :D
me: ovO

Brain:  Did you see that?  SHE'S getting gummy worms too!  We should throw A PARTY!!!!!!
Me:  Yes, let's throw a party so every can come and eat my gummy worms.
Brain: We can put some Habanero sauce in it  X3
Me: Challenge accepted

a quick one. When my brain says

"what could go wrong?"

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Aug 11, 01:41:57
a quick one. When my brain says

"what could go wrong?"

This. My brain does this whenever I make a choice which is dangerous. Then I end up a little wounded, but not that bad.

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 10, 22:37:27
Me: Brian, meet everybody from LoE! -shows Brain to Madness, Giggle Tail, Chishuo Kunrin, Stitchin Time,etc...-
Brain: I... Don't... Believe it! Your the NORMAL ONE?!? o_o
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ovO
(Still) Me:Guys meet Brian! Hes my Brain! Hes not very crazy Or evil weird. So I keep him in this jar! -puts Brain in brain-jar-
Brain: Ehh... I'm used to it now.
Me: -puts Ben 10 ultimate alien on T.V with brain-jar in front of T.V-
Brain: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: DD:
EVERYONE: -laughs at Brain-

Brain: I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO LAUGH!
Me: I didn't...
Brain: SHE FORGOT THE APOSTROPHE IN YOUR NAME!
Me:  O:
Brain: ATTACK!
Me: *Grabs sword and runs at AAA13*

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 11, 12:43:24

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 10, 22:37:27
Me: Brian, meet everybody from LoE! -shows Brain to Madness, Giggle Tail, Chishuo Kunrin, Stitchin' Time,etc...-
Brain: I... Don't... Believe it! Your the NORMAL ONE?!? o_o
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ovO
(Still) Me:Guys meet Brian! Hes my Brain! Hes not very crazy Or evil weird. So I keep him in this jar! -puts Brain in brain-jar-
Brain: Ehh... I'm used to it now.
Me: -puts Ben 10 ultimate alien on T.V with brain-jar in front of T.V-
Brain: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: DD:
EVERYONE: -laughs at Brain-

Brain: I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO LAUGH!
Me: I didn't...
Brain: SHE FORGOT THE APOSTROPHE IN YOUR NAME!
Me:  O:
Brain: ATTACK!
Me: *Grabs sword and runs at AAA13*

Brain: o_o
Me: :D YAY WE'RE PLAYING FIGHT TO THE DEATH! -blasts random magics everywhere-

when my brain remembers THE GAME when no one is around.

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 11, 16:33:08

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 11, 12:43:24

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 10, 22:37:27
Me: Brian, meet everybody from LoE! -shows Brain to Madness, Giggle Tail, Chishuo Kunrin, Stitchin' Time,etc...-
Brain: I... Don't... Believe it! Your the NORMAL ONE?!? o_o
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ovO
(Still) Me:Guys meet Brian! Hes my Brain! Hes not very crazy Or evil weird. So I keep him in this jar! -puts Brain in brain-jar-
Brain: Ehh... I'm used to it now.
Me: -puts Ben 10 ultimate alien on T.V with brain-jar in front of T.V-
Brain: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: DD:
EVERYONE: -laughs at Brain-

Brain: I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO LAUGH!
Me: I didn't...
Brain: SHE FORGOT THE APOSTROPHE IN YOUR NAME!
Me:  O:
Brain: ATTACK!
Me: *Grabs sword and runs at AAA13*

Brain: o_o
Me: :D YAY WE'RE PLAYING FIGHT TO THE DEATH! -blasts random magics everywhere-

Me: *Goes into your mind and brings up worst memories*
Brain: So odd, but such an epic attack. ovO

Me: -wanders around inside own head- Oh, look, nightmares! Hey Gary, Spike, Micheal! How are you guys?
Gary: Hey dude! How you been?
Me: Ehh. Life weird without you guys trying to frighten me, but it doesn't work anymore.
Spike: Yeah. It got boring once you got crazy...
Micheal: Acctually, she set her sanity on fire and watched it run around screaming.
Spike: Well I was sick that day!

