I went to make coffee, but didn't notice there was already water in the machine and ended up with twice the amount of really weak coffee!
I like weak coffee because it can overpower me if it's too strong.
I tasted coffee and it tasted awful.
Finally someone agrees!
Once I get a job, I can buy all the games.
Once I get a game, I can buy all the jobs!
Once I get a cup, I can buy all the coffee!
Man, I just played a hardcore game of peekaboo. It was intense, but I won the binkie in the pot.
Bad language makes for bad feelings.
I really don't like going to the beach.
I was the one who canceled Silent Hills..."evil laugh"
And now my internet will explode.
I hope Chrysalis doesn't find out I'm dating somepony else now...
Mi oC 's crisalias soooo mulch w r bet trends and secrtli luvrs!
Ima throw a wedding for your OC.
Ima going to go behind your back and hold the actual wedding on the other side of the city, without you!
You can say goodbye to the cake.
My Newest OC is the best alicorn, changling queen, world saving super-princess around!