Corrupt a wish

[Tranquil Soul Edge]

In this game you wish for something. The next pony grants that wish but corrupts it.

Example:
Pony 1: I wish for a pie
Pony 2: Granted, but it's a cartoon pie with a bomb in it. Boom
I wish for...

and then it keeps on going. Have fun.

I wish I would meet Luna.

[AAA13]

Granted, but she's gone NMM on us again.
I wish to meet Pinkie pie.

[Laebenal]

Granted, but Pinkie is evil

I wish to get a dragon.

[AAA13]

Granted, but it's a portal dragon which throws you into a portal over a spike pit.
I wish to become Portal Jumper and travel across the dimensions!

[Laebenal]

(ooh spikes )
Granted, but you get stuck in the void between dimensions.

I wish to have a nosalis as a pet.

[AAA13]

Granted, but it is having an identity crisis and jumps off a cliff.
I wish to meet Discord! hes coooooool.

[Laebenal]

Granted, but Discord is turned into stone.

I wish to replace my other arm with mechanism. (I really want to )

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, but it's an egg beater.

I wish to have wings.

[AAA13]

Granted, but they're full of holes and you cannot fly!
I wish for Caramel!!!

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, but it is salty.

I wish a katana, cuz katanas are cool

[GalvinRoe]

(dang what happend to the old threads, I remember this game being 300 pages long  .)

You have been granted caramel . . . of course you can't eat it, not unless you want to contract a dire disease! Afterall it did come RIDING in on a camel, the underside of a camel to be precise and it wasn't really . . . visible until the camel left an unplesant surprise on the ground. Happy digging!

    Alright . . . you've got a katana, it's nice and everything but it was broken 'in-transit' and harmed the driver, respectively. Thanks to a series of cleverly worded by-laws . . . you owe some driver medical compensation. Enjoy your broken sword!

I'd really like a house made of glass . . . let's put it somewhere near the mountains . . . with decent transportation to a nearby town. And I suppose I'll wish it, so we can keep it in-format 

[AAA13]

Granted, but it is salty.

I wish a katana, cuz katanas are cool

Granted, but it is possesed by a ghost and it chases you.
I wish popcorn!

[GalvinRoe]

 The universe is now popcorn.

I'd really like a house made of glass . . . let's put it somewhere near the mountains . . . with decent transportation to a nearby town. And I suppose I'll wish it, so we can keep it in-format 

[AAA13]

Granted, but you slept late and in the after noon the sun hit your house, refracting the light and.... I think you get the picture.
I wish for a portal dragon!

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, but the portal will be permanently out of order.

I wish I could take the form of a shadow

[AAA13]

Granted but Peter Pan is chasing you!
I wish to meet Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack!

[Laebenal]

Granted, but their bodies got terribly mixed.

I wish to be able to turn invisible!

[AAA13]

Granted, but you get stuck half invisible, half visible one day while trying to scare a teacher/member of parliment.
I wish to be Rainbow Dashes daughter!

[Laebenal]

Granted, but RD never got daughter...

I wish to have a sonic screwdriver.

[AAA13]

Granted, but it explodes in your face.
I wish for Derpy and the Derp bots oh, and ONE MUFFIN.