*Back in real world*
Brain: D: >A< DD: :c
Me: Shut up Brian! Those scary monsters are our friends!
Brain:... >.<
Spike: How'd we get out here...
Me: I think I did that.
ALL EXCEPT BRAIN: -have massive monster party-
Brain: DD:

Me: This is getting off-topic.
Brain: This is all off-topic.
Me: *Checks* Oh god, you're right. :I

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 11, 17:37:23
Me: This is getting off-topic.
Brain: This is all off-topic.
Me: *Checks* Oh god, you're right. :I

lol ^^

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 11, 17:37:23
Me: This is getting off-topic.
Brain: This is all off-topic.
Me: *Checks* Oh god, you're right. :I

me: Off-topic.
brain: Hot Topic.
me: Oooh, there's a sale at Hot Topic. I wanna go...
brain: There's always a sale at Hot Topic.
me: They tempt me with their emails. I want more Gir and Tripp.
brain: Think they have brony stuff?
me: That's where I got my brony shirt from. o_O ... They're such sell-outs a lot.
brain: Sad.
me: Bittersweet.

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 11, 21:18:48

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 11, 17:37:23
Me: This is getting off-topic.
Brain: This is all off-topic.
Me: *Checks* Oh god, you're right. :I

me: Off-topic.
brain: Hot Topic.
me: Oooh, there's a sale at Hot Topic. I wanna go...
brain: There's always a sale at Hot Topic.
me: They tempt me with their emails. I want more Gir and Tripp.
brain: Think they have brony stuff?
me: That's where I got my brony shirt from. o_O ... They're such sell-outs a lot.
brain: Sad.
me: Bittersweet.

Me: Ugh, why do I even bother reading minds anymore? They never think anything weird :l
Brain: Its coz your weird and like to.
Me: SHOVE IT BRIAN!
Brain:... >.<

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 11, 21:25:47

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 11, 21:18:48

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 11, 17:37:23
Me: This is getting off-topic.
Brain: This is all off-topic.
Me: *Checks* Oh god, you're right. :I

me: Off-topic.
brain: Hot Topic.
me: Oooh, there's a sale at Hot Topic. I wanna go...
brain: There's always a sale at Hot Topic.
me: They tempt me with their emails. I want more Gir and Tripp.
brain: Think they have brony stuff?
me: That's where I got my brony shirt from. o_O ... They're such sell-outs a lot.
brain: Sad.
me: Bittersweet.

Me: Ugh, why do I even bother reading minds anymore? They never think anything weird :l
Brain: Its coz your weird and like to.
Me: SHOVE IT BRIAN!
Brain:... >.<

me: Destinifrrp Kleshniklolo the 3rd.
brain: That's not an easy nickname to say.
me: Waffles. :3
brain: Mmmm... IHOP.
me: IHORPWAFAS.
brain: Why did we used to watch Hannah Montana? :l
me: It used to be kinda funny.

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 11, 21:38:55

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 11, 21:25:47

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 11, 21:18:48

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 11, 17:37:23
Me: This is getting off-topic.
Brain: This is all off-topic.
Me: *Checks* Oh god, you're right. :I

me: Off-topic.
brain: Hot Topic.
me: Oooh, there's a sale at Hot Topic. I wanna go...
brain: There's always a sale at Hot Topic.
me: They tempt me with their emails. I want more Gir and Tripp.
brain: Think they have brony stuff?
me: That's where I got my brony shirt from. o_O ... They're such sell-outs a lot.
brain: Sad.
me: Bittersweet.

Me: Ugh, why do I even bother reading minds anymore? They never think anything weird :l
Brain: Its coz your weird and like to.
Me: SHOVE IT BRIAN!
Brain:... >.<

me: Destinifrrp Kleshniklolo the 3rd.
brain: That's not an easy nickname to say.
me: Waffles. :3
brain: Mmmm... IHOP.
me: IHORPWAFAS.
brain: Why did we used to watch Hannah Montana? :l
me: It used to be kinda funny.

