Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[derpyhooves0]

Granted,but There is chucky alive

I wish I was a Pie

[Dragonscorch]

Granted, now somepony eats you.   

I wish I could fly.

[Nuserame]

Granted, you can now fly but never land.

I wish I had 1000mbit internet!

[derpyhooves0]

Granted,but you lose 1mbit a second

I wish I was 20% cooler

[Nuserame]

Granted, your temperature is now -25 degrees Celsius.

I was to forever be untouchable by rain!

[Dragonscorch]

Granted, but that includes all forms of water.

I wish I could have a tablet.

[cloudandis]

Of course you have a tablet. It's one of the Egyptian ruins and it's in pieces. Don't you remember? You've got it on your bedside desk c:

I wish for peace.

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, I am here!

I wish I can get at least a pony vinyl.

[cloudandis]

Granted, I am here!

I wish I can get at least a pony vinyl.

Clever... clever.
Sure, you get a pony vinyl. But you don't have a gramophone to play it c:

I wish that there wa sa fluffy bunny that protected fluffy bunnies.

[derpyhooves0]

Grated,but it doesn't know what to do


I wish LoE was done so everypony could play on It

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but it still has lingering bugs.

I wish my upload speed was faster.

[Nuserame]

Granted, along with a filter that flips a bit every few packages.

I wish I could download a cup of coffee.

[derpyhooves0]

granted,but no creamer/sweetener and no flavor or milk

I wish I could REALLY do rainbooms *sigh*

[Sunshine Smash]

Granted, you can do Rainbooms in your dreams 

I wish I was a cyborg ninja like Jack Raiden.

[cloudandis]

Granted; but you have no memory of the events or being a cyborg, making you continue to wish for it and making further wishes for it invalid.

I wish I was  a banana. 

[killer snake]

granted, now you shall never love again, i wish that i can go to chs (from eg) and get the mane 6 to like me, and maybe even love, i havent decided wich one could possibly love me, but i dont care, i guess rarity, there, i want rarity from eg to love me

[derpyhooves0]

Granted Thaaaat only lasts for 1 second

I wish I was Flufflepuff 

[LunarDusk]

Granted but the fans overflow you instead.


I wish to rule the world and not just Equestria as a tyrant without any resistance or rebellions.

[Nuserame]

Granted! But it actually turns out to be an immensely tedious and stressful job which leaves you almost no time for yourself.

I wish for the ability predict the weather by 1 day!

[Sunshine Smash]

Granted! But it actually turns out to be an immensely tedious and stressful job which leaves you almost no time for yourself.

I wish for the ability predict the weather by 1 day!

Granted. You can predict the weather by one day






On Jupiter.