Corrupt a wish

[Grizzly]

Granted, you can hold your breath for 5 minutes, but only if you're calm and not under water.

I wish i got to draw more often.

(( btw, new avatar ))

[Peace Keeper]

 (I know ..l just kidding looks nice)

Granted, but you always run out of color in the middle of your art.

I wish I for Pepsi Vanilla (That drink rocked, but it's out of production)

[Grizzly]

Um, sure, granted, its reproduced by recycling, so... um... it tastes horrible now

I wish that i actually knew how to draw, and not just randomly drag lines on paper.

[Doomato]

Granted, you know how but you don't do it.

Ah rish dat Pownd wood stahp eeting mah suger-doughnuts!

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but he gets a jelly donut (Im sorry, but it needs a corruption. Blame the game)

I wish I can go Kaioken

[Grizzly]

Granted, but you can never go above it!

I wish a piercing of a certain part of mine!

[Doomato]

Granted, now you're an idiot for getting that.
I wish Peace knew that wasn't a corruption. The Doom family hate jelly-filled!

[Peace Keeper]

Granted (I read that too late)

I wish something good is on tv right now.
Also, I wish for some donut dots (with some milk)

[Grizzly]

Kay, um... something good, something good... Hokay, on channel P is a rerun of Romero's Night of the Living Dead!

I wish i could try something with the posibility of taking it back so i know if i like it or nor

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, welcome to infomertials, where you can try for 30 days free, and if you don't like, just return and pay only for S&H (shipping and handling)
*Additional fees may apply.

I wish I could meet Billy Mays in person. (He's not here no more *Insert F-shy sob here*)

[DawnsEmbrace]

Granted, but you have to also meet the shamwow guy.

I wish this sentence was a lie.

[Peace Keeper]

(*-I would actually like to meet the Slap Chop guy as well to be honest)

Granted (rewrote "a lie" to "the truth"), but so is your cake.

I wish I would have requested yesterday (I can't post links on my 3DS or see large photos and videos, which stink)

[Doomato]

Granted, I have no idea of what you're on about.

I wish for moar picarats!

[Peace Keeper]

(*- I wanted to request an art before everyone when it opened, but I don't get on my computer until like 3:00P.M. or 5:00 P.M. I use my 3DS as late as 1:30 A.M. and as early as 10:00 A.M. It's on Pacific Time)

* *-Google-ing it *
Granted, but you make a lot of mistakes

I wish WWE never fused the two show rosters and titles.

[Doomato]

Granted, they fuse the posters instead.

Ah rish dat mah knew famiwy hud e TeeVee...

[Peace Keeper]

Granted. It's a used cathode ray tube TV (...In good condition)

I wish I had my Mario Kart 7 back.

[Doomato]

Granted, you only get the back of the case.

Ah rish dat mah knew mumma rusn't sew meen...

[Peace Keeper]

(But she seems so sweet)
Granted, but she's not so mean to your brother and sister either.

I wish I wasn't wearing this "FEED" shirt with Chrysalis on it.

Spoiler: show

[Doomato]

Granted, instead it says "LOVE OF MY LIFE".

I wish you knew that you didn't even do a legitimate corruption.

[Peace Keeper]

Granted (Too late to know that! Why am I too nice?)

I wish I knew where one of my shoes went.