Brain: IHORPWAFAS
Me: International House of Reasonably Priced Water and Fries and Stuff.
Brain: You... remember...?
Me: :I

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 11, 21:38:55

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 11, 21:25:47

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 11, 21:18:48

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 11, 17:37:23
Me: This is getting off-topic.
Brain: This is all off-topic.
Me: *Checks* Oh god, you're right. :I

me: Off-topic.
brain: Hot Topic.
me: Oooh, there's a sale at Hot Topic. I wanna go...
brain: There's always a sale at Hot Topic.
me: They tempt me with their emails. I want more Gir and Tripp.
brain: Think they have brony stuff?
me: That's where I got my brony shirt from. o_O ... They're such sell-outs a lot.
brain: Sad.
me: Bittersweet.

Me: Ugh, why do I even bother reading minds anymore? They never think anything weird :l
Brain: Its coz your weird and like to.
Me: SHOVE IT BRIAN!
Brain:... >.<

me: Destinifrrp Kleshniklolo the 3rd.
brain: That's not an easy nickname to say.
me: Waffles. :3
brain: Mmmm... IHOP.
me: IHORPWAFAS.
brain: Why did we used to watch Hannah Montana? :l
me: It used to be kinda funny.

Me: Still... sucking... epicly...
Brain: For once, I agree with you.
Me:I ate-hay oo-yay o-say uch-may Ian-bray...
Brain: Whut???
Me: Lol, Ian-bray oesn't-day ow-knay Ig-pay Atin-lay.

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 11, 21:42:22

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 11, 21:38:55
me: Destinifrrp Kleshniklolo the 3rd.
brain: That's not an easy nickname to say.
me: Waffles. :3
brain: Mmmm... IHOP.
me: IHORPWAFAS.
brain: Why did we used to watch Hannah Montana? :l
me: It used to be kinda funny.

Brain: IHORPWAFAS
Me: International House of Reasonably Priced Water and Fries and Stuff.
Brain: You... remember...?
Me: :I

Me: ...Hannah Montana reference...? o_O
Brain: *flashback to childhood*
Me: ... :')

Me: brain what have i just read?>
Brain: I have... no clue...

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Aug 12, 03:33:02
Me: brain what have i just read?>
Brain: I have... no clue...

Brain:  Who do we have here?
Me: Oh, this is Madness
Brain: MADNESS? No! This. is. SPARTA!!!

brain: Sorry for freaking out.
me: It's ok. Just don't do it again.
brain: Your dream was so confusing. DD:

Me: My stomach hurts.

Brain: Quickly! Pm somepony!

Me: :l Shut up.

Brain: -tries to sneak out of house in middle of night-
???: ALARM! ALARM! ALARM!
Brain: :I
Me: MWAHAHAHAAA! I HAVE YOU NOW BURGA- oh, wait, its just Brian.
^-^ hai Brian! Meet my alarm-fairy! -points at fairy thats 1 inch tall-
Brain: lol, what is she supposed to-
Fairy: ALARM! ALARM! ALARM!
Brain: o_o
Me: -yelling- SHES REALLY LOUD, EH? WELL, NIGHT BRIAN! -goes to bed and falls alseep straight away-
Brain: -something inside snaps- ovO
Me: -wakes up and finds crazy Brain- I knew you'd come around eventualy Brian! ovO

Me: Hey brain!
Brain: Hello....
Me: You're not that energetic today, aren't you?
Brain: That's because.... I am being attacked.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! By what?
Brain: Your imagination....
Me: Oh well, carry on.
Brain:  :o NOOOOOOOOOOO!

^ Literally, that's how my brain usually gets attacked.

So, this morning when I just poured milk in my cereal:

Me: All right, now all I need is a spoon and we can go upstairs and watch House...
Brain: It's in the drawer to your left.
Me: Thank you.
*Opens drawer and grabs a spoon*
Me: OK, lets go.
*Walking towards the stairs*
Brain: Euh, still don't have a spoon.
Me: Yes I do, it's in my right hand.
Brain: *Sigh* That's a knife you're holding.

