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Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
« Reply #40 on: 2014 Jul 07, 20:13:35 »
I once ate 3 whole mega marshmallows, these are the size of your fist each! It made me sooo sick...
...wait...I just did this last night... :s

Oh my gosh!  This reminds me!

I'm not sure if anyone here has ever heard of Pixy Stix in the States, i'd imagine yes, but if not, basically they are a candy powder in a straw....well I remember buying a LOT of them once, emptying the contents into a bowl and eating it by the spoonful

I hated myself that day.  Alot.

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Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
« Reply #41 on: 2014 Jul 07, 20:21:30 »
I once ate 3 whole mega marshmallows, these are the size of your fist each! It made me sooo sick...
...wait...I just did this last night... :s

Oh my gosh!  This reminds me!

I'm not sure if anyone here has ever heard of Pixy Stix in the States, i'd imagine yes, but if not, basically they are a candy powder in a straw....well I remember buying a LOT of them once, emptying the contents into a bowl and eating it by the spoonful

I hated myself that day.  Alot.
We have Pixy Stix. O: They're super popular. Sometimes concession stands sell gigantic versions of them in plastic tubes instead of paper ones!

Some kids do an unspeakably stupid thing with Pixy Stix that I have never done. Let's just say, it ends up in their nose, and some of them wonder why it hurts. Well, duh it's gonna hurt. The particles are sort of a cube-shape. Why not eat it like a normal human being and enjoy the taste? :/

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Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
« Reply #42 on: 2014 Jul 07, 21:04:51 »
I once ate 3 whole mega marshmallows, these are the size of your fist each! It made me sooo sick...
...wait...I just did this last night... :s

Oh my gosh!  This reminds me!

I'm not sure if anyone here has ever heard of Pixy Stix in the States, i'd imagine yes, but if not, basically they are a candy powder in a straw....well I remember buying a LOT of them once, emptying the contents into a bowl and eating it by the spoonful

I hated myself that day.  Alot.
We have Pixy Stix. O: They're super popular. Sometimes concession stands sell gigantic versions of them in plastic tubes instead of paper ones!

Some kids do an unspeakably stupid thing with Pixy Stix that I have never done. Let's just say, it ends up in their nose, and some of them wonder why it hurts. Well, duh it's gonna hurt. The particles are sort of a cube-shape. Why not eat it like a normal human being and enjoy the taste? :/

Quote from: Wikipedia the all-knowing
The ingredients in Pixy Stix are as follows: Dextrose, Citric Acid, less than 2% artificial and natural flavors

Yeah, i'd imagine that would burn....

Kids.... X3

Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
« Reply #43 on: 2014 Jul 07, 21:20:03 »
As for the whole cake conversation, I used to and still do take the cake and eat all the bread stuff first, THEN when the frosting is left I eat it! So I kinda like both... *-*

I remember standing on my head and burping because I thought it'd give me hick ups...and then I puked...and my bed is right over my brothers.... >.<


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Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
« Reply #45 on: 2014 Aug 13, 00:39:01 »
I did many dumb things when I was a kid, I think I can fill a page with them.

6 years
-One of the earliest things that I remember was one time that i was jumping in my bed while spinning(dumb I know), the thing is that i got really dizzy and fell of the bed hitting my head against a concrete wall and...well I was not ok...at all, my mom took me to the hospital, I was unconscious at that moment, when i woke up I had 5 stitches in my head.

- another one was when i was learning how to ride a bicycle, one day I was at the park with my mom and dad just riding the bike, like a derp I tried to do a wheelie, but when i tried to lift the front tire I lost control and went straight to a rock in the ground, the rear tire jumped over the rock and I went flying in the air like 4 meters before hitting the ground, after that i learned how to ride a bike  lol

- other time I was running in the house playing with a cousin, then I tripped and hit my mouth with a chair, I lost 4 Milk teeth(primary teeth) because of that.
9 years
-One day I went to the park with my dad, I was playing in the swing, and then I fell on my back, when the swing seat came back it broke me a tooth( but this wasn't a milk tooth), and with this comes one of the most disturbing memories too, the one of the dentist drilling my tooth to fix it.
10 years
- another one happened to me while I was playing with a skateboard that was way too big for me at that age, to be honest I was pretty bad with the skate, barely being able to move without losing my balance, but one day i put one foot on the sidewalk and the other one was still on the skateboard, and what happened next I still remember the feel to this very day, I lost balance and the skateboard moved with my foot still on it, I made a split on the ground, that seriously hurt... I had to crawl on top of the skateboard and drag myself home, because I wasn't able to move my legs.
And many,many more but it will be too long to write them all. :P






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Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
« Reply #46 on: 2014 Aug 13, 02:46:24 »
I did many dumb things when I was a kid, I think I can fill a page with them.

6 years
-One of the earliest things that I remember was one time that i was jumping in my bed while spinning(dumb I know), the thing is that i got really dizzy and fell of the bed hitting my head against a concrete wall and...well I was not ok...at all, my mom took me to the hospital, I was unconscious at that moment, when i woke up I had 5 stitches in my head.

