Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[thexcrimsonxghostie]

it's a third grade science project that got a D-

I wish to front my own punk band.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. They consider you to much a part of the system, so they left you alone.

I wish I had a talking pony.

[Super sayian pony]

Granted, but the pony says mean things about you behind your back

I wish fur mur cookies to steal ;3

[SandFire]

Granted but your allergic to all the cookies your plan to steal now.

I wish for my very own star.

[Dustmover]

You get your star but it finally burns out and the light stops traveling right when you go up to look at it

I wish for my very own spider wolf ((wtnv))

[thexcrimsonxghostie]

Granted. They consider you to much a part of the system, so they left you alone.

(WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU GUYS ARE GREAT MAN!!!!!)

I wish for my very own spider wolf ((wtnv))

It's rabid with eight legs, a stinger as well as many eyes and has multiple litters.... RUN!

I wish for a tower of power!

[Spacecase101]

Ummm ok. *hands thexcrimsonxghostie a tiny statue of the Eiffel Tower. Just use your [move]IMAGINATION![/move].  Oh it needs batteries as well.

I wish I had a new set of dive gear.

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but the gear is heavy and may cause you to sink.

I wish to get me a Wii U.

[Dustmover]

You get one but the moment you set it down to charge it never works again

I wish I had a job that didn't have me waking up at 4am

[thexcrimsonxghostie]

You get a job that demands you wake up at 10pm and you work from 11 to 7am.

I wish to break the cycle.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. Now that motorcycle will never work again.

I wish for a moose.

[SandFire]

Granted now your hair will look great but smell like moose...people might stay away from you when you have that on.

I wish for a dozen doe yes the deer. Why? Because it would be cool.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. However due to zoning laws they all have to stay inside your house with you. And their not house broken.

I wish for my very own rocket.

[SandFire]

Congrats you now own your very own rocket. However, Princess Luna comes along and loosens the screws, took out all the seats, and general took it all apart with her grace. She also spray painted your house. It now reads SPACE IS MY DOMAIN, LOVE PRINCESS LUNA Well i hope you enjoyed it for the short time you had it.

I wish for a Princess Luna plushie that talks.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. However the Princess Luna Doll is possessed by the spirit of Nightmare Moon. She whispers...Things when you try to sleep. I suggest you buy a llllooottt of Nyquil.

I wish I worked for DHX Studios

[thexcrimsonxghostie]

3rd shift janitorial... fun times.

I wish for a grand piano!

[SandFire]

Congrats on your new grand paino. Too bad theirs no way for it to fit in your house. And bad timing for that storm to come and turn it into hunk of wood.

I wish for the purple smart dragon.

[thexcrimsonxghostie]

That dragon makes you feel like a complete idiot all the time and talks to down to you like a child even though he stands a foot tall.

I wish for the weekend to come quicker.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. The weekend came and went so fast its now over. Get ready for work, or school or whatever you do on your weekdays.

I wish I was a real boy.

[Super sayian pony]

Granted, But you won't live long due to your inexperience being a human

I wish for an Emoji for this face ==> ;3