Brain:Hey, i'm gonna get really dizzy in a minute, you ok with that?
Me:Erm, no, I'm driving at 70mph on the 401
Brain:Nah, I think i'm really gonna shut down now
Me:Can you at least let me EXIT before you go all wonky on my
Brain:*BSOD*
me:Uh oh
Brain-Reboot complete, still alive?
me-*Has a Panic Attack, get the hay off the 401, pulls over and passes out for 2 hours....*

True story, I blacked out for no reason for..i think a few seconds on the canadian equivalent of a US interstate(On my way to pick up a special item).  I still have no idea what happened but it's the 2nd time this week I blacked out.

Quote from: LaptopCommandStation on 2012 Aug 29, 00:38:03
Brain:Hey, i'm gonna get really dizzy in a minute, you ok with that?
Me:Erm, no, I'm driving at 70mph on the 401
Brain:Nah, I think i'm really gonna shut down now
Me:Can you at least let me EXIT before you go all wonky on my
Brain:*BSOD*
me:Uh oh
Brain-Reboot complete, still alive?
me-*Has a Panic Attack, get the hay off the 401, pulls over and passes out for 2 hours....*

True story, I blacked out for no reason for..i think a few seconds on the canadian equivalent of a US interstate(On my way to pick up a special item).  I still have no idea what happened but it's the 2nd time this week I blacked out.

sometimes brains are evil.. Ether way I would still ask a doctor about that o3o

Me: Oh, this thread popped up again.

Brain: Wanna post in it?

Me: Nah.

Brain: Oh, okay.

Me: Wait, what?

Brain: Problem?

Brain: It is time...
Me: ... f-for what?
Brain: dont u worry bout it...

*later*

ME: AAAHHH I SHOULD HAVE BEEN WORRIED ALL ALONG

Earlier:

me: *Picks up Callie*
Callie: Mamow.
mom: *Pets Callie* My name is mama.
brain: She said "My name is Llama."
me: Llama?
mom: Yeah.
brain: Drama Llama!~
me: That's.. weird.
mom: If that's not my name, then why do you call me mama?
me: OH. I thought you said llama.
mom: o.O
brain: Llama song.
me: Didyoueverseeallamakissallamaonallama, llamallamallamallama llama llama duck!
mom: :I
brain: ovO

Brains=Evil

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 29, 10:50:14
Brains=Evil

:]
My brain makes me go nuts (like totally INSANE) at the worst times.
I know when its gonna happen coz my pupils dialate and the world seems cloudy... Then I normaly wake up chewing on a piece of furnature or someones leg.

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 29, 16:09:38

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 29, 10:50:14
Brains=Evil

:]
My brain makes me go nuts (like totally INSANE) at the worst times.
I know when its gonna happen coz my pupils dialate and the world seems cloudy... Then I normaly wake up chewing on a piece of furnature or someones leg.

How... do I respond?

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 29, 16:10:58

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 29, 16:09:38

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 29, 10:50:14
Brains=Evil

:]
My brain makes me go nuts (like totally INSANE) at the worst times.
I know when its gonna happen coz my pupils dialate and the world seems cloudy... Then I normaly wake up chewing on a piece of furnature or someones leg.

How... do I respond?

With a question, what kind of furniture.

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 29, 16:10:58

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 29, 16:09:38

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 29, 10:50:14
Brains=Evil

:]
My brain makes me go nuts (like totally INSANE) at the worst times.
I know when its gonna happen coz my pupils dialate and the world seems cloudy... Then I normaly wake up chewing on a piece of furnature or someones leg.

How... do I respond?

I dunno.
I never remember what happens, other people tell me.
And here is an on-topic demonstration:

Brain: ovO Time for me to have funz...
Me: Umm... Brian? Why is the... -shutdown-
Brain: -rebooting-
Me: -running around like a crazy person and trying to eat people-

*2 hrs later*

Brain: Reboot complete.
Me: WTH JUST HAPPENED?!?

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 29, 16:09:38
I know when its gonna happen coz my pupils dialate and the world seems cloudy... Then I normaly wake up chewing on a piece of furnature or someones leg.

How... are you not in a mental hospital? o.O

Quote from: Sponk on 2012 Aug 29, 16:18:56

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 29, 16:09:38
I know when its gonna happen coz my pupils dialate and the world seems cloudy... Then I normaly wake up chewing on a piece of furnature or someones leg.