- another one was when i was learning how to ride a bicycle, one day I was at the park with my mom and dad just riding the bike, like a derp I tried to do a wheelie, but when i tried to lift the front tire I lost control and went straight to a rock in the ground, the rear tire jumped over the rock and I went flying in the air like 4 meters before hitting the ground, after that i learned how to ride a bike  lol

- other time I was running in the house playing with a cousin, then I tripped and hit my mouth with a chair, I lost 4 Milk teeth(primary teeth) because of that.
9 years
-One day I went to the park with my dad, I was playing in the swing, and then I fell on my back, when the swing seat came back it broke me a tooth( but this wasn't a milk tooth), and with this comes one of the most disturbing memories too, the one of the dentist drilling my tooth to fix it.
10 years
- another one happened to me while I was playing with a skateboard that was way too big for me at that age, to be honest I was pretty bad with the skate, barely being able to move without losing my balance, but one day i put one foot on the sidewalk and the other one was still on the skateboard, and what happened next I still remember the feel to this very day, I lost balance and the skateboard moved with my foot still on it, I made a split on the ground, that seriously hurt... I had to crawl on top of the skateboard and drag myself home, because I wasn't able to move my legs.
And many,many more but it will be too long to write them all. :P


Ouch  >.< . Must have had a painful childhood. I know that feel.
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As I skidded, I hit my eye onto the end of a pole and got swollen.
With all the injuries, I was only treated at home, despite how bad they were. That was the last time I ever went alone, and the last time I ever skated
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Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
« Reply #47 on: 2014 Aug 13, 05:12:27 »
I once ate two bananas.
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Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
« Reply #48 on: 2014 Aug 13, 05:15:36 »
I remember jumping on my bed...and it broke REALLY bad...this was only 2 years ago... :s

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Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
« Reply #49 on: 2014 Aug 13, 07:37:31 »
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Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
« Reply #50 on: 2014 Aug 13, 09:25:29 »
I didn't do anything as a foal because I'm not a horse.


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Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
« Reply #51 on: 2014 Sep 11, 20:35:28 »
I have no memories due to me having cerebral palsy as a child, even portions of my memory after that are fragmented


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Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
« Reply #52 on: 2014 Sep 12, 14:42:27 »
I have no memories due to me having cerebral palsy as a child, even portions of my memory after that are fragmented
That's pretty sad to hear. I could just imagine not able to recall childhood memories clearly or at all.

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I got grounded for my curiosity of swear words on the dictionary, and came across the b-word. Then I told my niece "are you a *****?" Got a mean spanking as well.

Moral to this: NEVER say a swear word!
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Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
« Reply #53 on: 2014 Sep 12, 14:46:19 »
I got grounded for my curiosity of swear words on the dictionary, and came across the b-word. Then I told my niece "are you a *****?" Got a mean spanking as well.

Moral to this: NEVER say a swear word!

On a similar note, I learned VERY quickly as a child to never repeat anything my father says if I didn't know what it meant! lol
I think you can imagine why.


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Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
« Reply #54 on: 2014 Sep 12, 14:50:53 »
I got grounded for my curiosity of swear words on the dictionary, and came across the b-word. Then I told my niece "are you a *****?" Got a mean spanking as well.

Moral to this: NEVER say a swear word!

On a similar note, I learned VERY quickly as a child to never repeat anything my father says if I didn't know what it meant! lol
I think you can imagine why.
That's like my dad. Always "effin' and jeffin", as we say over here.
I remember this time YEARS ago, back in infant school. This girl was annoying me, we really started arguing and shouting, and then...I bit her arm.
 :c It still bugs me today how...volatile I was as a kid.

Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
« Reply #55 on: 2014 Sep 12, 16:31:28 »
When I was 5, I grew a fascination with WW2. It came to a point where I asked my teacher (who had German family) if she was a nazi.

Did not end well.

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Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
« Reply #56 on: 2014 Sep 12, 16:38:50 »
Eh, the number a derp things I have done as a foal and over the years...let's just say that I am a bit accident prone from time to time and I used to get hurt a lot...no different from today...

Let's just say that around...six or nine, I loved to climb trees...and as foolish as i was, the limb...I was on snapped...hehe...I ended up falling hard on the ground and a few small branches also came falling down and hit me in the head.

No permanent injuries, but still... I retake on what I said. I forgot I suffered a bit from memory loss and I have a hard time remembering things.
Life lesson learned, if your going to climb a tree...be careful on what branch you grab or stand on.
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Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
« Reply #57 on: 2014 Sep 12, 20:06:03 »
When I was a kid, I thought those Ped Xing (Pedestrian crossing) signs were street signs named after a famous Chinese man named Ped Xing.
Seriously.
I thought there was a world-famous Chinese man named Ped Xing. X3

Can't remember if I posted that in here already, but if not, there you go.

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Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
« Reply #58 on: 2014 Sep 12, 21:15:32 »
Well... when I was a reeeely small baby, I almost cut off my finger with the hinge of the door. Got the new car really bloody...



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Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
« Reply #59 on: 2014 Sep 13, 05:29:59 »
I once ran away from daycare when I was a kid, but I don't remember that. Also once in daycare I was drawing a pony and a girl bumped me and I made a mistake and started crying like (I don't know an English idiom for crying a lot).