Spike and RD have a nice chat on Omegle

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(Warning: the following chat is not real. it's an accidental RP I had with a random stranger. also may contain one or two swears.)
You=Spike/ Twi
Stranger=RD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: Hi
You: race? earth pony Pegasus, unicorn?
Stranger: Pegasus
You: i'm a dragon
Stranger: Thats cool.
Stranger: Wait...Spiike, does Twilight know you're on her computer?
You: ...
You: no
Stranger: Hahaha
You: who is this? do I know you?
Stranger: Its me, Rainbow Dash.
You: i figured. don't tell Twilight. she's out doing princess stuff
Stranger: I won't.
Stranger: Hey, whats in her history?
You: let's see, fanfiction.net, what's this?...
Stranger: ...oh no.
You: shipfic...
You: .involving you.
You: and me
Stranger: BWAHAHAHAHA!.....Wait m-me?
You: ...together
Stranger: 0_0
You: i didn't know she was into that
Stranger: But you're a baby....
Stranger: I didn't either.
Stranger: I thought it would be wikipedia and all that egghead stuff.
You: one second, somebody's at the door.
Stranger: okay.
You: it was derpy. with a package. and a muffin
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: At least her job is holding up
You: "to Twilight Sparkle
You: "From amazon.com"
You: should i open it?
Stranger: Amazon? She uses amazon?
Stranger: Do it!
You: ok, one second
Stranger: But be sure to get tape that looks just like whats on it.
Stranger: tape it up later.
You: looks like books... books... and even more books.
Stranger: Why am I not shocked...
You: "Ruling a Country for Eggheads", a new Daring Doo book,
Stranger: NEW DARING DO?!
Stranger: HJHXSJNKSAKJASDKJADJNDCJNWCKJWEHJWEWHNSKJSAHJSAHADSJ SQUEE!!!!!!\
Stranger: /)^3^(\
You: "What not to tell Your Pet Dragon"/ i'll have a read
Stranger: Go ahead
You: "A dragon should bealways fed Jewels, though there natural diet is meat(cows, deer, horses)" o.o
Stranger: Meat? O-0
You: ok.
You: OH BUCK SHE'S HOME
Stranger: OH CRAP
You: WHAT SHOULD I DO
Stranger: QUICK, SHOVE THE STUFF BACK IN THE BOX
You: OK DONE!
NOW WHAT!
Stranger: TAPE IT UP!
You: OK DONE!
Stranger: NOW PRETEND YOU DON'T KNOW YOU EAT MEAT!
You: I'M RUNNNING UPSTAIRS
You: hello? who is this?
Stranger: PRETEND YOU'RE SLEEPING
You: what?
Stranger: Pretend you're sleeping. To really sell that you didn't do anything.
You: what are you talking about? was spike on my computer again?
Stranger: ...No...
You: ooh, my package arrived... it looks half-assedly taped up.
You: who is this
Stranger: How did the princess-ing go Twi?
Stranger: Its me, Rainbow Dash.
You: it went well, dash, how has your lazing about been
Stranger: Good, finished all the Daring Doo books.
You: oh, i shold have gotten the newest one in this package- wait. these aren't in alphabetical order, i specifically asked for alphabetical order!
Stranger: I bet Derpy had something to do with it.
You: no, derpy's been pretty reliable lately, andwhere's the usual derpy muffin
Stranger: I smell a changeling invasion...
You: WHAT? HOW BUT WHA BgfukdyhsjgjdxehgsougGHKJJGBSGDVXDGFCHVFBsngfgdh
Stranger: TWILIGHT!!!!
You: that's what i was just taking care of!
Stranger: Spike?
You: i sent the whole storm to Tartarus
You: Swarm,
Stranger: Ah
You: but you just said an invasion was coming!
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: .....
You: something smells fishy
Stranger: .........Spike ate the muffin...
You: WHAT! I TOLD HIM IF THEPACKAGE CAME NOT TO- oh. it just rolled on the floor
You: you lied
Stranger: ...Can you bring everypony back?
You: why?
Stranger: I didn't want to get spike in trouble...
You: and what do you mean "bring everypony back"
Stranger: Everyponys gone
You: wha- no they're-oh. yea they are. i'm going to fid out what happened.
Stranger: Probably
Stranger: Hey, wait....
You: whew, twilight's gone it's me, spike
Stranger: Oh hey spike
You: how are you
Stranger: good...good
You: what did Twi say
Stranger: Something about....I gotta go. She's looking at me funny....I think she's on to us.
Stranger has disconnected.