How... are you not in a mental hospital? o.O

I sometimes wonder that myself.
Maybe coz it doesn't happen often and I don't remember what happens 95% of the time.

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 29, 16:16:23

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 29, 16:10:58

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 29, 16:09:38

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 29, 10:50:14
Brains=Evil

:]
My brain makes me go nuts (like totally INSANE) at the worst times.
I know when its gonna happen coz my pupils dialate and the world seems cloudy... Then I normaly wake up chewing on a piece of furnature or someones leg.

How... do I respond?

I dunno.
I never remember what happens, other people tell me.
And here is an on-topic demonstration:

Brain: ovO Time for me to have funz...
Me: Umm... Brian? Why is the... -shutdown-
Brain: -rebooting-
Me: -running around like a crazy person and trying to eat people-

*2 hrs later*

Brain: Reboot complete.
Me: WTH JUST HAPPENED?!?

Like this?
[IMG]http://i873.photobucket.com/albums/ab292/shadowfox01333/Eating_Crona_by_Kertoja.jpg[/img]

My brain likes to wake me up an hour before the alarm  :I

Me: Yo brain! I've heard this before but what's the name?
Brain: LOL! No figure it out on your own.
Me: But it's at the tip of my tongue!  DD:
Brain: Then ask your tongue, leave me out of it.
Me: *Sniffle*

It's hard to jog your memory sometimes... I just think our brains often troll us.

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 29, 21:08:14

Quote from: Sponk on 2012 Aug 29, 16:18:56

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 29, 16:09:38
I know when its gonna happen coz my pupils dialate and the world seems cloudy... Then I normaly wake up chewing on a piece of furnature or someones leg.

How... are you not in a mental hospital? o.O

I sometimes wonder that myself.
Maybe coz it doesn't happen often and I don't remember what happens 95% of the time.

You should really ask a doctor about that. :I

*walks into kitchen*

me: what was I getting again?
Brain: Ill probably tell you once you get in the shower o3o
me: oh... ooo... k

me: It's hot in here. I think I'll turn the fan up.
brain: WAIT! What does that say, on the computer screen?
me: *Starts reading*
*5 minutes later*
brain: Alright, you were gonna get up and do something.
me: Right. *Goes to get up from my chair, but then freezes and stares off into space* What was it?
brain: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
me: *Blank stare*
brain: Uhhhhhhhh... Hey, it's awfully warm in here.
me: Oh yeah! *Gets up and turns the fan up*

Brain: Hey remember the Silly Brain thread?

Me: Yeah. Good times, good times. :')

Brain: Necro it.

Me: YES!

Brain: I remember this place
Me: ya...

Brain: Don't necro it, it'll die again.

Me: B-but... >.<

Brain: Shoe
Me: Box
Brain: Shoe
Me: Box
Brain: Shoe
Me: Box
Both: ... WE'RE OBSESSED WITH SHOE BOXES NOW ovO

Me: Meow.
Brain:  o.O
Me: What did you say, brain?
Brain: The meaning of life is....
Me: WHAT! WHAT?!
Brain: Meow.
Me: Cool. So now the meaning of life is meow! Can't wait to tell my friends that?
Brain: Wait.... what.
Me: You don't think I'll keep the meaning of life a secret now, would ya?  :P

Brain...
Me:...
Brain...
Me: ITS LIKE WE ARE THE SAME PERSON!

Real life situation:

Brain: Yay Nic and your mother are gone for the afternoon!
Me: What to do now...

Brain: Watch awesome movies?
Me: Nah... they aren't awesome when you watch them 1000 times...
Brain: Call some friends and trash your house?
Me: :l I dunno how to use a phone properly, Brian.
Brain: Post pony stuffs on LoE?!?

