Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[Super sayian pony]

Granted, but he makes you a draconian like him and you two do evil, chaosy things.

I wish for Discord powers.

[SandFire]

Granted but you painfully turn Draconian and evil before being turned to stone.

I wish I can capture that crimson ghostie

[thexcrimsonxghostie]

All the bands from Dischord Records comes to your house every weekend having basement shows and there's always a guarantee something will get damaged.

I wish to be friends with the cutest, most adorable, CUTEST pony ever. it has to be yellow!

[Spacecase101]

Granted. Too bad Pikachu doesn't like being a pony and will not speak to you.

I wish I could talk to the ponies.

[thexcrimsonxghostie]

I can't understand Equestrian... Speak English.

I wish to be infallible.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. Really. Granted no strings attached. I now have my own thexcrimsonxghostie inflatable. I can leave it in my yard. Inflate it and tie it to a tree. give it to my dog to play with. All the fun I can have with it. Thankies ghostie your all heart. 

I wish I had a pet octopus.

[SandFire]

Granted the kraken is now your pet. What do you mean the kraken is a squid. WELL TOO BAD. You get the kraken anyways.

I wish for a nice peaceful forest.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. It is a beautiful forest. The birds are singing, squirrels are playing. WHAM! Here comes the development team. Taking down all the trees, scaring away all the animals. Hope you like the new Walmart.

I wish for world peace or world peas, whichever.

[thexcrimsonxghostie]

Granted. Really. Granted no strings attached. I now have my own thexcrimsonxghostie inflatable. I can leave it in my yard. Inflate it and tie it to a tree. give it to my dog to play with. All the fun I can have with it. Thankies ghostie your all heart. 

I wish I had a pet octopus.

NOOOOOO I said INFALLIBLE!

I wish for world peace or world peas, whichever.

The whole world goes to take a leak but then returns immediately to the fighting and general crap.

I wish I could go where none have ever gone before

[Super sayian pony]

You have went to the miniature space, but your too big and everyone is ded now

I wish... (Come at me bro!)

[thexcrimsonxghostie]

you live a life of indecision because don't seem to know what you really want.

I wish for nothing but fun times!

[Super sayian pony]

You get nothing done but party

I wish for derpy

[SandFire]

Granted you get Derpy but all your stuff now has a fifty percent chance to be broken.

I wish for twilight Sparkles as a friend.

[Super sayian pony]

Granted, But while you two where on an adventure you were captured by a timber wolf and Twilight never comes to save you

I wish for rainbows everywhere

[SandFire]

Granted. WELCOME TO THE RAINBOW FACTORY. Hope you enjoy your time there.

I wish to be able to talk to animals.

[Super sayian pony]

Um Can you say that again I don't speak Angle Bunny

I wish for a cottage

[thexcrimsonxghostie]

Enjoy your shipment of cots!

I wish for decorative wainscoting

[Spacecase101]

Ummm...Ummm...sure. *Looks it up on google* Granted. Now your thingy doesn't have another thingy that......and its ugly THE END!

I wish for good stuff.

[Super sayian pony]

Umm. I have some candy from five days ago here. Take it.

I wish mah rps wont die

[Spacecase101]

Granted. They are now ZOMBIE rps. I would lock your doors if I was you.

I wish for another octopus.