Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but can't go over 9000.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful glass mango.  Now it is frigid.

I wish I had better aim.

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but your perfect aims are at the wrong targets.

I wish I had a first floor for exercising.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but I take away your motivation to exercise.

I wish I could keep up with some hobbies.

[Day_Dream]

Granted! But they end up consuming you, leaving you unable to keep up with anything else.

I wish I wasn't such a picky eater.

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but everything will taste the same.

I wish I can do a Hadouken.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but now are you trapped in the Street Fighter universe.

I wish I could eat ramen while eating hot pockets at the same time.

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but you have to swallow whole, and your esophagus is not adapted to it.

I wish for some money.

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful glass mango.  Here's a penny.

I wish that pennies would stop being made, because they cost more to make than they are worth (at least in America.)

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but now the scheming businessmen aren't making any money!

I wish food could be distributed better.

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, now it is distributed in rations.

I wish I can aim better at video games.

[Super sayian pony]

Granted, But you get constant headaches due to 'Bright screen Dark room'

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but mods ended up erasing your wish.

I wish I had more popcorn

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but controversy in the Youtube comments section ceases to exist. You cannot enjoy popcorn to its fullest potential now.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

[Peace Keeper]

I just need it to watch videos. Oh well... only half of my entertainment.

Granted, but you will always feel cranky, wrinkly, and out of energy.

I wish my screen wasn't so dusty or dirty.

[Nightshade Star]

Granted, but it's so shiny it will make you blind.

I wish for more tacos.

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but they gotten stale

I wish my laptop's battery lasted longer

[frío]

granted, but you only get 1% of battery life.

i wish for better dance moves.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but now you are only really good at square dancing.

I wish for a watch that can stop time.

[SandFire]

Granted, but its off by that critical second and jams sometimes.

I wish for a fool proof plan