Me: Letz do it! *grabs milk from fridge* Miylk... ^-^ *pours huge glasses of milk and drinks while posting on LoE*

(3 hrs later)
Mum: *walks in door to see me drinking milk and muttering about ponies* :I... *grabs Nics hand and drags him back out the door* We're going back to Grans.
Nic: *makes a fuss untill he sees me then runs for the gate*

Me&Brain: Yay now we have more time for milk and ponies! ovO

brain: Hey, I know you spent a bunch of time watching Yogscast Minecraft videos before bed, but I'm gonna have you dream about PewDiePie even though you haven't watched any of his videos in a week. Ok? Ok.
me: wat.
brain: Oh, and it's gonna be pretty vague and weird, like a semi-creepy alternate reality in a haunted abandoned town.
me: wat.
brain: Oh, here's a somewhat friendly weird little demon guy.
me: ... wat.
brain: Happy almost Halloween! :D

Brain: Watch PewDiePie.

Me: Meh sure.

*An hour later*

Brain: Stop.

Me: No.

Brain: What have I done?

Me: Hey brain?
Brain: Yes?
Me: Why don't you remember?
Brain: Remember what?
Me: My imaginary friend's birthday.
Imaginary friend: WHAT?! Come  here you!
Brain: *flees for cover*
Me: Gets them every time.  ovO

Brain: Are you cold?
Me: No.
Brain: Are you nervous?
Me: No.
Brain: Is something wrong?
Me: No, why do you ask?
Brain: Your hands are shaking...

Brain: Hey.... uh.....
Me: Yes brain?
Brain: Would you.... um.....
Me: Yes?  :]
Brain: Clean up your mind? It's really.... um.... dirty.
Me: Sorry, that's not my job.
Imaginary friend: Yep, it's mine  :D
Brain: Oh! So will you clean it up?
Imaginary friend: Nope!  -.-
Brain: You enjoy torturing me, huh?
Imaginary friend & I: We sure do  lol

Quote from: Flamestriker on 2012 Oct 22, 05:11:13
Brain: Hey.... uh.....
Me: Yes brain?
Brain: Would you.... um.....
Me: Yes?  :]
Brain: Clean up your mind? It's really.... um.... dirty.
Me: Sorry, that's not my job.
Imaginary friend: Yep, it's mine  :D
Brain: Oh! So will you clean it up?
Imaginary friend: Nope!  -.-
Brain: You enjoy torturing me, huh?
Imaginary friend & I: We sure do  lol

And then you all sat down and watched Twilight: New Moon?

Swebow, How did you know that? Oh, it's the only logical explaination.

Brain: You're going to die!!!
Me: No I'm not!
Grain: Yes you are!!! You'll have a seizure and die!
Me: OMG I will *starts hyperventilating*
Brain: Paaaniiic!
Me: Wait a minute....I'm fine!!

brain: Omg, people can see through the window into the house!
me: Oh no! Who?!
brain: Robbers! Zombies!
me: Zombies?!!
brain: Demons! Slenderman!
me: Wh--
brain: Don't look!
me: :I

Me: Hey, Brian, whats with the freaky dream?
Brain: No reason, I'm just bored.
Me: And what day is it anyway?
Brain: Umm.... Tuesday?
Me: WRONG! ITS WEDNESDAY! You always lie to me Brian!
Brain:...  >.<
Me: Dont you start that!
Brain: >A<
Me: Dont you dare!
Brain:... :'(
Me: D:

Quote from: SweBow on 2012 Oct 22, 06:00:30

Quote from: Flamestriker on 2012 Oct 22, 05:11:13
Brain: Hey.... uh.....
Me: Yes brain?
Brain: Would you.... um.....
Me: Yes?  :]
Brain: Clean up your mind? It's really.... um.... dirty.
Me: Sorry, that's not my job.
Imaginary friend: Yep, it's mine  :D
Brain: Oh! So will you clean it up?
Imaginary friend: Nope!  -.-
Brain: You enjoy torturing me, huh?
Imaginary friend & I: We sure do  lol

And then you all sat down and watched Twilight: New Moon?

Nope! I've never seen any of the Twilights except the first one and I didn't like the book nor the movie.

Me: Hey look I'm able to lock this topic.
Brain: Which one?
Me: Today's Smile...
Brain: Well obvious, you made it.
Me: You have no what this means, do you?
Brain: This will be good.
          Yes please, enlighten me with your wisdom.
Me: I created it,
      I can take it away,
      I control the happiness of this forum,
      I have the power,
      I AM A GOD!!!

Brain: ... Well, lets just be a benevolent god.
Me: Perhaps...

Don't touch my thoughts SweBow.

me: Judas is god now?
brain: I thought that was Swebow.
me: :o
brain: I'm joking. Kind of. :]
me: o_o
brain: Joking. X3

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Oct 22, 19:18:31
me: Judas is god now?
brain: I thought that was Swebow.
me: :o
brain: I'm joking. Kind of. :]
me: o_o
brain: Joking. X3

Me: *eaves dropping on conversation*
Brain: Stop dong that!
Me: Never Brian!
Brain:... please?
Me: :l No.
Brain: >:O
Me: >:(
Brain: o_o I give up...
Me: Good Brian. ovO

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Oct 23, 01:27:46

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Oct 22, 19:18:31
me: Judas is god now?
brain: I thought that was Swebow.
me: :o
brain: I'm joking. Kind of. :]
me: o_o
brain: Joking. X3

Me: *eaves dropping on conversation*
Brain: Stop dong that!
Me: Never Brian!
Brain:... please?
Me: :l No.
Brain: >:O
Me: >:(
Brain: o_o I give up...
Me: Good Brian. ovO

Me: *eavesedrops on the eavesdropped convesation*
Brain: Hello? What are you doing?
Me: Hm.... well, I am studying the habits and hobbies of the common eavesdropper. There are many around the world and...
Brain: Okay, you've already lost me.
Me: .... and then the universe exploded.
Brain: Wait, what?  o.O
Me: Oh nothing! Hey look, a dollar!
Brain: WHERE?!  >:O
Me:  lol You are sooo easy to trick!

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Oct 22, 19:18:31
me: Judas is god now?
brain: I thought that was Swebow.
me: :o
brain: I'm joking. Kind of. :]
me: o_o
brain: Joking. X3

Do not worry, I fixed his typo  X3

Me: I should read this book...
Brain: But Internet is funnier!
Me: But...
Brain: FUN!
Me: Okay... >.<

Quote from: SweBow on 2012 Oct 23, 07:57:03

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Oct 22, 19:18:31
me: Judas is god now?
brain: I thought that was Swebow.
me: :o
brain: I'm joking. Kind of. :]
me: o_o
brain: Joking. X3

Do not worry, I fixed his typo  X3

BWAAAHAHAAA I love these kind of things ^3^

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Oct 23, 12:06:04

Quote from: SweBow on 2012 Oct 23, 07:57:03

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Oct 22, 19:18:31
me: Judas is god now?
brain: I thought that was Swebow.
me: :o
brain: I'm joking. Kind of. :]
me: o_o
brain: Joking. X3

Do not worry, I fixed his typo  X3

BWAAAHAHAAA I love these kind of things ^3^

Me too. lol

Quote from: SweBow on 2012 Oct 23, 07:57:03

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Oct 22, 19:18:31
me: Judas is god now?
brain: I thought that was Swebow.
me: :o
brain: I'm joking. Kind of. :]
me: o_o
brain: Joking. X3

Do not worry, He is correct and awesome  X3

Thanks this means a lot to me.

Me: I freaking love this forum!

Brain: Everypony here hates you because of your stupid OC and horrible rping.

Me: ono

Brain: *Evil laugh*

Friend at Work:"So hey, if you want to one day after work feel free to come over sometime and hang out.  We can play video games or whatever"
Me:*Execute blank stare*
Brain:"Um...hello......?
Brain:"So, uh......"
Brain:"I know you're not used to other people wanting to spend time with you willingly......"
Brain:"But at least ANSWER THE GUY!!"
Me:"Ok, I guess"

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Oct 23, 18:38:49
Me: I freaking love this forum!

Brain: Everypony here hates you because of your stupid OC and horrible rping.

Me: ono

Brain: *Evil laugh*

Me: *eavesdrops again*
Brain: This is so mean of her brain, what do we do?!?
Me: TACKLE HUG!!!
Brain: whaaaa-
Me: *tackle hugs Stitchin' then runs away*
Brain: That-
Me: Shove it Brian.
Brain: :l